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\"Flip<\/a>

Flip Phone FLIPPED by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When George and Evelyn surprise their sweet humble and respectful daughter, Payton, with the fancy new phone she has talked about, they all couldn’t be happier. But is that phone merely an instrument of quite chaotic destruction by the boldly active terrorist group known as S.M.U.T.?<\/p>\n

The Trance-tory T-Flip is a retro styled flip phone with extremely modern screen technology inside, but for Payton it may not have the functions she was looking for when her neighbors begin acting chaotically crazy in attacks on an innocent woman driving by and Payton tries to dial 911.<\/p>\n

Flipping every part of her completely opposite to what it was, Payton might not even miss the innocent sweet girl she was.<\/p>\n

Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

On a surprisingly nice warm weekend, things are about to really heat up in one otherwise quiet neighborhood… and the worlds of Trance-tory and S.M.U.T. are about to clash quite fittingly chaotic.<\/p>\n

When proud parents George and Evelyn surprise their teenage daughter Payton with the fancy new T-Flip cell phone she has talked about, she couldn’t be more thrilled. The T-Flip has a subdued retro style, but once opened, a continuous tall thin screen that is more advanced than any phone on the market. All her friends have talked about it, and she has seen pictures, but nothing does justice to the real thing and the humble sweet Payton can’t believe her parents did this for her.<\/p>\n

But could her parents have been tricked when they purchased and had the Trance-tory Tech-n-Toys guy set everything up for her to immediately use it? As George watches college sports on TV, as Evelyn heads into the kitchen to do some things, Payton is enamored by her fancy new phone, heading outside to enjoy the beautiful day… nearly tripping over a newspaper that makes mention of notorious chaotic terrorist group S.M.U.T. striking again.<\/p>\n

And the chaos seems to have reached her street as a neighbor with no tolerance for children is suddenly running full sprint to grab a woman from a passing car, obsessed with putting babies inside her, when another neighbor who’s known to be a germaphobe is tackling right into the fray to openly fondle and otherwise have as much contact with the woman as possible. And all Payton can do is stare until she realizes she needs to call for help.<\/p>\n

But will using her new T-Flip phone unleash the chaos within her innocent mind? Will she truly find every thought in her mind, desire in her body, and intent of what to do literally flipped?<\/p>\n

Find out as the rarely seen attack against Trance-tory by the only terrorist group capable of more twisted things than the products they sell, S.M.U.T. flips November upside down.<\/p>\n

 
\nNow On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When George and Evelyn surprise their sweet humble and respectful daughter, Payton, with the fancy new phone she has talked about, they all couldn’t be happier. But is that phone merely an instrument of quite chaotic destruction by the boldly active terrorist group known as S.M.U.T.? The Trance-tory T-Flip is a retro styled flip phone … <\/p>\n

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