{"id":804,"date":"2012-10-05T09:10:30","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T14:10:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=804"},"modified":"2012-10-02T15:13:43","modified_gmt":"2012-10-02T20:13:43","slug":"a-special-message-from-the-kreme-keeper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/10\/05\/a-special-message-from-the-kreme-keeper\/","title":{"rendered":"A Special Message from the Kreme Keeper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/MessagefromKremeKeeper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-805\" title=\"Message from Kreme Keeper\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/MessagefromKremeKeeper-201x300.jpg\" alt=\"Message from Kreme Keeper\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/MessagefromKremeKeeper-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/MessagefromKremeKeeper.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a>We interrupt this website to bring you a special message from the Kreme Keeper.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s always a place for Kreme!<\/p>\n<p>And all the Kreme has it&#8217;s place!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We interrupt this website to bring you a special message from the Kreme Keeper. There&#8217;s always a place for Kreme! And all the Kreme has it&#8217;s place!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":805,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,8],"tags":[10,64],"class_list":["post-804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kreme-kuickies","category-kremey-picture-goodness","tag-images","tag-kreme-kuickies","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/MessagefromKremeKeeper.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-cY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":284,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/07\/27\/kreme-kuickies-a-calculated-risk\/","url_meta":{"origin":804,"position":0},"title":"Kreme Kuickies &#8211; A Calculated Risk","author":"Kris P. 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