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All I Want… A Holiday Hayride by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When Callie talked her husband Jackson into buying acreage in the Southwest, she thought maybe getting back to her country roots would relax her stressed husband. Unfortunately, he finds stress in all situations, and one night she goes out to find him pacing near the barn, intent on calming him and sharing a great idea.<\/p>\n

They could put a holiday hayride together for the locals. But no amount of flirting puts Jackson in a better mood. And when they end up arguing to the point where she wishes for the most thrilling mind-altering hayride ever and he sarcastically wishes he were hung like a horse… those wishes come true and forever change their soon to be very kinky lives.<\/p>\n

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Busty blonde Callie has always been a country girl at heart, but she met, fell in love, and married a city boy named Jackson, and now has finally talked Jackson into moving to some untamed country in the Southwest… but Jackson is not worrying any less.<\/p>\n

Out under the beautiful stars on an oddly warm December night, Callie finds her typically brooding and frustrated husband pacing around and kicking at the endless hay their acreage has. Jackson always has focused on the worst and the most worrying, a cynical guy.<\/p>\n

But he is a guy, so Callie makes a rather daring adjustment to her clothing and heads out to see if she can take his mind off the frustrations, especially because she has a fun idea for the holidays of how they can meet and get to know the locals, even if their nearest neighbors are on the horizon.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately Jackson is in quite the sullen mood about everything, mostly because he has no idea what they can do on as much empty flat hay strewn land as they bought. Hay is for horses and they don’t even have any animals… a useless meaningless plot of land that they somehow have to find a way of putting to work for them.<\/p>\n

And even if he obviously notices his wife, her breasts about as much on display as they can be, Jackson also knows that such a generous view usually comes at a cost… his wife looking to get something, or want something. And in a way, he’s right, because Callie has an idea… a way to hopefully make some connections with their nearest neighbors, get to know the community they are both new to. <\/p>\n

That idea, is to put together a holiday hayride for the locals. There can be a truck and tractor, lots of lay, give rides to people around the endless property and socialize. It’s not the worst idea, but Jackson is always skeptical of anything that might be a decent idea, especially lately since he feels the whole move has been a colossal mistake. <\/p>\n

Quickly dismissing the idea, listing all the costs of putting something like that together, Jackson is only more angry when his wife tries to flirt her way through calming him down. And when the argument builds and builds, Jackson is telling his wife that if she wants a holiday hayride so much, she should wish in one hand and pick hay up in the other… see which fills up first.<\/p>\n

Storming off, intent on sleeping in the barn because clearly they are not having a good night, Jackson hears Callie making her wish for the most thrilling intense, mind-altering holiday hayride EVER!<\/p>\n

And in his usual sarcastic cynical way, Jackson just laughs and wishes he were hung like a horse, slamming the barn doors behind him.<\/p>\n

But what neither of them have noticed during their bickering is that each wish made the Santa Star up in the sky glow just a bit brighter for just a moment… and both Callie and her husband are about to get their wishes granted, but not at all in the way they ever would have imagined.<\/p>\n

Will Callie find herself more and more turned on for a truly thrilling ride in the hay that surrounds her? Will Jackson have more than a heavy frustration to deal with between his legs? And will they both make some very profitable connections with the neighbors in the coming weeks?<\/p>\n

Wishes go awry again this Krismas, and it’s more fun than a roll in the hay!<\/p>\n

 
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Next… There’s a Trap at Keismas…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Callie talked her husband Jackson into buying acreage in the Southwest, she thought maybe getting back to her country roots would relax her stressed husband. Unfortunately, he finds stress in all situations, and one night she goes out to find him pacing near the barn, intent on calming him and sharing a great idea. … <\/p>\n

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