{"id":49844,"date":"2026-08-14T18:42:17","date_gmt":"2026-08-14T23:42:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=49844"},"modified":"2026-08-14T18:42:17","modified_gmt":"2026-08-14T23:42:17","slug":"the-heat-is-on-the-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/08\/14\/the-heat-is-on-the-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"The heat is on the floor"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Not<\/a>

Not so FLAT on the Floor by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Arriving home from work one day, Alec is looking for his quirky wife, Allison. She’s always had unusual interests, and today he finds her laying on the floor in her craft room, furniture removed, just laying there on the bright blue foam flooring.<\/p>\n

She is listening to a blend of far-eastern meditative music, claiming someone at the store where she gets tarot cards told her this would help her achieve mindless bliss.<\/p>\n

But something is odd, Alec noticing right away, his not so busty wife looking anything but flat on that floor. And she seems to look less flat the more she lays there. Will he start to feel his own tension that has him definitely interested in helping her reach mindless bliss?<\/p>\n

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Is it crazy around here or is the HEAT just getting to you, readers? Hot Shots goes a little crazy at home with a twisted tale about a meditative wife seeking mindless bliss, and her husband ultimately helping her to reach it.<\/p>\n

Alec has just arrived home and is looking for his always-quirky wife Allison. Allison buys into a lot of creatively unique concepts, enjoys spiritualism and tarot, has a very odd but cute style, and is always seeking deeper harmonious decor and ways to live inside their home. But when he gets home on this day, at first he can’t find her.<\/p>\n

Getting closer to the craft room she recently had him help put new garishly bright blue foam flooring in, Alec hears a strangely foreign twang of soothing metallic chords playing, and upon entering the windowless craft room with the nice paneling on the wall, there is Allison… laying on the floor, apparently seeking mindless bliss.<\/p>\n

It seems that in the store where Allison shops for her crystals and tarot cards, a man told her that to achieve mindless bliss she should clear her craft room of all furniture and lay on the foam of the flooring to cushion her soul and absorb all tension. This man also recommended the music which was apparently a very specific blend of far-eastern cultures, resonating with harmonious notes to create cellular reactions within every pore of the body.<\/p>\n

Alec is amused, as he always is by Allison’s quirky relaxation and meditative interests. She may not be the curviest girl for a wife but she’s entertaining. And oddly as he stands there looking at her, Alec suddenly starts to realize that while she may claim laying flat on the floor is the only way to achieve mindless bliss… for some reason his wife is definitely not looking so flat.<\/p>\n

As Allison tries to coax him into laying beside her, Alec can’t help but every so often notice, Allison’s boobs definitely look bigger, which is odd considering she is laying on her back, listening to the strangest soothing metallic twang of meditative foreign music he has heard.<\/p>\n

And when she claims she took off her bra because she needed no restrictions or tension to lay there and reach a mindless state of bliss, Alec definitely knows, something is very odd about all of this. <\/p>\n

And as Alec paces a bit, standing, looking at his wife, his usual healthy lusty thoughts over her start to get a little tense with perversions as Allison strangely gets a little bit bustier and doesn’t seem to really notice it.<\/p>\n

Will Alec’s own stress and tension build and build into a rather healthy appetite for something that might just leave Allison truly mindless? Will he do things to his pretty wife that definitely ensures she is never even close to flat on the floor? And what is causing all of this, the music, the weird flooring, or just a quirky chance happening that really turns on the heat in their amusing marriage?<\/p>\n

Find out as Hot Shots continues to bring the heat and lay it Not so FLAT on the Floor.<\/p>\n

 
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Coming next… Too hot to be legal…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Arriving home from work one day, Alec is looking for his quirky wife, Allison. She’s always had unusual interests, and today he finds her laying on the floor in her craft room, furniture removed, just laying there on the bright blue foam flooring. She is listening to a blend of far-eastern meditative music, claiming someone … <\/p>\n

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