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\"A<\/a>

A Konversation about Shopping by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When Rachel finishes up a call at the back of her SUV after doing all the gift shopping, no help from her game-watching husband back home, she naturally assumes the approaching men just would like her shopping cart. But it turns out they may have more interest in her instead.<\/p>\n

Doc is striking up another Konversation, this time about shopping, and he is trying to convince his buddy Jeremy that parking lots outside shopping locations are the perfect place to meet that woman he has been wanting in his life. But when Jeremy is rather picky, wanting a busty woman who’s just not that smart, will Rachel find herself becoming that woman no matter whether she wants to or not?<\/p>\n

Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s November and no matter when all the Black Friday deals show up… it’s time for A Konversation about Shopping!<\/p>\n

Finishing up emptying her cart of all Christmas presents with more than a full month to go, Rachel is briefly chatting with her husband on the phone, but when the game comes back on TV, that chat abruptly ends and another he will never know about begins… a friendly chatty doctor and friend approaching.<\/p>\n

And while at first Rachel just looks back politely and smiles, assuming they’d like her shopping cart if she’s done with it, Doc is in fact helping his visiting buddy Jeremy do some shopping of his own, the kind of shopping Doc believes Rachel may just be perfect for… as the very item Jeremy is looking for.<\/p>\n

Striking up a conversation about shopping, specifically shopping to meet someone, his friend Jeremy is skeptical the entire time, wanting to just move on to another parking lot. But in Doc’s perspective parking lots at shopping locations can be great spots to meet someone. In the stores everyone is too focused on what they want or need to buy, but in the parking lot, they are more likely to chat, which is exactly what Rachel ends up doing, offering her two cents on the whole idea of where to meet women.<\/p>\n

Of course when over the course of the conversation it becomes clear that Doc is thinking Rachel can in fact be that woman Jeremy is wanting to meet, things get truly twisted… especially since she isn’t as busty or dumb as the ideal woman Jeremy would like to meet, but those traits can be changed in a smart married woman like Rachel, one way or another.<\/p>\n

You just never know what the best Black Friday bargain will be… or who.<\/p>\n

 
\nNow On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Rachel finishes up a call at the back of her SUV after doing all the gift shopping, no help from her game-watching husband back home, she naturally assumes the approaching men just would like her shopping cart. But it turns out they may have more interest in her instead. Doc is striking up another … <\/p>\n

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