{"id":48863,"date":"2026-03-01T08:08:42","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T14:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48863"},"modified":"2026-02-28T13:12:22","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T19:12:22","slug":"march-2026-smashwords-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/01\/march-2026-smashwords-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"March 2026 Smashwords Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a short note for Readers that all of my books will be on sale from March 1st to March 7th 2026 at 50% off at Smashwords.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s sort of a March Madness sale&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;But my March Madness 2026 stories will be appearing soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a short note for Readers that all of my books will be on sale from March 1st to March 7th 2026 at 50% off at Smashwords. It&#8217;s sort of a March Madness sale&#8230; &#8230;But my March Madness 2026 stories will be appearing soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[334],"class_list":["post-48863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-march-2026-smashwords-sale","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-cI7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":48995,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/25\/poking-drives-you-mad\/","url_meta":{"origin":48863,"position":0},"title":"Poking drives you Mad","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"March 25, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"On a stressful day for college girl Kylie, things are about to go from bad to worse to just plain weird. Everyone seems to be poking at her, getting on her last nerve. And she has had enough after the lecherous professor she left a meeting with spent more time\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"March Madness","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/march-madness\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Poking at Her by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/PokingatHer-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/PokingatHer-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/PokingatHer-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/PokingatHer-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/PokingatHer-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/PokingatHer-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":48928,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/13\/the-fine-print-can-drive-you-mad\/","url_meta":{"origin":48863,"position":1},"title":"The Fine print can drive you Mad","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"March 13, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Chief of Police Zack Tyler is baffled by a recent crime wave, crimes with no logic or reason, only connected by mysterious sheets of printed paper left at the scenes. Those sheets each have very faint letters and numbers printed across the entire page. Bringing in a Criminology grad student\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"March Madness","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/march-madness\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"FINE print by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/FINEprint-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/FINEprint-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/FINEprint-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/FINEprint-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/FINEprint-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/FINEprint-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":48942,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/17\/a-talk-on-st-paddys-goes-mad\/","url_meta":{"origin":48863,"position":2},"title":"A talk on St. Paddy&#8217;s goes mad","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"March 17, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Everyone's favorite talkative Doc is back in time for St. Patrick's Day, and he just has to strike up a chat with a pretty girl walking in the park over the button she is wearing. Reading the words PINCH PROOF with a shamrock on it, the button is over her\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Kreme Konversations","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/kreme-konversations\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"A Chatty St. Patty's by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/AChattyStPattys-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/AChattyStPattys-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/AChattyStPattys-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/AChattyStPattys-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/AChattyStPattys-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/AChattyStPattys-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":48951,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/20\/sintendo-goes-mad-again\/","url_meta":{"origin":48863,"position":3},"title":"SINtendo goes Mad Again","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"March 20, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Danny is grumbling in the backseat, frustrated over an unwanted move, as his father Rick and mother Heather pull into the driveway of their new home. But a yard sale next door may give him more to worry about... because of who lived in that house, and what they left\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"March Madness","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/march-madness\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"SINtendo Would You Rather? ...Again! by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/SINtendoWouldYouRather.AGAIN-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/SINtendoWouldYouRather.AGAIN-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/SINtendoWouldYouRather.AGAIN-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/SINtendoWouldYouRather.AGAIN-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/SINtendoWouldYouRather.AGAIN-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/SINtendoWouldYouRather.AGAIN-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":48935,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/15\/picking-pie-is-madness\/","url_meta":{"origin":48863,"position":4},"title":"Picking pie is madness","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"March 15, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"In a marriage as kinky as theirs, Mason isn't surprised to get home on his birthday to his wife Morgan wearing his favorite black dress, and ONLY that dress. He's not surprised that she made his favorite dinner either. But surprises may be cumming after Morgan runs to a nearby\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"March Madness","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/march-madness\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Banana Cream Pie by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/BananaCreamPie-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/BananaCreamPie-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/BananaCreamPie-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/BananaCreamPie-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/BananaCreamPie-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/BananaCreamPie-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":48886,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/04\/its-very-frank-to-be-mad\/","url_meta":{"origin":48863,"position":5},"title":"It&#8217;s very Frank to be Mad","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"March 4, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"The game's almost over, seconds on the clock... but can Frank take a gamble and cum back hard? After business has gone sour for Frank's Fun Time Casino Resort, due to the fact nearly every guest becomes corrupted in mind and body by his uniquely powerful technology, the Fun Time\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Let's Be Frank","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/lets-be-frank\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Let's Be FRANK about Training by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/LetsBeFRANKaboutTraining-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/LetsBeFRANKaboutTraining-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/LetsBeFRANKaboutTraining-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/LetsBeFRANKaboutTraining-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/LetsBeFRANKaboutTraining-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/LetsBeFRANKaboutTraining-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48863"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48865,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48863\/revisions\/48865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}