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\"Science<\/a>

Science is MAD by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

On break from college, Byron is looking forward to getting back to the family farm, introducing family to the brilliant brainy girl that blinded him with science… his girlfriend Bristol.<\/p>\n

But the night before they make that drive, Bristol is worried about how it will go. And after reassuring her, they both are curious about the activity going on in one of the hotel convention halls.<\/p>\n

That is where they meet Emmet and his fellow scientists, hosting a Mad Scientist Conference! But will volunteering to help demonstrate some of their crazy inventions do things to Bristol’s mind and body that just can’t be undone? Will she and Byron leave every bit as mad and perverse as those scientists?<\/p>\n

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During a long drive home from college, heading to the family farm to finally introduce his parents and brothers to his brainy beautiful girlfriend, Byron wakes up in the hotel room they stopped at. But will the next number of hours be something of a dream or a nightmare when both he and Bristol discover that the hotel is hosting a mad scientist’s convention?<\/p>\n

That’s right, readers, February 28 is National Science Day, and in keeping with the theme, a somewhat sequel to the original Tale from the Kreme Glad to be MAD has arrived!<\/p>\n

Bristol is everything Byron could ever want in a girlfriend, brainy and beautiful, a redhead which all the men in his family have always had a thing for. But waking up and finding her not in the next bed over in their hotel room, he finds her looking out the windows in thought, worrying about tomorrow, when the two of them will reach his parent’s farm and she will meet the family.<\/p>\n

Bristol may be a gorgeous redhead with a brilliant mind for science, but she isn’t confident that they will like her. She’s not a farm girl, never been in the country much, and Byron is the first of his family to go off to college. Still, he’s the best boyfriend ever and very reassuring that she has nothing to worry about.<\/p>\n

But a welcome distraction from her own worries might be taking place in the very hotel they are staying in, the two of them seeing a large truck pull up, men in lab coats unloading it and heading inside. Even Byron admits they look like scientists, and since Bristol blinded him with science, he’s up for going downstairs with her to the lobby of the hotel, seeing if something science-related is going on.<\/p>\n

What they find is even stranger than science, listening outside heavy doors to what they assume is either hotel conference rooms or a convention hall. When the doors are thrown open, a wild-haired man named Emmett is soon welcoming them to one of the lesser attended conferences his organizations hold throughout the year each year.<\/p>\n

It’s February 28, National Science Day, he points out, and they are the only two guests to show up to the meeting of their organization… a Mad Scientist Conference.<\/p>\n

On a stage before a large green curtain are tables, and on those tables, Bristol and Byron see what look like quirky science props, like little ray guns and other oddities straight out of science-fiction. But Emmet and his fellow mad scientists assure them both there is no fiction to be found here, only fact.<\/p>\n

When Bristol admits to being a student of science, she is offered a chance to volunteer, assisting in demonstrating their new inventions on stage… and Byron isn’t sure about any of it as she is helped onto the stage, soon sitting in what looks like an old leather chair.<\/p>\n

But as soon as Bristol takes a seat in what they call the Yeerfuct Chair… truly mad science begins to happen. As one of the scientists explains, when you sit in the Yeerfuct chair… yeer fuct, and Bristol is immediately caught up in one long constant orgasm, over and over, again and again.<\/p>\n

Byron can do nothing to help his girlfriend, unable to hop onto the stage and pull her from the chair as one of the men demonstrates what he calls Eradicator Mist, a spray that quickly disintegrates all of Bristol’s clothing, even as she remains unharmed but caught in constant pleasure that may in fact permanently affect her mind if she sits there too long.<\/p>\n

Just what kinds of truly mad inventions will Emmet and the other scientists demonstrate using both Bristol and Byron? Will either of them ever be the same again, or will Bristol’s mind and body be driven to the very maddening heights of pleasure never to really escape in tact? Or could all of this just be a crazy dream they both will wake from the following morning in their hotel beds?<\/p>\n

Find out on National Science Day… because sometimes Science is MAD!<\/p>\n

 
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On break from college, Byron is looking forward to getting back to the family farm, introducing family to the brilliant brainy girl that blinded him with science… his girlfriend Bristol. But the night before they make that drive, Bristol is worried about how it will go. And after reassuring her, they both are curious about … <\/p>\n

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