{"id":49257,"date":"2026-05-17T15:01:46","date_gmt":"2026-05-17T20:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=49257"},"modified":"2026-05-17T15:01:46","modified_gmt":"2026-05-17T20:01:46","slug":"donnie-is-always-lurking-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/05\/17\/donnie-is-always-lurking-around\/","title":{"rendered":"Donnie is always lurking around"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_49258\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-49258\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dressing UP by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-49258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover-1432x2048.jpg 1432w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover-750x1073.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-49258\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dressing UP by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Michelle has always been an unashamed bitch, selfish, conceited, and undeniably beautiful. Those reasons are why her younger sister Erin didn&#8217;t want Michelle at her wedding.<\/p>\n<p>But their parents insist so Erin has told Michelle she has to go pick from selected dresses to wear. That is how Michelle finds herself at a small out-of-the-way shop called Mel&#8217;s Magic Fashions. It is there that she meets not only Mel, a somewhat strange man, but also Caleb, there to find a unique suit for his brother&#8217;s themed wedding.<\/p>\n<p>When Michelle tries on dresses, finding each one seems to exaggerate her appearance, especially making her breasts look downright obscene, will she become the bitch she always was?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/2031516\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0H244252X\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Coverswap Shorties continue, so get all dressed up and see how changing clothing can change everything else as one hot conceited woman finds out the hard way just what being a bitch can really become.<\/p>\n<p>Michelle barely even cares about walking nude from the shower to answer the phone, her younger uptight sister Erin calling. It seems that after being pressured by their parents, Erin is reluctantly inviting Michelle to her wedding in a few days, and the rehearsal that night. But Michelle will need to choose a dress&#8230; and whether she knows it or not, choosing a dress may be choosing a fate Michelle will never recover from.<\/p>\n<p>Erin and Michelle have never gotten along, but especially because Erin&#8217;s first wedding was ruined and naturally ended by finding Michelle screwing around with her fianc\u00e9e. So this time Erin had planned on having Michelle nowhere close to her new fianc\u00e9e&#8230; until their parents insisted. But could Erin really be finding a downright devious way of getting back at the bitch of a sister who has ruined so much with her perfect good looks?<\/p>\n<p>Told she has to go to a place across town called Mel&#8217;s Magic Fashions to pick from among the already selected dresses for the wedding, Michelle is soon walking in, even flirting with another man there for his brother&#8217;s wedding. And after the unusually named Mel shows Michelle to the selected dressing room with a rack of various-colored dresses, she is trying them on one at a time.<\/p>\n<p>Michelle has never worried about how dresses make her look, in fact firmly believing because it nearly always has been true that she is the one who makes all dresses look good, not the other way around. <\/p>\n<p>Yet for some inexplicable reason the dresses she tries on are for some reason making parts of her look obscene, hips, thighs, the proportions all off. But mostly it seems each dress somehow makes her breasts look freakishly big, or lopsided, or just wrong. And it&#8217;s a growing frustration as she tries on each of the different colored dresses.<\/p>\n<p>Just why are these dresses seeming to make her look more and more like a busty slut? Who really is Mel of Mel&#8217;s Magic Fashions, and when she finally chooses a dress, will Michelle be a no-show at her sister&#8217;s wedding because someone else wants to make her his bitch&#8230; somewhat literally? Find out in the twisted tale that proves trying on clothing can give a girl more than just a new look.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/2031516\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0H244252X\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Up next&#8230; The Doctor is in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle has always been an unashamed bitch, selfish, conceited, and undeniably beautiful. Those reasons are why her younger sister Erin didn&#8217;t want Michelle at her wedding. But their parents insist so Erin has told Michelle she has to go pick from selected dresses to wear. That is how Michelle finds herself at a small out-of-the-way &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/05\/17\/donnie-is-always-lurking-around\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":49258,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[339,140,4],"tags":[340,141,63],"class_list":["post-49257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coverswap-shorty-2026","category-donnie-the-demon","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-coverswap-shorty-2026","tag-donnie-the-demon","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/DressingUP-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-cOt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":49194,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/05\/02\/may-is-coverswap-month\/","url_meta":{"origin":49257,"position":0},"title":"May is Coverswap Month!","author":"Kris P. 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