{"id":953,"date":"2012-10-13T00:40:34","date_gmt":"2012-10-13T05:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=953"},"modified":"2012-10-16T00:37:50","modified_gmt":"2012-10-16T05:37:50","slug":"now-available-kreme-kwake-kustom-kollection-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2012\/10\/13\/now-available-kreme-kwake-kustom-kollection-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Now Available! Kreme Kwake – Kustom Kollection #3"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s as easy as 1… 2… and now the third Kreme Kustom Kollectino has been released! Two special stories as kommissioned by readers of the Kreme and now… Now released for all to share in the kreminess!<\/p>\n

Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon too!<\/a><\/p>\n

Get ready for a Kreme Kwake, tales so twisted you should brace yourself for disaster and prepare to witness climactic impacts over and over again.<\/p>\n

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Kreme Kwake – Kustom Kollection #3 Cover<\/p><\/div>\n

In Reading Up and Bedding Down<\/em>, meet John, a man who has it all. He has a gorgeous girl named Alicia who is funny, sexy, and young, a perfect dream come true for a man like John and nothing is getting in the way of their lives moving forward together; nothing that is but Alicia’s rather silly concerns over starting a family together. Alicia has read all the articles, many of them holding minuscule amounts of truth.<\/p>\n

From what she has read or heard, Alicia is worried she’ll become a hormone-crazed nympho slut, with tits that only get bigger and bigger, a girl who is so into getting knocked up she becomes a brainless bimbo, to use her own over-anxious words. John has placed a call to a fertility clinic, the only one in their neck of the woods, and has taken off early from work to stop by and pick up some literature for her to read, something to alleviate her concerns.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you read it, John has stumbled upon a very unique clinic, one where the pamphlets don’t just solve the concerns. They might just make them come true. Reading Up and Bedding Down is a friendly tale of family ambitions gone wild where the only worries are how big the family will get.<\/p>\n

Then, the Kreme follows up with a story called Teddy Bare<\/em>. Zack has a problem. His problem is an all too simple one, a common one among men everywhere. He’s forgotten an anniversary with his girlfriend, Jessica. However the twist for Zack is that Jessica makes up anniversaries just to get gifts. This one is the one year anniversary of actually seeing her nude. As though that is a banner event in his life and something worthy of bestowing her with tributes each year.<\/p>\n

It isn’t like Jessica has been much fun since then, as though she’s anywhere near as giving to him as he is to her. No, Jessica is a good little girl, a religious girl, the real virginal type, and despite all that, she remains a cold and selfish bitch. Why doesn’t Zack toss her to the curb? It’s simple. For some reason Jessica is his. She’s ten times as hot as any girl Zack could ever have, but her bitchy side is beginning to take its toll.<\/p>\n

He has stalled her though, enough for him to make a quick run to the mall, to try and find anything that can qualify as a gift. That is where he finds Teddy Bare, a strange little store with giant stuffed bears that the quirky owner claims will bare the true soul she is meant to be, to bring Zack’s wishes true of a happy relationship where he gets what he wants and Jessica gets what she deserves.<\/p>\n

Zack’s wishes might just go a bit extreme but in the end even he agrees, it’s the best anniversary ever.<\/p>\n

Two twisted tales custom requested by fans of the Kreme. You too can have your own place in the Kustom Kollection by kontacting the author with your very own kremey request. Few requests are ever turned down and Kustom Kollection #4 is already in production thanks to readers like you!<\/p>\n

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But for now, find Kollection Three here on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

And coming soon to Amazon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s as easy as 1… 2… and now the third Kreme Kustom Kollectino has been released! Two special stories as kommissioned by readers of the Kreme and now… Now released for all to share in the kreminess! Now on Smashwords! Now on Amazon too! Get ready for a Kreme Kwake, tales so twisted you should … <\/p>\n

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