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The magic behind the Eight ball by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When he purchased the ordinary looking toy on vacation, Joseph was warned that anything asked of it would become true for those it was asked about. He didn’t believe it until the bus trip one day when his car was broken down. Asking questions about the sexy little redhead across from him proved an addictive entertaining descent into depravity that the entire bus would soon enjoy.<\/p>\n

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Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Joseph was once an ordinary guy, though now he finds himself locked away, though he hasn’t been locked away for his own safety and the truth is, he chose to be where he is just to avoid being barraged by all the women who can’t get enough of him.<\/p>\n

It all started with a tropical vacation where Joseph found the most unexpected of items to purchase in an old store. The store was filled with items that looked ordinary enough, toys and knick knacks found in any store back home. These items though were very old, and the one his eye was drawn to was a simple magic eight ball.<\/p>\n

What could it hurt, Joseph had thought, to buy it and hope that maybe the fact it was new and yet decades old looking would somehow make it more valuable? As the shopkeeper warned though, this magic eight ball was different and the power of asking it simple yes no questions was far more influential than Joseph ever could have dreamed.<\/p>\n

The eight ball had true magic, the power to not just answer the questions in a typical manner but to make sure the answer it gave became true about whoever the question had been asked about.<\/p>\n

The fun for Joseph begins on a bus ride downtown, when an unbelievably attractive redhead catches his eye. Her father is a overprotective ass who pushes Joseph to actually trying the eight ball out.<\/p>\n

He asks one question, then another, and amazingly each answer that appears seems to become the truth, evident by this cute redhead’s actions. The power quickly goes to Joseph’s head and before this trip is over, that cute redhead will be the entertainment for the entire bus, all simply thanks to the magic behind the eight ball.<\/p>\n

Of course when in possession of such an item as a real magic eight ball, one should always keep it close at hand. Readers asked for a little more twisted magic and the twists don’t get much more magic than an eight ball.<\/p>\n

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Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When he purchased the ordinary looking toy on vacation, Joseph was warned that anything asked of it would become true for those it was asked about. He didn’t believe it until the bus trip one day when his car was broken down. Asking questions about the sexy little redhead across from him proved an addictive … <\/p>\n

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