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\"Double-Stuffed<\/a>

Double-Stuffed Kreme: Expect the Unexpected by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price!<\/p>\n

When undercover operative Agent D-7 infiltrates an abandoned warehouse to determine if it is the site of a notorious sex trafficking operation, will she find the women she is there to rescue, or will she herself take on more intimately interactive assignments when she realizes S.M.U.T. is occupying the warehouse?<\/p>\n

And when Monica has her friends out to a vacation home in the country, will simply watering some plants with a small spray bottle turn her life upside down, all thanks to a silly seemingly poorly translated warning imprinted on the bottle itself? Spies or sprays, always Expect the Unexpected!<\/p>\n

Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s time for spies, sprays, and a little Chaos in the latest Double-Stuffed Kreme. Two brand new twisted tales explore what happens when very different women are reminded to always Expect the Unexpected.<\/p>\n

First up, Agent D-7 is a highly trained undercover operative on a crucial assignment, and naturally she’s looking good while doing so in her specially created black bodysuit. But that suit may fit her very differently by the end of this assignment as all entry into a sinister warehouse may lead to Chaos.<\/p>\n

Lindsay, or Agent D-7 has been given a very serious assignment, to go in by stealth and determine whether an abandoned rusty old warehouse is in fact the operations and holding facilities for a notorious sex trafficking operation. And Lindsay is highly confident in her skills as she should be.<\/p>\n

Carrying only the latest spy equipment, such as the brand new balloon darts fired from her specially made gun, Lindsay is to get in and out without any complications. The balloon darts are made to fire directly at the necks of any perps she may encounter. When fired properly they will cause temporary swelling in the neck cutting off blood flow to the brain, knocking even the largest bad guy unconscious without a sound to warn anyone else. Naturally there are warnings about ever firing it anywhere but the neck, but Lindsay is nothing short of meticulous and perfect in her weapons handling.<\/p>\n

The intelligence reports are seemingly accurate as she sneaks in, successfully uses a dart to have one guy out cold and the monitors in the room he was in clearly show that on a lower floor somewhere, the women are being held, several more bad guys in a room between her and them. But is there anything strange about the classical music playing overhead as she navigates her way down to those men? Why are those men referring to each other in code names, such as Copperhead, Dog, and Squirrel? <\/p>\n

Agent D-7 has unknowingly walked into a warehouse under the control of an organization no one ever expects… S.M.U.T. and by the end of this assignment, she may go by a whole new name… Agent Double-D 7!<\/p>\n

But wait… there’s more!<\/p>\n

Next up, rich girl Monica has invited a few college friends to spend time at her parents’ vacation home out in the country, and they’re all enjoying the fresh air and tranquil pond and property together. But one seemingly simple task Monica was asked to do while there may complicate her life in ways she could never imagine.<\/p>\n

With both Flynn and Tyler there, Monica’s friend Jill is asking which boy she likes better, though Monica is a notoriously studious responsible girl and didn’t invite the boys out there for anything other than a nice friendly escape from campus. She’s more focused on finding the stupid little green spray bottle she remembers seeing last time she was out there.<\/p>\n

She needs the spray bottle because Daddy insists she use one to water the special potted plants there, and she always does what she can to do things right. Although things may turn wrong after she finds that spray bottle and the guys happen to notice a hilarious little warning imprinted on the side of the bottle.<\/p>\n

It’s pretty small and could’ve easily gone unnoticed but even Monica admits it’s a weird little error. Assuming it probably is a poorly translated warning from the fact the bottle was made in another country, she thinks nothing of it, but the guys are amused, joking about if something like that was real… the words May Result in Slut. <\/p>\n

Unfortunately for them, after watering the plants, Monica is most certainly not doing anything to indicate the spray bottle affected her and she really isn’t all that amused by their kidding about the possibilities of such a thing. She even kids with them, spraying the water left in the little bottle at herself, joking suddenly that she’s definitely feeling herself become a slut.<\/p>\n

But is she really joking? Is Monica just carrying the joke further and further, or when she sprayed herself, did she really test fate and find it winning as she helplessly becomes just what the little spray bottle warned? Who even made the spray bottle and will Jill be safe from it if she wasn’t?<\/p>\n

Find out when the unexpected comes in spray bottle form, just one of two new Tales from the Kreme in this issue of Double-Stuffed Kreme.<\/p>\n

 
\nNow On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

The next serving…Sex Drives<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every Double-Stuffed Kreme is twice as nice for just one price! When undercover operative Agent D-7 infiltrates an abandoned warehouse to determine if it is the site of a notorious sex trafficking operation, will she find the women she is there to rescue, or will she herself take on more intimately interactive assignments when she … <\/p>\n

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