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Has the Madness of March refused to fade? Then don’t worry because neither has the Kraziness of the Kreme. That’s right, if twelve new tales in March was nearly too much to handle, get ready for a whopping Fourteen new tales all April long!<\/p>\n

\"April<\/a><\/p>\n

From Foolish to Fun to Fresh and Freaky, these twisted tales will dive into the very fertile corners of every kink you can imagine, and it all begins when everyone’s favorite chatty Doc has new neighbors. But when he goes over to say hi, will it be his constant talking that gets in their head, or something much harder? On April Fools Day, it could just be both!<\/p>\n

Look for brand new SINtendo, brand new Trance-tory, brand new S.M.U.T., brand new Donnie the Demon, and even a brand new mini-series trilogy of twisted tales that brings the entire Kreme universe of stories all into one single place that may just rise up like tentacles to truly twist your entire world upside down!<\/p>\n

There are tales of every length, from short and sexy to massive epic originals, and since it’s officially heading into spring, every theme imaginable is quite literally growing into this month… from technologically twisted transformations, deviant dollification, barking bitches, mooing madness, tickle torture, stupefying sod, arousing Asians, kinky knots, and even the return of the one original Easter character not seen in nearly a decade!<\/p>\n

Look for all this and much more all throughout April!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Has the Madness of March refused to fade? Then don’t worry because neither has the Kraziness of the Kreme. That’s right, if twelve new tales in March was nearly too much to handle, get ready for a whopping Fourteen new tales all April long! From Foolish to Fun to Fresh and Freaky, these twisted tales … <\/p>\n

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