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\"Caustic<\/a>

Caustic CHAOS by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Amy doesn’t enjoy cleaning the house with her husband Luke out of town, especially their son Carter’s bathroom. Carter isn’t much help, spending his time gaming in his room with his friends Rowan and Brent, boys Luke teases Amy about.<\/p>\n

But Luke does think he has a surprise to make things better, having ordered a delivery from Scrubby Mop, a foreign company that has a really good cleaning mix along with just the supplies needed to quickly deal with that bathroom. After getting started, Amy agrees it is cleaning much better. But are the caustic fumes dirtying her mind and body?<\/p>\n

Are these even the supplies Luke ordered, or has Amy fallen victim to a terrorist organization of pure CHAOS?<\/p>\n

Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Has the heat gotten to you yet, readers… because if not, the CHAOS may do you in for good this August! <\/p>\n

Amy is not thrilled, but then what mother of a messy college boy would be at having to clean up the bathroom he uses, and with her husband Luke out of town on business? It isn’t helping that Luke is playing games over the phone with her, not when their son Carter’s bathroom is absolutely a nightmare to clean.<\/p>\n

But Luke puts his playful teasing aside to tell his pretty wife that he arranged for a surprise to help her, all the cleaning supplies needed to make it much easier, even fun to clean a dirty bathroom. According to Luke Scrubby Mop is like one of those miracle cleaners in late-night infomercials, guaranteed to cut through the worst messes, and the delivery he says should be there at the door soon includes everything she will need, the bottle of cleaner which may have some translation issues since it’s a foreign product, but hopefully not too many, along with a bucket, Scrubby Mop, and Scrubby Mop hand scrubber.<\/p>\n

As thrilled as her husband is by his surprise, Amy isn’t so sure, the mess she has already cleaned elsewhere in the house has pushed her a bit too far to expect any relief. And she suspected their son’s two best friends from college are equally responsible for the messes she has to take care of with Luke out of town.<\/p>\n

Luke’s teasing that he thinks the boys, Rowan and Brent have crushes on her doesn’t help matters any. But as the call ends, Amy hears Carter announcing he and his buddies are home, going to play some games in his room. Carter also mentions a weird looking guy in gray coveralls on the front porch around the side… so Amy goes and sure enough the delivery has been made.<\/p>\n

Taking the Scrubby Mop supplies in and getting started on that dreaded bathroom, she reads the warnings on the side, warnings seemingly just as her husband mentioned, poorly translated into English. Caustic fumes seem to be the main concern, so opening windows at each end of the hall, Amy hopes the underpowered bathroom vent fan is enough to get the unpleasant cleaning done with. The funniest warning though is a condition printed as Scrubby Mop udder tingling, which she assumes means chest tingling from the caustic cleaning vapors. <\/p>\n

But as Amy begins to clean, as the Scrubby Mop really does make everything go a lot smoother and easier than she thought it would, will she slowly realize that the caustic fumes are doing a little more than anyone would ever think, her chest appearing swollen… shirt tighter, and could the claims of udder tingling truly leave Amy a bit mindless and with a definitely fuller set of udders?<\/p>\n

Has the delivery Luke arranged for even arrived, or did Amy fall right into the CHAOS of S.M.U.T. an organization that knows no limits in the downright chaotic depravity they seek to unleash randomly, even in a mundane neighborhood like Amy’s where thanks to some Caustic CHAOS, her son’s friends may just finally live out the idle crush they had on an even bustier milky milf?<\/p>\n

The CHAOS of the heat this August is only just beginning!<\/p>\n

 
\nNow On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Coming next… The heat is getting chaotic …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Amy doesn’t enjoy cleaning the house with her husband Luke out of town, especially their son Carter’s bathroom. Carter isn’t much help, spending his time gaming in his room with his friends Rowan and Brent, boys Luke teases Amy about. But Luke does think he has a surprise to make things better, having ordered a … <\/p>\n

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