{"id":6232,"date":"2013-06-15T16:28:10","date_gmt":"2013-06-15T21:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=6232"},"modified":"2013-06-08T16:32:40","modified_gmt":"2013-06-08T21:32:40","slug":"july-2013-is-cumming-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/06\/15\/july-2013-is-cumming-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"July 2013 is cumming soon&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6234\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/JulyEvent-ad1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6234\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6234\" alt=\"July Kreme Event\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/JulyEvent-ad1-300x170.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/JulyEvent-ad1-300x170.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/JulyEvent-ad1-1024x581.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/JulyEvent-ad1.jpg 1161w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6234\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">July Kreme Event<\/p><\/div>\n<p>You voted. Yes. You did. You answered a question that has been on the mind of many, How do you like your Kreme?<\/p>\n<p>Some wanted longer Kreme stories.<\/p>\n<p>Some wanted shorter Kreme stories.<\/p>\n<p>But overwhelmingly, what you, the reader, ask for was just more Kreme&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>July 2013.<\/p>\n<p>Cheer loudly for the Kreme will deliver!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You voted. Yes. You did. You answered a question that has been on the mind of many, How do you like your Kreme? Some wanted longer Kreme stories. Some wanted shorter Kreme stories. But overwhelmingly, what you, the reader, ask for was just more Kreme&#8230; July 2013. 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