{"id":48871,"date":"2026-03-01T15:41:20","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T21:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48871"},"modified":"2026-03-01T15:41:20","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T21:41:20","slug":"the-madness-is-about-to-begin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/01\/the-madness-is-about-to-begin\/","title":{"rendered":"The Madness is about to begin"},"content":{"rendered":"

March brings hotter temperatures, crazier weather, and a whole lot of MADNESS! But can you handle the madness found within a dozen brand new Tales from the Kreme all month long?<\/p>\n

Nothing is predictable with March Madness. Are you looking for an epic twisted tale over twenty-thousand words in length? Or would you prefer a short simple seductively steamy tale? YES, to both! Count nothing out for March Madness. Every tale is crazy hot, crazy kinky, or just plain crazy, and it’s going to be maddening all month long!<\/p>\n

\"March<\/a><\/p>\n

Look for brand new SINtendo, including a surprise sequel you never saw cumming! Look for brand new Trance-tory in a twisted tale that will have your mind going absolutely Bananas! There’s magic and mayhem in yet another surprise sequel… if you have the TIME for it. Nothing is off limits, spooky ghostly possessions, reality-bending robots, mind-maddening mysteries, deviant dominating depravity, warped word games, and perverse pens… and what would be crazier than more Chaos from S.M.U.T.? This month may just be more than your sanity can handle.<\/p>\n

And it all begins with the twenty-thousand word return of Let’s Be FRANK! And while he may be focused on sports, this MARCH MADNESS is about so much MORE!<\/p>\n

Get ready for more kinky Kreme than your mind can comprehend… get ready for March Madness!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

March brings hotter temperatures, crazier weather, and a whole lot of MADNESS! But can you handle the madness found within a dozen brand new Tales from the Kreme all month long? Nothing is predictable with March Madness. Are you looking for an epic twisted tale over twenty-thousand words in length? Or would you prefer a … <\/p>\n

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