{"id":48886,"date":"2026-03-04T20:24:12","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T02:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48886"},"modified":"2026-03-04T20:25:25","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T02:25:25","slug":"its-very-frank-to-be-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/04\/its-very-frank-to-be-mad\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s very Frank to be Mad"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Let's<\/a>

Let’s Be FRANK about Training by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

The game’s almost over, seconds on the clock… but can Frank take a gamble and cum back hard?<\/p>\n

After business has gone sour for Frank’s Fun Time Casino Resort, due to the fact nearly every guest becomes corrupted in mind and body by his uniquely powerful technology, the Fun Time Fuckuator… it’s time to rebrand, reopen, and rename for future success.<\/p>\n

With sports betting a hot prospect, Frank arranges for nine of the most talented female athletes in three different fields to meet for what they believe is a special training opportunity. But what training does he have in mind as the entire property has been designed to turn them into just what he needs to impress his investors?<\/p>\n

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Frank’s Fun Time Casino Resort has been a success to such an extreme that even Frank never saw how bad things could get. And his success was what has nearly closed the place down for good. As he stands outside the shuttered business, one last-ditch effort with a select group of investors may be the only hope he has to reopen, rebrand, and rebuild. But whether they buy into his new vision will be a gamble even he can’t guarantee the house will win.<\/p>\n

In a black stretch limo, Frank is meeting with the three investors who know his business best, David, Ryan, and Carl… and Carl is already questioning whether they should invest at all in this rebranding reopening chance for Frank’s Fun Time Casino Resort, especially after all the bad press he received in recent years.<\/p>\n

So many couples who booked stays at the resort broke up or otherwise drastically changed, crashing waves into their careers, families, and more that the seedy reputation became headline news, especially as times became tougher and people were no longer as willing to gamble away what money they had… but Frank believes he has the solution to all of that, a new way of prioritizing his ventures, and of course it will all rely on an all-new variation of his Fun Time Fuckuator… the twisted technology that put the FUN in Frank’s Fun Time Casino Resort.<\/p>\n

Thanks to his three investors, everything he specifically requested has been arranged for on remote property he owns, a 12-acre patch in the middle of the woods, and it in specially engineered and designed training facilities there that Frank will over the weekend prove just how successful his ideas can be to his investors.<\/p>\n

By invitation, a select group of some of the most talented female athletic prospects and stars have been invited to this training course along with a chosen female coach… and Frank will be putting his new App-tastic FTF, the Fun Time Fuckuator miniaturized and enhanced through his personal phone, to the test as well as all their soon to change athletic skills.<\/p>\n

First up, three highly skilled female cyclists with skills known the world over will arrive… but will their confusion give way to a rather mind-altering exhaustion and thirst upon taking on the challenging rough dirt roads of riding on his property, Frank has in store for them? Will the water he provides and their FTF-instilled beliefs in what that water does to their bodies transform these girls and their coach into sluts too top-heavy for proper cycling events?<\/p>\n

Next up, when three highly talented and competitive female tennis stars show up for what they’ve been told is a uniquely challenging training camp, will the clay court and the perversely designed tennis ball launcher Frank had specially built challenge their brains out? Will these girls and their coach learn how to handle more balls than they can handle and get dumbed down for more interesting games?<\/p>\n

Finally, three of the WNBA’s upcoming prospects, teenage talent beyond all else, arrives with their coach to train in a specially built gymnasium on Frank’s property. But will the bounce of the ball, the sounds of it, feel of it, everything engineered within that gymnasium mess with their minds and bodies to the point they are checking the proper inflation not of the balls… but of themselves?<\/p>\n

Find out in the most maddening messed up meeting of athletic talent ever, one you can just bet will be a real fun time. March Madness definitely has to have basketball… but Let’s Be FRANK… there’s gonna be a lot more fun off the court as this month gets going!<\/p>\n

 
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Next… SINtnedo can make you go mad…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The game’s almost over, seconds on the clock… but can Frank take a gamble and cum back hard? After business has gone sour for Frank’s Fun Time Casino Resort, due to the fact nearly every guest becomes corrupted in mind and body by his uniquely powerful technology, the Fun Time Fuckuator… it’s time to rebrand, … <\/p>\n

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