{"id":49907,"date":"2026-09-01T08:37:55","date_gmt":"2026-09-01T13:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=49907"},"modified":"2026-08-29T16:42:34","modified_gmt":"2026-08-29T21:42:34","slug":"its-almost-time-for-sintendo-september-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/09\/01\/its-almost-time-for-sintendo-september-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s almost time for SINtendo September 2026!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get ready to play games with your minds, readers&#8230; or is your mind playing games with you? That&#8217;s right, SINtendo September returns!<\/p>\n<p>And this year there are fifteen reasons to get your game on, level up, and enter those cheat codes&#8230; TEN brand new original twisted tales of gaming gone wrong, or possibly very VERY right! And FIVE surprise bundles from the last fifteen years of orgasmic gaming.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-49909\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad-208x300.jpg\" alt=\"SINtendo September 2026-promo ad\" width=\"525\" height=\"757\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad-208x300.jpg 208w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad-710x1024.jpg 710w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad-768x1108.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad-1065x1536.jpg 1065w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad-1420x2048.jpg 1420w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad-750x1082.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/SINtendoSeptember2026-promoad.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nobody is safe from SINtendo this September, not your friends, wives, neighbors, daughters, girlfriends, coworkers, and especially not you! The game is on with more kinky twists than ever before!<\/p>\n<p>Just what will happen when a girl gets a job in door to door sales for SINtendo to help manage the frustrating finances at home? Will she sell herself more than the products and technology from SINtendo?<\/p>\n<p>What about when a man whose luck is always the absolute worst finally gets a chance to buy something SINtendo when a gaming store down the block goes out of business and everything must be sold at prices too good to be true? Will his horrible luck at finding a SINtendo gaming watch turn his wife into everything he ever wanted&#8230; as long as he&#8217;s drinking?<\/p>\n<p>And sit down in a waiting room for a focus group and have a Konversation about Gaming&#8230; especially stimulating chat once everyone&#8217;s favorite Doc strikes up a talk with a coed and quite possibly inspires her to more interactive gaming.<\/p>\n<p>But if your new job and hours are really leaving you with a sore back, especially from low-back chairs, maybe you have a case of the Stiffies. One new employee has that problem, but will playing the weird little game on the office server called Stiffies fix the problem or give her entirely new ones?<\/p>\n<p>Getting her introverted son to open up while playing a game called The SEED might just have that shy son seeking out the neighbor girl for a lot more than just social fun, and the game could be planting the seed for even kinkier aggressions.<\/p>\n<p>And when covers get swapped, gaming gets crazy in two brand new CoverSwap shorties this month, both featuring the SINtendo take on classics both old and new.<\/p>\n<p>A young couple who enjoy weekend gaming challenges may truly inflate their possibilities tackling the ultra-rare poorly reviewed original game title DIG Dung from SINtendo. Are they in for a crappy game or is this title going to push a woman to competitive extremes even she never knew she had?<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s finally back this year, after too many years, everyone&#8217;s favorite massively produced and detailed open-world game where stealing cars and doing everything criminal is just part of the game. No, not that one&#8230; as one guy finds out after hacking to steal a pre-release copy of GTA only to end up with GTO, Grand Theft Otto. 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But three best friends and coeds are going to experience just what that is for themselves, as they find that the spin-center features gaming elements designed to challenge them, entertain them, and quite possibly punish them like never before&#8230; a game called Spin IT to Win IT, and of course savvy readers already know what big gaming corporation has partnered to create these new SINfully Fit fitness centers off campuses everywhere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get ready to play games with your minds, readers&#8230; or is your mind playing games with you? That&#8217;s right, SINtendo September returns! 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