{"id":593,"date":"2012-09-10T18:46:59","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T23:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=593"},"modified":"2012-09-15T16:16:36","modified_gmt":"2012-09-15T21:16:36","slug":"the-kreme-is-bubbling-on-amazon-at-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/09\/10\/the-kreme-is-bubbling-on-amazon-at-last\/","title":{"rendered":"The Kreme is bubbling on Amazon at last&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Amazon-Ad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-594\" title=\"The Kreme on Amazon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Amazon-Ad-230x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Kreme on Amazon\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Amazon-Ad-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Amazon-Ad.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/a>After a long, long, long&#8230; (did I mention long?) delay, Amazon is beginning to have Kreme appear on their virtual shelves&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>For the moment, what&#8217;s happening is that the kurrent Kreme releases are going to appear on Amazon over the next couple of weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually there will be a story or three that appear on Amazon exclusively, but I&#8217;ll let you all know when that day arrives.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to see the Kreme&#8217;s Amazon Author Page, <a href=\"http:\/\/amazon.com\/author\/kriskreme \" target=\"_blank\">have a look here!<\/a> You&#8217;ll find links to all of the kremey goodness you are looking for!<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for reading The Kreme!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amazon.com\/author\/kriskreme \" target=\"_blank\">Visit the Kreme&#8217;s page on Amazon today!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a long, long, long&#8230; (did I mention long?) delay, Amazon is beginning to have Kreme appear on their virtual shelves&#8230; For the moment, what&#8217;s happening is that the kurrent Kreme releases are going to appear on Amazon over the next couple of weeks. Eventually there will be a story or three that appear on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/09\/10\/the-kreme-is-bubbling-on-amazon-at-last\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":594,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[28,67],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-amazon","tag-thoughts-of-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Amazon-Ad.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-9z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1596,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/01\/01\/the-cover-that-was-too-hot-for-amazon-and-smashwords\/","url_meta":{"origin":593,"position":0},"title":"The cover that was too hot for Amazon and Smashwords&#8230;","author":"Kris P. 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