{"id":48935,"date":"2026-03-15T14:13:54","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T19:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48935"},"modified":"2026-03-15T14:13:54","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T19:13:54","slug":"picking-pie-is-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/15\/picking-pie-is-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Picking pie is madness"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Banana<\/a>

Banana Cream Pie by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

In a marriage as kinky as theirs, Mason isn’t surprised to get home on his birthday to his wife Morgan wearing his favorite black dress, and ONLY that dress. He’s not surprised that she made his favorite dinner either.<\/p>\n

But surprises may be cumming after Morgan runs to a nearby store for ingredients to make Mason’s favorite banana cream pie.<\/p>\n

As he eats dinner, getting texts and teases from his sexy slut of a wife, Morgan finds herself in an old T-mart Market, where her search for ingredients leads her to something called Lustilicious Bananas. And soon she is getting downright dirty with one of those bananas, much to the amusement of the men in the store, who she may get dirty with next.<\/p>\n

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Today is Mason’s birthday, and while he has had a long day at work, he is grinning when he gets home because his gorgeous happily kinky wife Morgan is waiting to celebrate with him all night long. But their celebration may have to wait until after… Banana Cream Pie.<\/p>\n

Mason loves many things about his wife Morgan, her gorgeous busty body, long red hair… but most of all he loves her somewhat proudly slutty attitude and imaginative kinky teasing. Greeting him at the door when he arrives home, her first words are that she has no panties on… and of course she is wearing his absolutely favorite sexy black dress, the one that shows off so much of her very big breasts.<\/p>\n

Even better, she has made his favorite dinner and is already teasing about so many dirty fantasies just as she always does to boost his mood on his birthday. <\/p>\n

But when Mason mentions the only way this birthday could be even better was if she’d made his favorite dessert too… it inspires Morgan to do just that, and her making a quick run to a grocery store for ingredients may take her already happy horny kinks to all-new extremes.<\/p>\n

The banana cream pie recipe from when he was growing up is definitely a favorite, and Morgan wants to make this day perfect for her stud of a husband, so as he sits down to eat his favorite meal, she grabs the keys and even teases him about running to the store wearing such a sexy black dress… and only that dress.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately traffic this time of evening is a nightmare, and so Morgan finds herself diverting to a smaller closer store, one she almost never goes to, an old T-mart Market.<\/p>\n

The little market is mostly empty, which is a shame since Morgan likes to tease and flirt rather openly, one of the little amusements in their kinky marriage. But there are a few men around, the clerk working the registers, another shopper, the guy working security. And all of those men may soon benefit far more than Mason back home as Morgan heads to the produce department and finds something called Lustilicious Bananas, a T-mart exclusive product of course.<\/p>\n

Reading the label about how these bananas are very very fresh and may result in all-consuming lust, Morgan is amused. She knows the reputation of Trance-tory in all their stores and products, figuring it is just typical of their style. <\/p>\n

Yet when Morgan selects one of those bananas, nearly as soon as she touches it, she is noticing how unusually warm it is, the potent scent so strong and enjoyable. And pretty soon she is rather enjoyably slobbering over it, sucking it like she’d like to be sucking Mason for his birthday.<\/p>\n

But that isn’t enough, as Morgan starts teasing the men noticing her, giving a truly depraved display of affection for that banana in increasingly twisted ways that begin to go even beyond her usual heavily kinky style.<\/p>\n

Will Morgan’s trip to the store get her husband the dessert he wanted… or will his wife be the one getting the Banana Cream Pie in the end? Find out as the madness puts a whole new spin on fresh produce.<\/p>\n

 
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Next… The green can drive you mad…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a marriage as kinky as theirs, Mason isn’t surprised to get home on his birthday to his wife Morgan wearing his favorite black dress, and ONLY that dress. He’s not surprised that she made his favorite dinner either. But surprises may be cumming after Morgan runs to a nearby store for ingredients to make … <\/p>\n

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