{"id":48730,"date":"2026-01-23T20:37:48","date_gmt":"2026-01-24T02:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48730"},"modified":"2026-01-23T20:37:48","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T02:37:48","slug":"theres-double-the-magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/01\/23\/theres-double-the-magic\/","title":{"rendered":"There’s Double the Magic"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Double-Stuffed<\/a>

Double-Stuffed Kreme: Magically DOLLicious by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price!<\/p>\n

When Joel gets put on the spot by his brainy beautiful wife at an old bookstore, he pretends to have found an inspiring book, in reality grabbing a book of old Japanese haiku, translated into modern English. But once at home with his new book, as he reads it, could the words in those haikus be affecting his wife… in increasingly twisted impossible ways?<\/p>\n

Next, when Leonard finally has a girl over, his mother is excited, but will Leonard be the one excited when he discovers the supposedly magic wand a man sold him outside the old mall only does one thing… turn anything it taps when the words Sex Doll are spoken into just that?<\/p>\n

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More Double-Stuffed Kreme
\nis all that you could ask for,
\nSo here it is now!<\/p>\n

If that sounds like crazy lame poetry, then Haiku Fu-ku, because this issue of Double-Stuffed Kreme is all about men reading poetry and playing with dolls… of a sort.<\/p>\n

First up, in the original brand new tale, Haiku Fu-ku, beautiful young wife Megan has dragged her husband Joel into the city, to a forgotten old bookstore where old dusty books are everywhere. And when he is put on the spot about finding something, Joel randomly reaches out and grabs a book of poetry.<\/p>\n

Specifically the book claims to have Ancient Japanese Haiku, translated into modern-day English. And Joel further digs his hole by claiming he saw some haikus inside about husbands and wives, trying to sound romantic.<\/p>\n

The truth is that the only inspiring thing Joel saw on their trip is his hot little wife in her yellow tank top with that curly dark red hair and those big beautiful breasts of hers. He’s a simple guy with simple tastes, who is soon heading back home with a new book of poetry.<\/p>\n

And when at home Megan asks Joel what haikus it was that drew him to that book, the ones about husbands and wives, he is soon desperately looking through it to try and find some that fit the ridiculous lie he made up. Fortunately, he finds some that mention a wife so Joel reads her one, and then a second one… unaware that his reading the haikus is in fact changing his wife, whether either of them notice it or not at first.<\/p>\n

But when their loud nuisance neighbors crank the music up, college kids with no parents in town, Megan is distracted enough from poetry to head over, intending to give those idiots a piece of her mind. But will she give more than that… especially as back home Joel notices how kinky the next number of haikus get and reads them aloud to himself?<\/p>\n

In the end, Joel might just get the wife he always secretly wanted, even if she’s pre-used in many ways by the boys next door.<\/p>\n

But wait, there’s more!<\/p>\n

Next up, Laura is a happy mom when she spots her awkward son talking with a pretty blonde girl from school. But Leonard is quickly chasing her away, because he has something exciting to show the new girl from school, about the only girl he’s ever been able to make friends with and only since she’s new. But what he bought off a guy outside the old mall may give Leonard more new friends than he ever imagined… doll friends.<\/p>\n

Beth is just nodding and curious about things, new to town, to school, and mostly curious what Leonard bought. But she can only chuckle when Leonard holds up rather proudly what he claims the man sold him as a real magic wand.<\/p>\n

Dismissing that it could ever be magic since magic isn’t real, Leonard is even pointing out the crazy carved lettering in the little wand, holding it out for Beth to read. And while he is admittedly distracted by having a hot girl so close, he definitely isn’t that thrilled when she points out what the lettering clearly says, if he looks at it closely.<\/p>\n

Carved into the magic wand are the words Sex Doll, and while it makes no sense to him, Leonard is soon accepting that he clearly got conned… or did he?<\/p>\n

When he speaks the words Sex Doll and tosses the wand at the coffee table they sit beside, that table upon being tapped by the wand instantly begins reshaping, the materials of the table reforming, and it becomes… a sex doll.<\/p>\n

This has Beth shocked and trying to process that magic is real, while Leonard is rather excitedly and ridiculously running around the house tapping random things and turning them all into some crazy variation of a sex doll. But what happens when he turns and accidentally taps Beth with it, speaking those words?<\/p>\n

Realizing there is no undo option, that the magic wand apparently only does one single thing, will Leonard soon very much enjoy his new friend… his new sex doll? And will his increasing carelessness with the magic wand lead to even more trouble as the day goes on? <\/p>\n

It’s all fun and games until someone becomes a sex doll, in this issue of Double-Stuffed Kreme!<\/p>\n

 
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The next serving…Communication Disruptions<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price! When Joel gets put on the spot by his brainy beautiful wife at an old bookstore, he pretends to have found an inspiring book, in reality grabbing a book of old Japanese haiku, translated into modern English. But once at home with his new … <\/p>\n

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