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The Asian Equation: Cooking Up Trouble by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

There’s a reason Asian porn includes tentacles and demons, that reason triple X, the name a secret organization dedicated to saving the human race through targeted sacrifices has given to a tentacular demon god.<\/p>\n

This demon god sleeps beneath the Earth because of sacrifices made where innocent, sweet Asian women and girls turn slutty and depraved through their own unknowing actions. And these actions are manipulated by the Asian Equation, a group of technologically manipulative individuals.<\/p>\n

When a new man joins, his name removed, simply called X-17, will he question everything as he watches an innocent Asian wife steered into buying a Trance-tory apron that has HER heating up in the kitchen?<\/p>\n

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Riki and his beautiful sweet and ever-smiling wife Emiko are a Japanese couple living in America, and everything has gone better than Riki once worried it would when his work brought him here. But things are about to change… and none of it has anything to do with either of them, only the fact Emiko is sweet, innocent… and Asian.<\/p>\n

Somewhere underneath the chaos of a modern world exists an age-old secretive organization, possessing vast technological resources and contact with every corrupting influence on the planet. This group calls themselves the Asian Equation, and they are dedicated to making regular sacrifices of Asian innocence in order to keep something evil and depraved from rising up to consume us all… a tentacular demon god they simply refer to as triple X.<\/p>\n

Today just happens to be the first day a new member of the Asian Equation is joining operations, working alongside the older graying haired man known simply as X-1 at the controls before a wall of monitors, and on those monitors today is everything Emiko does.<\/p>\n

Cameras have been positioned to monitor the loving housewife who is preparing to cook dinner for her husband Riki and his two golfing buddies from work, Maurice and Todd. But those cameras are also the connection to manipulating everything Emiko does in order to have her choosing her own fate… a fate that will ultimately turn her from loving faithful innocent Asian wife into depraved dirty slut whose mind and body can hardly get more perverse.<\/p>\n

All members of the Asian Equation give up individuality and names upon joining, and the new guy is simply called X-17. But as X-17 watches the ongoing operation to manipulate events and set in motion Emiko’s downfall, will he understand, enjoy, or ultimately question whether any of this is real?<\/p>\n

Meanwhile up above in her home, Emiko is looking for her apron, Riki bragging about how the guys got such a kick out of him saying his wife actually wore an apron while cooking. Little does she know the apron was stolen by the Asian Equation, setting her up to have to make a run to a nearby store and find another one, just so Riki’s work buddies don’t think he was making things up.<\/p>\n

As Riki watches TV, unaware that he and his buddies earlier golf outing was as manipulated as everything else about today, the grass affecting their minds and bodies in ways that will become clear at the right moment, Emiko leaves to run to the store.<\/p>\n

Along the way the Asian Equation is keeping the traffic just snarled, affecting the signals at just the right moments, steering Emiko to just the store they need her to shop at… a nearby T-mart.<\/p>\n

It’s a store she always avoids because she has heard stories about their products doing things, but what can an apron really do? So she goes there, picks out one of the aprons… unaware that every touch to that apron will have her hotter than anything she cooks, and plumping up in just the right places too.<\/p>\n

As Maurice and Todd arrive, Emiko busy in the kitchen cooking, will she soon have an appetite they can satisfy for her before any meal is eaten? Will Emiko’s innocent body become busted before her innocence is? And what will Riki think when he finds his buddies enjoying something of a sandwich on their own in the kitchen?<\/p>\n

A new story universe rises up from beneath the Earth, reaching out with tentacles to grasp at every other world in the universe of Kreme originals. Prepare yourself readers for the first of a three part introductory mini-series event… the Asian Equation, and in this issue we’re Cooking Up Trouble.<\/p>\n

 
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Koming next… April leaves a feeling…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s a reason Asian porn includes tentacles and demons, that reason triple X, the name a secret organization dedicated to saving the human race through targeted sacrifices has given to a tentacular demon god. This demon god sleeps beneath the Earth because of sacrifices made where innocent, sweet Asian women and girls turn slutty and … <\/p>\n

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