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\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo Bitch’n Bavarian by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

David has a frustrating unlucky life. Even his beautiful redhead wife Daisy serves as a reminder of that, a sweet woman who doesn’t live up to the fantasies he frequently has.<\/p>\n

But all that might change after his buddy Cole tells him the gaming store down the street is having all assets liquidated at rock-bottom prices, a store that gained notoriety by selling SINtendo to minors. Heading there, David is among a sea of excited men from all over town, all clamoring for every SINtendo game, system, item… leaving only one for David.<\/p>\n

It’s a game watch called Bitch’n Bavarian, and soon that game watch may have David’s drinking game reaching all new pleasures… but will his newfound luck hold out?<\/p>\n

Npw On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s time for SINtendo September to head on home, where everyone always plays their own games of dealing with daily life. But could drinking away his troubles soon end those troubles forever and give married man David everything he ever fantasized about?<\/p>\n

David has a tendency to be unlucky, every single part of his daily life something of a frustration, with the exception of his wife Daisy. It’s the only luck he ever had landing a beautiful gorgeous redhead in Daisy… but even that is something of a curse.<\/p>\n

David has always known Daisy was a small-town girl, conservative, sweet, and it hasn’t taken many years of marriage to realize she will never be the fantasy slut he occasionally would love to just lose control and be his horny toy for a bit of fun now and then. In fact she doesn’t even have sex in more than one position and certainly nothing kinky.<\/p>\n

If anything, she is just that much more of a reminder that he is epically unlucky in life, life taunting him with a wife whose body definitely could fulfill all kinds of fantasies, but a mind never to give into them.<\/p>\n

All David has is a sweet wife, an unnaturally good talent for handling his alcohol with beers each day, and a buddy named Cole who torments him with tales of dating triplets and having kinky thrills all the time, a buddy who frequently uses David’s backyard to leave his dog Butch while he’s off having the time of his life. <\/p>\n

Even Butch has all the bitches he could ever want in life, which David can only sigh and assume means he really has no hope of things improving.<\/p>\n

But then Cole mentions the notorious gaming store down the street Game ON was finally taken over by the city after repeatedly selling SINtendo stuff to minors. And amazingly they have some third party there selling off everything at rock-bottom prices, a clearance of all items… with no idea just what so many of those items can do. He suggests David go finally grab some SINtendo stuff, since it will finally be affordable… and after dinner that is just what David decides to do.<\/p>\n

Telling Daisy he is taking a walk, David finds himself wading through a sea of excited horny men from all over town, and of all ages, men bragging about what SINtendo products or items they found, what they plan to do with those products, the wrongs in their lives they will be righting… but can David’s epic lack of luck continue as it seems every item has been completely grabbed and picked through by the time he gets inside the store?<\/p>\n

Only one item with the name SINtendo even on it remains, an odd little game watch labeled SINtendo Bitch’n Bavarian. Sighing and buying it, David ends up at home, assuming the game watch is about the lamest SINtendo product ever made, only one little game, and no idea how it really works. But as he sits out back drinking a beer to relax, lifting the beer with the wrist he strapped the game watch onto, David is awarded points until his hears a musical chime alerting him that a Bavarian surprise is incoming.<\/p>\n

And he is shocked and thrilled to find Daisy walking out in full Bavarian beer wench costume, ready and eager to have a howling good kinky time with him. <\/p>\n

It’s easily the best sex he ever had, crazy kinky, and other than his wife’s seemingly focused obsession on doggy style and barking and using dog terminology, there’s nothing that isn’t every fantasy fulfilled he ever wanted from his marriage. Bitch’n Bavarian is the best ever, and so he is finally feeling more than lucky in life.<\/p>\n

But as he plays again and again, will David’s new luck run out? Will someone else get to enjoy the Bitch’n Bavarian he married… and when not being his fantasy slut, is Daisy going to be dealing with a growing confusion she may never recover from?<\/p>\n

Drink away your frustrations with SINtendo September, and have a bitch’n good time!<\/p>\n

 
\nNpw On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Coming next… SINtendo’s Obvious…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

David has a frustrating unlucky life. Even his beautiful redhead wife Daisy serves as a reminder of that, a sweet woman who doesn’t live up to the fantasies he frequently has. But all that might change after his buddy Cole tells him the gaming store down the street is having all assets liquidated at rock-bottom … <\/p>\n

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