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\"A<\/a>

A Wicked Konversation by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

THIS BOOK IS ONLY AVAILABLE ON SMASHWORDS<\/strong><\/p>\n

Madison might be a little too grown up to trick or treat, at least according to Doc, who hasn’t seen the girl from down the street in some time.<\/p>\n

When she shows up at his door, it’s difficult not to see how well that wicked witch costume fits her, shows off her young body, and so Doc is striking up a conversation, as chatty as always, this time about how her costume fits, how she might be a little old to be going door to door.<\/p>\n

But after he brings up his own costume, claiming he is an evil mind and body controlling doctor… will his fairly silly finger gun prove truly capable of controlling Madison’s mind and body, corrupting her innocence forever, and turning her wicked?<\/p>\n

Npw On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s Halloween and one chatty doctor of the mind is about to get a visit by a girl who may just have outgrown trick or treating. He hasn’t seen Madison from down the street in several years, but she definitely did not look like she does now, dressed as a wicked witch, filling the clearly sexy costume out in ways she never did before turning eighteen. But will this girl get a talking to instead of the candy she planned on, a talking to that truly has her Halloween plans changing, among other things?<\/p>\n

HallowKreme gets kinky with the konversation… A Wicked Konversation!<\/p>\n

Madison is eighteen and while she says most of her friends stopped trick or treating at that age, Doc is thinking she’s just a bit mature for going door to door. As he points out, little girls get the best candy at his house, full-size, none of that fun size stuff… the expensive candies too. But big girls might get something a lot different, and a little more permanent after he chats with Madison for a bit about the way her costume looks on her.<\/p>\n

When Doc brings up that she hasn’t even asked about his costume, things get twisted. Madison had assumed Doc was wearing normal clothes, but he claims he is dressed as an evil mind and body controlling doctor… a subtle difference from just a mind-controlling evil doctor.<\/p>\n

Amused and assuming he’s joking around, wanting to hurry up and get that delicious candy in the bowl he has, Madison asks him to show her the difference between a mind-controller and a mind and body controller, and Doc rather happily shows her his finger gun, pointing his finger at her. <\/p>\n

But is he just chatting in a silly way or can Doc’s finger gun truly control Madison’s mind and her body in whatever way he wants? And will he soon have this grown up girl in a wicked costume craving something much more wicked than candy?<\/p>\n

Find out in as you listen in on A Wicked Konversation!<\/p>\n

 
\nhttps:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/2119389<\/p>\n

Coming next… Don’t run on Empty…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THIS BOOK IS ONLY AVAILABLE ON SMASHWORDS Madison might be a little too grown up to trick or treat, at least according to Doc, who hasn’t seen the girl from down the street in some time. When she shows up at his door, it’s difficult not to see how well that wicked witch costume fits … <\/p>\n

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