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\"V-Day<\/a>

V-Day V-Card by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Albert is a nerd, smart enough to solve difficult equations but lonely enough to decide there’s only one way he isn’t graduating a virgin… cheating.<\/p>\n

Having found a site on the dark web offering print-your-own Valentine’s Day cards with hypnotic messages that make the reader instantly in lust with whoever gives them the card, Albert plans to make cute girl Myra all his.<\/p>\n

But when notoriously feared teacher Amber Dunn catches him trying to pass Myra the card, she takes it and reads it, humiliating him and seemingly proving the hypnotic cues do nothing. Or do they?<\/p>\n

Called up to her desk after class, will Amber Dunn reveal her absolute lust for Albert, all because of his V-Day V-Card?<\/p>\n

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Albert may be the smartest senior in high school, soon to graduate, but that doesn’t mean he’s solved every problem with ease. And as Valentine’s Day approaches, Albert has decided to finally cheat on the one problem that seems unsolvable for a geeky guy like him… getting rid of his V-Card finally. But will Albert’s sketchy plan based on information he found on the darkest corners of the web give him what he always wanted… or give him what he never imagined?<\/p>\n

Stepping into the last class of the day on Friday the 13th, Albert might question whether the date is an omen for how his plan is going to go. He has finally decided that if a brainy nerd like him can’t get rid of his virginity one way, he can get rid of it another… by printing out a special Valentine’s Day card using specific poetic words that supposedly when read would elicit hypnotic cues in the mind of whoever reads it.<\/p>\n

For Albert this is cheating, but he’s solved every equation he ever was assigned, and so in his Advanced Equations class with just a handful of other students at the end of a school day before the Valentine’s weekend, Albert plans to solve that last equation and make the beautiful Myra his forever in as many sordid yet enjoyable ways possible.<\/p>\n

The hypnotic cues she reads from the special poetic Valentine’s love message on the card he printed will quickly turn the sweet innocent Myra into his eager slut, willing to do anything for him, smitten to a point he’ll finally get rid of his V-Card, fittingly enough by giving her his Valentine’s V-Card. <\/p>\n

Unfortunately, there are challenges to even the best of plans, and besides the annoying idiots Anderson and Nick whose wealthy parents essentially bought their way into an advanced class like this, the most undeniable challenge will be the teacher, Ms. Amber Dunn. <\/p>\n

There’s a phrase in school everyone knows, that if you mess with Ms. Dunn, you are done. She is a seriously intense young attractive teacher nobody misbehaves around, everyone pays attention to, and most students fear. And while she is attractive and idiots like Anderson and Nick joke about her being hot, the last thing Albert wants is to get on the wrong side of Ms. Dunn while trying to make sure he passes his special hypnotic card to Myra sometime during class.<\/p>\n

Naturally, he knows that giving her the card after class risks she will just thank him and look at it sometime later since they will be rushed to leave for the weekend. So it has to be during class, enough of a chance she can open it, read the words, even if only to herself, and by the end of class she will be his.<\/p>\n

It’s the most devious but clever plan with only the best possible outcome… until he chooses a moment to lean over and start to hand the card to her. Making sure Ms. Dunn was facing the board to work on the equations she was explaining, Albert leans over… and just as Myra looks towards him a sharp voice from the front of the room lets him know that he is definitely done for.<\/p>\n

As smart as he always thought he was, as everyone did, Albert never planned for the most feared teacher in school to catch him, to walk back and snatch the card he was trying to pass to Myra. And he certainly never planned for her to read it aloud just to be her usual strict humiliating self, even commenting on how predictably sappy the poetic words are.<\/p>\n

Everyone is laughing at him, Myra feeling bad and blushing, and clearly from the intense disappointment in Ms. Dunn’s eyes, the card had no affect on her at all… or did it?<\/p>\n

Asking for him to see her at her desk after class, will Ms. Amber Dunn truly shock her smartest student by taking off the glasses and unbuttoning her blouse and rather demanding he do things to her students like Anderson and Nick may always have dreamed of but no one ever really imagined taking place in a classroom? Will she punish him for passing notes or is Albert about to get an entire Valentine’s weekend to punish her tight sexy teacher body in ways a horny virgin guy definitely always wanted?<\/p>\n

Find out in the first of two twisted Valentine’s Tales from the Kreme!<\/p>\n

 
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Albert is a nerd, smart enough to solve difficult equations but lonely enough to decide there’s only one way he isn’t graduating a virgin… cheating. Having found a site on the dark web offering print-your-own Valentine’s Day cards with hypnotic messages that make the reader instantly in lust with whoever gives them the card, Albert … <\/p>\n

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