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\"Student<\/a>

Student Announcements By Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

To save the girl he loved at first sight, Alan is prepared to use his skills of AV technology to spice up the morning announcements at his high school.<\/p>\n

Everybody knows the jocks and the cheerleaders can make life miserable for everyone else, but not many have the targeted subliminals that Alan has. Soon, the tides will turn and wrongs will be righted in Student Announcements, the Klassic that shows the importance, and quite possibly dangers, of paying attention in class.<\/p>\n

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Alan is not the guy everyone wants to have around; he’s not the popular kid in school, the buff athlete or comedic ladies man. At eighteen, Alan has endured three years of torment, of being misunderstood like so many creative kids his age. The one behind that torment is Zeke, a brutish thug in training with an ever-present gang of followers.<\/p>\n

What changes the course of fate for Alan comes not in his own motives of revenge against Zeke and the popular crowd, though that certainly helps play a part. No, the real purpose behind Alan’s meticulously planned actions has a more meaningful drive. She’s gorgeous, blonde, and genuinely the sweetest girl to ever transfer in to Alan’s high school and unfortunately Zeke is quick to work his way in close. His only goals are to treat Celia like a piece of meat, but Alan has a plan.<\/p>\n

Senior year, Alan has been in the AV club all throughout high school, and this year everything changes. This year Alan will be making the morning announcements every day, and using the equipment in the AV room combined with his own meticulously planned and prerecorded programming, Alan has a surprise for those students his programming targets.<\/p>\n

Having studied something called targeted subliminals, a radical idea that may possibly help rehabilitate violent criminals one day, Alan plans to bring justice to the crimes cruel teenagers have brought in his school.<\/p>\n

From the meathead jocks that follow Zeke’s lead to the brainless and thoughtless cheerleaders that tease every guy in school, Alan’s morning announcements will have the student body much looser and open for fun, culminating in a showdown with Zeke that means Celia might be saved the fate of ending up a notch in his bedpost.<\/p>\n

Student Announcements is the coming of age Klassic from Kris P. Kreme, emphasis on the coming.<\/p>\n

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To save the girl he loved at first sight, Alan is prepared to use his skills of AV technology to spice up the morning announcements at his high school. Everybody knows the jocks and the cheerleaders can make life miserable for everyone else, but not many have the targeted subliminals that Alan has. Soon, the … <\/p>\n

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