{"id":48942,"date":"2026-03-17T18:34:52","date_gmt":"2026-03-17T23:34:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48942"},"modified":"2026-03-17T18:38:26","modified_gmt":"2026-03-17T23:38:26","slug":"a-talk-on-st-paddys-goes-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/17\/a-talk-on-st-paddys-goes-mad\/","title":{"rendered":"A talk on St. Paddy’s goes mad"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A Chatty St. Patty’s by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Everyone’s favorite talkative Doc is back in time for St. Patrick’s Day, and he just has to strike up a chat with a pretty girl walking in the park over the button she is wearing.<\/p>\n

Reading the words PINCH PROOF with a shamrock on it, the button is over her green sweater, and inspires Doc to ask about it and then mention the concept of acupincher… the idea that there are pinch places on human bodies where when pinched, instant and sometimes permanent behavioral shifts will result.<\/p>\n

But as fascinating as the idea is, as pinch proof as she may be wearing her green, will Hannah insisting on a demonstration find herself at the mercy of her own misbehaving corrupted obsessions?<\/p>\n

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College student Hannah is enjoying a nice quiet St. Patrick’s Day walking the lush greenery of her favorite park beneath the bridge. But the quiet is about to end when a chatty doctor asks her about the button she is wearing.<\/p>\n

Striking up a conversation, the older man is pretty friendly, but will Hannah become even friendlier with every man after the Doc talks to her about something called acupincher, a new study finding that certain points on the body when pinched can have immediate and sometimes permanent effects on someone’s behavior?<\/p>\n

Wearing her favorite green sweater along with a little button with a shamrock on it, reading the words PINCH PROOF, Doc is fascinated to chat with her, and while she only wore the button because she has green on and therefore can’t be randomly pinched on St. Patrick’s Day… Doc is mentioning that no one is really pinch proof, and that pinching in certain places can vastly change one’s behavior.<\/p>\n

It’s part of a premise called acupincher, something he claims is very new and not even found online. But Hannah is intrigued, especially as Doc begins talking about the places she definitely should avoid being pinched. <\/p>\n

And while she finds it hard to believe that pinching a girl beneath her belly button can cause immediate obsessive needs to be pregnant, Hannah finds other pinch places less difficult to believe, such as that when pinched on the back of the neck it can cause docile submissive behavior, or that a pinch on the arm can turn misbehavior into behavior since her parents did that when she misbehaved as a child.<\/p>\n

But asking for proof that acupincher is truly as powerful and true as he says it is, Doc only pinches her arm, meaning to show that like flipping a switch, an arm pinch either causes behavior or misbehavior. And since Hannah has behaved, even she is shocked to feel such impulses like wanting to suddenly get a brick and smash the windshield of a nearby car.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately when Doc pinches her arm again to flip that acupincher switch and take away such urges from Hannah, things don’t exactly go as planned. Hannah has a sudden longing to do very wrong things, and pretty soon that means she has Doc pinching all the pinch places he has talked about, as well as doing plenty of misbehaving things with her supple young body.<\/p>\n

It’s A Chatty St. Patty’s for one girl in the park this year, and wearing green only makes you pinch proof if you keep whatever you are wearing on, and don’t get caught up in the madness!<\/p>\n

 
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Everyone’s favorite talkative Doc is back in time for St. Patrick’s Day, and he just has to strike up a chat with a pretty girl walking in the park over the button she is wearing. Reading the words PINCH PROOF with a shamrock on it, the button is over her green sweater, and inspires Doc … <\/p>\n

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