Just a short note for Readers that all of my books will be on sale from March 1st to March 7th 2026 at 50% off at Smashwords.<\/p>\n
It’s sort of a March Madness sale…<\/p>\n
…But my March Madness 2026 stories will be appearing soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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