{"id":48961,"date":"2026-03-22T12:23:20","date_gmt":"2026-03-22T17:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48961"},"modified":"2026-03-22T12:23:20","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T17:23:20","slug":"the-right-selfie-will-drive-everyone-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/22\/the-right-selfie-will-drive-everyone-mad\/","title":{"rendered":"The right Selfie will drive everyone Mad"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"STUNningly<\/a>

STUNningly GOOD Selfies by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When prissy perfect Bree shows up at the Placid Plains High School dance, no one is excited to see her. Bree is the daughter of the richest, most powerful man in town, and has made life hell for other students, especially the small group watching.<\/p>\n

But as Bree pulls out a fancy phone and prepares to take a selfie with a high-tech new app not even released for the public, one called Stunningly good Selfies, those students will get a chance to turn the tables for good.<\/p>\n

Upon snapping that selfie, Bree is petrified in place, stunned quite literally… and the students she has wronged are soon having all sorts of increasingly kinky twisted fun with her pretty prissy body.<\/p>\n

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It’s the night of the big spring dance at Placid Plains High School, a small school in a small town where big things are about to happen to a girl who somehow cluelessly thinks she cherished and beloved by all. Dropped off at the dance, her wealthy powerful father assuring her a company TownCar will arrive late to pick her up, Bree is about to have a most maddening time at the dance… even though she will never step on the dance floor.<\/p>\n

Every other student knows Bree, and nearly none of them like her as much as she thinks they might. And it isn’t because they are jealous of her good looks and lifestyle, her father essentially controlling the town with his wealth and power. It isn’t even because she is incessantly perky and bubbly. No, Bree has done things to humiliate them each as the self-appointed morality queen of the school. <\/p>\n

The group of students in the hall outside the gymnasium where the dance is taking place all watch Bree enter, and they particularly have nothing but hatred for the self-obsessed, conceited Bree as she pulls out what clearly is a fancy brand-new phone, angling for just the right selfie before entering the dance.<\/p>\n

The fact she’s not with a date might ordinarily give Bree a clue that no one really likes her, but she chalks such things up to being shy about someone as perfect and beautiful as her. The students watching know different. One of the guys, Blake, is particularly pissed because Bree got his date Mackenzie banned from the school dance just because Mackenzie is pregnant and showing. Another girl watching Bree with angry eyes, Sarah nearly got banned herself purely because she is overweight and Bree said something about fat students being an embarrassment to the health conscious attitude a school should project. <\/p>\n

From morality shaming to body shaming, Bree has done it all, and yet remains clueless to thinking that everyone really hates her and would rather see her humiliated and gone. Unfortunately for all of them, there is no taking action against Bree, not when her father controls the entire town and could literally make life hell for everyone if anything happened to her.<\/p>\n

But when Bree pulls out her fancy new phone and starts angling for that perfect selfie, stepping across the hall from the open doors into the gymnasium, everything is about to change in ways those mad at her will find irresistibly enjoyable.<\/p>\n

Stunningly good Selfies is the most high-tech selfie app ever developed, and thanks to her daddy, Bree has it on her brand-new phone he bought her. It hasn’t even been released to the public yet, a special app to take only the most special selfies, she thinks, as Bree holds up a hand, stares at her phone, and after the flash of that selfie… finds herself completely petrified, unaware of anything more that happens.<\/p>\n

Five minutes after Armando, the school janitor who Bree has always seen as some poor wretched immigrant pushes his broom slowly past her, those other students watching are truly baffled. Bree is still standing there, eyes open, mouth open in clearly stunned shock, her stunningly good selfie she snapped truly stunning the life out of her it seems.<\/p>\n

Letting their anger out as they’ve never been able to let it out before, the students are soon dragging Bree into the janitorial supply room, and making plans for her stunned but sexy body.<\/p>\n

Will Blake make sure he gets all the action he wanted with Mackenzie who Bree got banned from the dance? Will Sarah use a water hose to teach Bree a lesson about fat-shaming? And will pretty, perfect, prissy Bree snap out of her STUNningly Good Selfie with a whole different attitude and a very perverted body hours and hours later?<\/p>\n

Find out as the dance that is March Madness continues.<\/p>\n

 
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When prissy perfect Bree shows up at the Placid Plains High School dance, no one is excited to see her. Bree is the daughter of the richest, most powerful man in town, and has made life hell for other students, especially the small group watching. But as Bree pulls out a fancy phone and prepares … <\/p>\n

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