{"id":708,"date":"2012-09-22T19:12:39","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T00:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=708"},"modified":"2012-09-22T19:16:04","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T00:16:04","slug":"looking-for-a-new-cell-phone-provider-try-kpkom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/09\/22\/looking-for-a-new-cell-phone-provider-try-kpkom\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking for a new cell phone provider? Try KpKOM!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KpKom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-709\" title=\"KpKom Ad\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KpKom-267x300.jpg\" alt=\"KpKom Ad\" width=\"267\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KpKom-267x300.jpg 267w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KpKom.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/><\/a>Are you fed up with your current service provider? Is that cellphone just not meeting all of your expectations? Looking for a change?<\/p>\n<p>Or are you looking to change someone else?<\/p>\n<p>Well, thanks to the latest technology from the Kreme Labs, there is an option for <em><strong>YOU!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve crunched the numbers and found a way to not just give you a great monthly rate, not only promise and deliver the best connections everywhere, but to give you more value for your dollar!<\/p>\n<p>At no additional cost, we&#8217;re taken the technology from the SINtendo and added the reality twisting power you know so very well to the best in cellphones!<\/p>\n<p>And you know what that means don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>Girlfriend not hot enough? No problem!*<\/p>\n<p>Secretary not putting out? No problem!*<\/p>\n<p>Want to turn that one particular neighbor into a MILF? We can do that too!*<\/p>\n<p>Just contact Kreme Enterprises and order one of our top of the line cellphones and one of our special offer plans!<\/p>\n<p>Choose from any of our ridiculously competitive plans or mix and match at insanely attractive rates!<\/p>\n<p>Remember! With KpKOM there are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No Roaming Charges<\/li>\n<li>No Limits<\/li>\n<li>No Contract<\/li>\n<li>No Inhibitions<\/li>\n<li>and No Brains!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Stay tuned for consumer testimonials from a trio of satisfied customers about the ways that KpKOM has changed their life!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>*Void where prohibited. No representation or warranty, express or implied, with respect to the completeness, accuracy, fitness for a particular purpose, or utility of these materials. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. This service is meant for educational purposes only. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. No user-serviceable parts inside. Use only as directed by instruction manual. Some sexual and other side effects may apply.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you fed up with your current service provider? Is that cellphone just not meeting all of your expectations? Looking for a change? Or are you looking to change someone else? Well, thanks to the latest technology from the Kreme Labs, there is an option for YOU! We&#8217;ve crunched the numbers and found a way &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/09\/22\/looking-for-a-new-cell-phone-provider-try-kpkom\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":709,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,8],"tags":[10,29,64],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kreme-kuickies","category-kremey-picture-goodness","tag-images","tag-kpkom","tag-kreme-kuickies","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/KpKom.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":422,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/08\/15\/kreme-kuickies-krempoo-and-konditioner\/","url_meta":{"origin":708,"position":0},"title":"Kreme Kuickies \u2013 Krempoo and Konditioner","author":"Kris P. 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