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\"CUCK<\/a>

CUCK a Doodle Do by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It’s been nearly ten years, but one peculiar pet is still alive and every bit the menace he always was in one neighborhood!<\/p>\n

FusterCluck the Chicken returns! In the neighborhood of Woodland Estates, the homes are large and lots are nice and private, and through the dense woods behind those homes is a recently opened walking trail, enjoyed by some, complained about by others.<\/p>\n

But when FusterCluck escapes his backyard home and is chased along that walking trail, letting out loud cries, every couple that sees him and hears that call feels compelled to cheat on each other, as long as the other watches and enjoys the rather crazed coupling. Can anyone resist the power of his CUCK a Doodle Do?<\/p>\n

Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Don’t be chicken about grabbing some more fresh Kreme during Readers Choice Month this year… be a rooster! That’s right, for the first time in nearly ten years, the only mind and body altering rooster returns, FusterCluck the Chicken!<\/p>\n

Still living happily in his chain-link fenced backyard behind his owner Billy Bob, or William Roberts as the rest of the neighbor knows him, FusterCluck is planning an escape… or rather, already has by the time Billy Bob realizes it.<\/p>\n

Only Billy Bob knows that FusterCluck is no ordinary chicken (rooster), and his neighbors with quite the expansive number of children now could easily testify to that… having had their own encounter with FusterCluck ten years ago. There’s more than just an unusually long life for a chicken that FusterCluck has going for him… and as Billy Bob frantically looks around near his house, FusterCluck is soon happily running about a nice walking trail through the woods behind the homes of Woodland Estates.<\/p>\n

It is on that trail that Patrick trudges along, attempting to keep up with his wife’s daughter. But when FusterCluck comes bursting out onto the trail, loudly crowing at them… Miley decides it must be an escaped pet and they should try and catch it.<\/p>\n

So begins a chase where there is little to no hope FusterCluck will comply, instead outpacing them along the walking trail, encountering other neighbors and city workers along the way. But none of them could imagine that when FusterCluck crows he inspires more than a headache… he inspires the absolute consuming lust to cheat on someone’s significant other… as long as their partner watches and enjoys it.<\/p>\n

Ross is a reluctant husband dragged along on a midday walk by his fit wife Renee, but after a surprising encounter with FusterCluck, Renee is somewhat eagerly finding a nearby utility worker on a pole… offering to work his pole, as long as Ross watches.<\/p>\n

Morris and his wife Meg are a couple out walking the trail with a city rep to point out complaints and request paving the trail, but after FusterCluck, Morris may be watching as that city rep does some work of his own with Meg.<\/p>\n

Is anyone safe from the real clusterfuck that occurs when FusterCluck escapes? Will Patrick and Miley catch the wandering menace… and has Billy Bob’s powerful pet finally gone too far? Find out as Readers Choice Month brings back the kinkiest chicken (rooster) ever, and puts the CUCK in CUCK a Doodle Do!<\/p>\n

 
\nNow On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Coming next… Readers need SINtendo…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s been nearly ten years, but one peculiar pet is still alive and every bit the menace he always was in one neighborhood! FusterCluck the Chicken returns! In the neighborhood of Woodland Estates, the homes are large and lots are nice and private, and through the dense woods behind those homes is a recently opened … <\/p>\n

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