{"id":9646,"date":"2013-09-26T09:22:46","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T14:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=9646"},"modified":"2013-09-26T14:54:51","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T19:54:51","slug":"get-up-to-nature-with-helen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/09\/26\/get-up-to-nature-with-helen\/","title":{"rendered":"Get up to Nature with Helen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_9647\" style=\"width: 209px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/AboveandBeyond-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9647\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9647\" alt=\"Above and Beyond by Kris P. Kreme\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/AboveandBeyond-cover-209x300.jpg\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/AboveandBeyond-cover-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/AboveandBeyond-cover-715x1024.jpg 715w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/AboveandBeyond-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9647\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Above and Beyond by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Helen Viller was the sort of girl who loved the outdoors, and loved any job that would let her stay outdoors. That was how she found herself working with experimental plant growth treatments guaranteed to be people safe.<\/p>\n<p>After an oversight on her part gets her doused from head to toe in Batch 31A, Helen will discover new heights to her job and new extremes to the pleasures that working that job can bring.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/361475\" target=\"_blank\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B00FG9IZ16\" target=\"_blank\">Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you&#8217;ve heard the legend of Mount St. Helen, the biggest name in underground fetish sites online, maybe you haven&#8217;t. For those new to the name, meet Helen Viller, a somewhat nerdy though attractive twenty five year old girl with a head for science and a passion for the outdoors.<\/p>\n<p>This is Helen&#8217;s story, of how she joined the South Florida Agricultural Research Organization one particularly hot summer. She had never felt hot herself outside of the temperature of perspiration baking on her skin, but this summer Helen would find herself enjoying a job in the great outdoors, working the fields where new growth chemical fertilizers were tested, chemicals that would ensure new growth in plants of all types.<\/p>\n<p>This would be the summer that her job and her personal self-image would collide and a nerdy science fiction fan by the name of Helen Viller would accidentally find herself going Above and Beyond her daily job.<\/p>\n<p>While the higher ups work their days in laboratory greenhouses, cooped up and mixing the blends for the next big breakthrough in science-assisted farming, Helen spent her days out in the fields, operating the sections of plants receiving either a control blend of basic water or an experimental batch of growth fluids. The plants were thriving for the most part, some more than others, and by and large it was a repetitive job, not so complicated as to keep Helen&#8217;s mind from wandering now and then.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps that wandering mind was what caused Helen to make a fatal mistake one day. While initiating the watering of a grove of maple trees, she found herself caught up watching the sap drip from a nearby tree and completely overlooked setting a timer for the watering.<\/p>\n<p>The telescoping rods to water the plants extended and Helen made her futile attempt to clear the area, instead getting soaked in Batch 31A, a new growth mixture assured to be safe for plants and animals.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is, this growth chemical mixture wasn&#8217;t simply safe for plants and animals; it worked on them both equally as well.<\/p>\n<p>What followed was the biggest thing to ever come out of the South Florida Agricultural Research Organization and the biggest dream come true for men all over. This is the tale of what happens when a nerdy girl of science gets her every fantasy doused with hot growth-inducing passion.<\/p>\n<p>This is the tale of Mount St. Helen, a girl whose job became a lifestyle all its own when she went Above and Beyond.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/361475\" target=\"_blank\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B00FG9IZ16\" target=\"_blank\">Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Helen Viller was the sort of girl who loved the outdoors, and loved any job that would let her stay outdoors. That was how she found herself working with experimental plant growth treatments guaranteed to be people safe. After an oversight on her part gets her doused from head to toe in Batch 31A, Helen &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/09\/26\/get-up-to-nature-with-helen\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9647,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[25,4],"tags":[66,63],"class_list":["post-9646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-readers-choice-stories","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-readers-choice-stories","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/AboveandBeyond-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-2vA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7609,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/07\/30\/the-readers-court-is-in-session\/","url_meta":{"origin":9646,"position":0},"title":"The Reader&#8217;s Court is in session","author":"Kris P. 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