{"id":49887,"date":"2026-08-23T14:51:38","date_gmt":"2026-08-23T19:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=49887"},"modified":"2026-08-23T14:51:38","modified_gmt":"2026-08-23T19:51:38","slug":"the-heat-is-becoming-illogical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/08\/23\/the-heat-is-becoming-illogical\/","title":{"rendered":"The heat is becoming illogical"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Path-illogical<\/a>

Path-illogical Popping by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Patrick and Arlo have an agreement, one last effort to win over their mutual friend Leah before they go to college. And by win over they mean finally turning the enticing redhead into the object of lust they see her as.<\/p>\n

Trusting Leah has let the boys plan a camping trip like they took as children, unaware their plans are to scare her with spooky stories, have her seeking comfort under one of them. Ever since she matured, the boys see Leah as a sexual prize, but after she realizes the intentions behind their ridiculous story about a crazy birthday clown with a pink balloon, will Leah storm off onto a path where that clown and his balloon become very much real?<\/p>\n

The heat gets Path-illogical!<\/p>\n

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The heat is only rising, and so is the depravity of a last-ditch effort by two guys to finally pop their cherries before college. But as these two go to great lengths to lure their longtime best friend and girl they see purely as a body to enjoy, Leah, up to Mount Madness for an overnight camping, will she be the one that ends up getting popped?<\/p>\n

Patrick and Arlo have been competitive friends for years, though there is one competition between them their other friend Leah has never known about… and the prize for that competition is her.<\/p>\n

Ever since the redheaded Leah grew boobs, the two guys have fantasized about doing more than a few depraved enjoyably perverse things with her enticing body. They’ve seen her less as a girl and more as a thing, something to enjoy and discard. But with all their fantasizing, neither has ever figured out a way of actually making anything happen. <\/p>\n

With college fast approaching for all of them, this might be the last chance to finally declare a winner, and so Patrick and Arlo have devised a devious plan, to take Leah on a final camping trip, just the three of them, and to set the atmosphere to really scare her into seeking comfort and some enjoyable relaxing kinky sex with one of them after being truly scared.<\/p>\n

Mount Madness has all kinds of stories, and no one ever goes there, so high up on the wooded mountain, Patrick and Arlo are setting up their Air Tent, a luxury inflatable tent that provides the comforts of air conditioning inside a nice roomy tent. But that tent is mostly for whoever gets Leah, and both of them have their plans. But after Patrick takes a lead on telling scary stories to hopefully have Leah seeking comfort at his side, he goes a bit too far, especially with Arlo attempting to sideline his efforts, and Leah realizes the plan… their plan, that they wanted her alone up here, scared… and it all probably has something to do with sex.<\/p>\n

Angry and disgusted at the two, Leah storms off into the darkness, going for a walk towards the car down the mountain, but will Patrick’s story about a crazed birthday clown that once walked the path come back to haunt her and turn Leah into exactly what Patrick and Arlo have always seen her as?<\/p>\n

Is the oddly floating pink balloon in the darkness Leah spots really controlled by the guys, just another part of their obvious plans based in male hormones and desperation? Or is that pink balloon leading Leah into her own demise, a kinky twisted demise that is more than maddening… it’s downright Path-illogical?<\/p>\n

Returning with a truly crazed heat of its own, walk the path on Mount Madness again in an all new Path-illogical tale from the Kreme.<\/p>\n

 
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Coming next… The heat is chaotic …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Patrick and Arlo have an agreement, one last effort to win over their mutual friend Leah before they go to college. And by win over they mean finally turning the enticing redhead into the object of lust they see her as. Trusting Leah has let the boys plan a camping trip like they took as … <\/p>\n

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