{"id":5921,"date":"2013-06-06T20:42:04","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T01:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=5921"},"modified":"2013-06-06T20:42:04","modified_gmt":"2013-06-07T01:42:04","slug":"some-happy-endings-shouldnt-be-censored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/06\/06\/some-happy-endings-shouldnt-be-censored\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Happy Endings shouldn&#8217;t be censored"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/HappyEndings-uncensoredcover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5922\" alt=\"Happy Endings Uncensored Cover\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/HappyEndings-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/HappyEndings-uncensoredcover-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/HappyEndings-uncensoredcover-715x1024.jpg 715w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/HappyEndings-uncensoredcover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a>Sometimes the covers that appear for Kreme stories just are a bit too hot for Amazon or Smashwords or for that matter any number of places where you will find fresh Kreme offerings.Still, such tasty tidings should not be hidden away where they cannot be enjoyed can they?<\/p>\n<p>So, for the readers of the Kreme, here is the original cover for Happy Endings in all of its bare endings&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Look for more uncensored covers here soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes the covers that appear for Kreme stories just are a bit too hot for Amazon or Smashwords or for that matter any number of places where you will find fresh Kreme offerings.Still, such tasty tidings should not be hidden away where they cannot be enjoyed can they? So, for the readers of the Kreme, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/06\/06\/some-happy-endings-shouldnt-be-censored\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5922,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[10,67],"class_list":["post-5921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kremey-picture-goodness","category-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-images","tag-thoughts-of-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-1xv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":36556,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/08\/22\/lifting-the-covers-from-readers-choice-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":5921,"position":0},"title":"Lifting the covers from Reader&#8217;s Choice Month 2!","author":"Kris P. 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