{"id":49119,"date":"2026-04-21T22:59:11","date_gmt":"2026-04-22T03:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=49119"},"modified":"2026-04-21T22:59:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-22T03:59:11","slug":"there-is-s-m-u-t-in-april","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/04\/21\/there-is-s-m-u-t-in-april\/","title":{"rendered":"There is S.M.U.T. in April"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_49121\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-49121\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-49121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover-1432x2048.jpg 1432w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover-750x1073.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-49121\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Asian Equation: XXXposure by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Simon, or as they insist he be known, X-17, is doubting the outlandish claims of the Asian Equation. That there is some massive tentacle demon god waiting to rise and consume innocence and decency seems impossible, but so do the things he has witnessed them doing to corrupt and sacrifice innocent Asian women and girls.<\/p>\n<p>When one of those intended sacrifices proves surprisingly resistant to all attempts to manipulate her own corruption, can S.M.U.T. succeed where Trance-tory failed. Will SINtendo have a chance when S.M.U.T. is survived? And could it all come down to a choice Simon must make?<\/p>\n<p>Triple X may just be waking for the first time in over a generation, if he is real that is.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/2015690\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0GX34RX11\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Deep within the modern windowless hallways of wherever the Asian Equation actually is, Simon refuses to go by their given nameless name of X-17 anymore. He knows maybe he shouldn&#8217;t be looking into them, shouldn&#8217;t have as many doubts as he does, but something just feels off about everything they do, the sacrifices, the ridiculous claims that there is a massive tentacle demon god beneath them waiting to rise and bring corrupting chaos to the world.<\/p>\n<p>But when a sudden alarm goes off, the warning lights of the imminent dangers of triple X rising, he finds himself back with their leader, the older man X-1, staring at a wall of monitors as the latest intended sacrifice has impressively remained pure and innocent.<\/p>\n<p>Kammi is a very popular nineteen year old Asian influencer, perfect for sacrifice as she has just the right look, and plenty to see her downfall into a depraved slut. But after the Asian Equation invested all efforts into manipulating her, getting Kammi to wear some revealing new fashions called Trance-tory Dirty Denim that should have turned her every thought dirty&#8230; she has surprisingly been revealed to be one of those ultra-rare immune to such influences.<\/p>\n<p>X-1 has made contact with what he calls a blunt force attempt to get this sacrifice back on track before it is too late, but there are already deep rumblings in the ground beneath them, rumblings Simon still doubts are really some massive tentacle demon god waking.<\/p>\n<p>Up on the surface in her neighborhood, a van pulls up outside Kammi&#8217;s home where it is just her and her brother Benjiro, who won a prize video game console recently and is busy setting it up. But this van is no ordinary van, the name on the outside not so subtly making that clear, Stereo Manufacturing Utility Trades.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, the Asian Equation has called on chaos to hopefully avert an even greater chaos, and S.M.U.T. is on the job, Horse down the block keeping watch as Jackal goes to the door, pretending to need some water for an overheating engine.<\/p>\n<p>But when he offers Kammi a free sample of one of the stereo products they supposedly make as thanks, something called a BANGbox, will Kammi fall for it? Will her brother notice the van and warn her, and will X-1&#8217;s backup attempt through the latest SINtendo system Benjiro has been setting up the entire time fail as well?<\/p>\n<p>In the end it may come down to Simon, as he is instructed to use the BT in E phone nearby, Booby Trapping in Emergencies. It&#8217;s the fastest way to corrupt Kammi, to have her feeling corrupted, but will Simon refuse&#8230; and if he does, will the truth behind triple X be exposed? Will the mysterious methods of madness and location of the Asian Equation be revealed? And will massive tentacles reach up from the Earth to consume innocence all around, including Kammi?<\/p>\n<p>Find out as the introductory trilogy to a whole new twisted and combined universe of Kreme concludes!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/2015690\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0GX34RX11\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Koming next&#8230; Gwt out there in April&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Simon, or as they insist he be known, X-17, is doubting the outlandish claims of the Asian Equation. That there is some massive tentacle demon god waiting to rise and consume innocence and decency seems impossible, but so do the things he has witnessed them doing to corrupt and sacrifice innocent Asian women and girls. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/04\/21\/there-is-s-m-u-t-in-april\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":49121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[337,4,1],"tags":[338,63,26],"class_list":["post-49119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-april-tales","category-tales-from-the-kreme","category-uncategorized","tag-april-tales","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-the-chaos-of-s-m-u-t","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/theAsianEquationXXXposure-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-cMf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":500,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/04\/08\/chaos-of-s-m-u-t-uncensored-cover\/","url_meta":{"origin":49119,"position":0},"title":"Chaos of S.M.U.T. 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The latest series from The Kreme! Thrills! Intrigue! Bimbos! Mind Control! The world faces a dark and terrifying threat! Who can possibly stop... The Chaos of S.M.U.T. It begins with Book One! The world is facing an outbreak of crimes like never before, a global threat\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Tales from the Kreme","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/tales-from-the-kreme\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Chaos of S.M.U.T. 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