{"id":48563,"date":"2025-12-11T18:59:41","date_gmt":"2025-12-12T00:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48563"},"modified":"2025-12-11T18:59:41","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T00:59:41","slug":"someone-always-gets-bombed-at-krismas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/12\/11\/someone-always-gets-bombed-at-krismas\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone always gets Bombed at Krismas"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Being<\/a>

Being Bimbo Bombed Sucks! by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When the sweet mother of a sullen teenage boy agrees to date Braxton Briggs, the handsome black football coach at his high school, she never knows how angry it will make her son Parker. As he tries to explain to her, Coach Briggs has a reputation for bragging about conquests and she is going to be another of those conquests.<\/p>\n

Of course she trusts everyone and believes the best in them, and that sends Parker on a ranting angry fit where he repeatedly says she sucks.<\/p>\n

Leaving before Coach Briggs shows up, Parker is with his buddy Mason, the two of them having a secret. They figured out how to Bimbo Bomb anyone. Will angrily Bimbo Bombing his mom make her date sucky in ways Braxton Briggs enjoys?<\/p>\n

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Beth is the always perky positive sweet mother of a rather sullen teenage boy named Parker, but for once he might have a very good excuse for being moody and upset. That’s because Beth is dressing in her festive holiday top and skirt to go on a Christmas date, her first date, with Braxton Briggs, the handsome black football coach of Parker’s winning high school team.<\/p>\n

But as much as dates can go awry and truly suck… will this one give all new meaning to the words sucky date?<\/p>\n

As Parker has tried to explain, Coach Briggs has a reputation for bragging about his conquests… and he brags to the football players at school, meaning if Beth goes on a date with him, even if nothing happens, Parker’s reputation will be ruined during his senior year.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately Beth is far too trusting and sweet to ever assume the worst, and for that reason and that reason alone, in Parker’s mind she sucks! The whole situation sucks! And so Parker is getting out of the house before Braxton Briggs shows up for their date, ranting and angry beyond any anger he has ever felt, repeatedly complaining about how much she sucks!<\/p>\n

But after leaving with his best friend Mason, an equally unpopular guy in their senior class, Parker is getting his justified revenge, tapping on his phone on his side of the car, activating something they had together figured out with the intent of using it on all the mean girls at school who rejected them and embarrassed the two of them.<\/p>\n

That’s right, Parker and Mason figured out how to Bimbo Bomb anyone of their choosing, and since his mother Beth refused to heed his warnings about Coach Briggs, Parker is angrily targeting her for Bimbo Bombing, and quite possibly in his most impulsively unfortunate decision ever… he has activated something called the randomizer option.<\/p>\n

Simply typing in her name and information and that she sucks, Beth waiting on Braxton back home has gotten a truly twisted phone call. A robotic voice has just informed her that she has been Bimbo Bombed, and will forever suck dick after endless dick filling so full she can’t even move, inspiring lust in every man who sees her, unless… she sucks the chrome off a bumper in less than ten minutes.<\/p>\n

Pacing, panicked, knowing the supposedly extreme dangers of being Bimbo Bombed, Beth hears Braxton pull into the driveway to pick her up for their date. And looking out, he happens to have a nice classic sports car with chrome bumpers.<\/p>\n

Will Braxton Briggs be greeted in a way most amusing for a man with his reputation, Beth rushing out there, dropping to her knees and frantically sucking on the chrome of his bumper? Will failing to complete such an impossible task turn Beth into a vacuum sucking kinky freak that soon has her date swelling her curvy form up even curvier? Will Parker regret his impulsive revenge when he gets home only to see his buddy Mason quite literally sucked into the fun?<\/p>\n

Find out as the 12 Days of Krismas gets Bimbo Bombed… and sometimes Being Bimbo Bombed Sucks!<\/p>\n

 
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When the sweet mother of a sullen teenage boy agrees to date Braxton Briggs, the handsome black football coach at his high school, she never knows how angry it will make her son Parker. As he tries to explain to her, Coach Briggs has a reputation for bragging about conquests and she is going to … <\/p>\n

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