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\"Chaos<\/a>
\nLast year the Kreme released the series called the Chaos of S.M.U.T. At one point in time there were three separate stories that were published, but after some problems with Smashwords, they were released in a single volume.<\/p>\n

But there were three covers, and here is the first one uncensored for readers of the Kreme!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last year the Kreme released the series called the Chaos of S.M.U.T. At one point in time there were three separate stories that were published, but after some problems with Smashwords, they were released in a single volume. But there were three covers, and here is the first one uncensored for readers of the Kreme!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":501,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[10,26,67],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kremey-picture-goodness","category-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-images","tag-the-chaos-of-s-m-u-t","tag-thoughts-of-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/ChaosUncensored-Cover1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-84","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":486,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/08\/24\/a-new-series-from-the-kreme-begins-the-chaos-of-s-m-u-t\/","url_meta":{"origin":500,"position":0},"title":"A new series from The Kreme begins – The Chaos of S.M.U.T.","author":"Kris P. 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