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\"EGGING<\/a>

EGGING on the Competition by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Brad and Lizzie are among two young couples chosen to compete in what to Brad sounds like the most ridiculous competition ever, an Easter Egg hunt on the outskirts of town dressed in their Sunday finest.<\/p>\n

But Lizzie is determined to win the prize, collect the most plastic eggs, each of which contains either a clue to find more or the request to make a wish about their competition, Gil and Felicia.<\/p>\n

Once they are finding colorful plastic eggs, will either couple realize the wishes they make about the other are somehow coming true in only the kinkiest ways,? Will Lizzie and Felicia be truly filled up by their enhanced husbands before Easter? And who is truly EGGING on the Competition?<\/p>\n

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Brad and Lizzie are new residents in a quaint rural town, where everyone is friendly and the traditions are apparently either amazing… or just weird around Easter.<\/p>\n

Lizzie couldn’t be more excited, carrying the old shopping basket she found and dressed in her Sunday finest as she walks with Brad through tall grass headed for a very specific patch of forest they’ve been told everything will start from.<\/p>\n

But what it is that starts is questionable to Brad who feels fairly sure someone from the town set all of this up as just a silly prank, cameras hidden in trees to capture their imminent humiliation and embarrassment.<\/p>\n

But as fierce determined redhead Lizzie assures him, it is odd, but it is a local tradition, new couples who buy homes there during the previous year invited to participate in an Easter Egg hunt, dressed in their nicest clothes. Whichever couple finds the most colorful plastic eggs wins the prize and it is a prize no new homeowners would ever turn away from. <\/p>\n

Brad seems pretty skeptical that anyone would give away a percentage of their mortgage payments for several years just as incentive for such a silly competition. But soon enough they are in that small patch of trees on a hilltop, meeting their competition, only one other couple this year, Felicia and Gil, and Gil is about as skeptical about all of this as Brad is. <\/p>\n

Called by their mystery host of the Egg hunt, a man named Ben, they are given the instructions that everywhere around this wooded hill, in forests, valleys, streams, everywhere… there are countless colorful plastic eggs hidden and waiting to be claimed. But inside each egg they will find one of two things… either a clue directing them towards more eggs, or the request to make a wish… but only a wish about their competition. <\/p>\n

And so a quirky small town tradition starts, the couples dividing and going their separate ways to find as many eggs in one hour as they can. But after getting one of the wish eggs and making a wish that their competition Brad and Lizzie focus more on each other than the hunt, Felicia and Gil could never imagine that the wish is coming true, in a way. <\/p>\n

Brad finds himself more focused on his hot spunky redhead wife, and Lizzie finds herself more focused on him, especially as he gets quite aggressively touchy and kissy. <\/p>\n

Yet, despite it all, they are still finding eggs, Lizzie determined to win the prize, and while they sometimes find eggs with clues, leading them to more eggs, they too are finding wish eggs, making wishes about Felicia and Gil, wishes that soon are turning on the competition in freakishly kinky ways, even transforming and enhancing the competition, Lizzie and Felicia’s tight bodies getting used, enjoyed, and quite likely swollen up for nine months or so to come.<\/p>\n

But who is behind this competition, this quirky small town tradition? And are they getting exactly what they intended by EGGING on the Competition?<\/p>\n

 
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Brad and Lizzie are among two young couples chosen to compete in what to Brad sounds like the most ridiculous competition ever, an Easter Egg hunt on the outskirts of town dressed in their Sunday finest. But Lizzie is determined to win the prize, collect the most plastic eggs, each of which contains either a … <\/p>\n

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