{"id":815,"date":"2012-10-15T07:28:14","date_gmt":"2012-10-15T12:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=815"},"modified":"2012-10-13T17:34:40","modified_gmt":"2012-10-13T22:34:40","slug":"are-you-prepared-for-a-kreme-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/10\/15\/are-you-prepared-for-a-kreme-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you prepared for a Kreme Halloween?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/HalloweenwiththeKreme-earlyAd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-816\" title=\"Halloween with the Kreme - early Ad\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/HalloweenwiththeKreme-earlyAd-217x300.jpg\" alt=\"Halloween with the Kreme - early Ad\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/HalloweenwiththeKreme-earlyAd-217x300.jpg 217w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/HalloweenwiththeKreme-earlyAd.jpg 507w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a>The middle of October has arrived and the night is falling&#8230; Zombies shuffle looking for brainsssss&#8230; Devila, Succubi and the creatures of Hell look for the unaware to ensnare in their traps&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Vampires fast on blood and werewolves howl&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And for some&#8230; They just cum&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>HallowKreme is cummming&#8230; Sooooon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The middle of October has arrived and the night is falling&#8230; Zombies shuffle looking for brainsssss&#8230; Devila, Succubi and the creatures of Hell look for the unaware to ensnare in their traps&#8230; Vampires fast on blood and werewolves howl&#8230; And for some&#8230; They just cum&#8230; HallowKreme is cummming&#8230; Sooooon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,8],"tags":[10,64],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kreme-kuickies","category-kremey-picture-goodness","tag-images","tag-kreme-kuickies","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/HalloweenwiththeKreme-earlyAd.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-d9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":284,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/07\/27\/kreme-kuickies-a-calculated-risk\/","url_meta":{"origin":815,"position":0},"title":"Kreme Kuickies &#8211; A Calculated Risk","author":"Kris P. 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