Tales from the Kreme presents… SINtendo Grading on the Curves by Kris P. Kreme
Zack is a comic geek, loving a series called Multiverse Madness. In its pages, anything is possible in one dimension or another, but in reality thinking yourself invisible doesn’t hide you from a locker room full of girls.
He ends up the only student in detention, with Hilary Hill there to watch him. She is the youngest and hottest teacher in school, and she unknowingly hands him a school tablet with restrictions unlocked.
Now Zack will discover that somehow by reading a porn story that so closely parallels his own reality about a hot teacher running detention, he may actually slip into a parallel reality where he can ultimately live out every fantasy so many kids have had about Hilary Hill.
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It’s time for another education in the dangers of reading the Kreme, and for this issue, we have a comic-book geek about to graduate high school whose combined fascination for a comic series and lust for the hottest teacher in school may just send him unknowingly spiraling off into a parallel dimension when he finds himself reading SINtendo Grading on the Curves.
Zack has always been a good student, but very much a loner nerd with few actual friends. He spends much of his time reading his favorite comic book series Multiverse Madness, crazy science-fiction tales of all the infinite possibilities in various dimensions. It’s one of those comics, issue 73, in a story called The Science of Sinister Sins, where Zack got the idea to try which landed him in detention.
He’s about to graduate, has already finished all his courses, and for a guy like Zack that led to him trying an experiment from the comic… that thinking hard enough about being invisible might make him somehow unseen by a locker room full of girls. Naturally he got caught and today is staying after for detention. And if that weren’t bad enough, he is the only kid in detention today.
What that means is that the teacher whose rotation it is to supervise the two hours in detention has no one else to frown upon or focus their efforts on educating… and that teacher today just happens to be Hilary Hill, the hottest and youngest teacher in the school.
Even Zack can’t help but appreciate the body Ms. Hills, as everyone calls her, hides beneath her fairly drab clothing. She’s far too sweet and focused on being a good educator to ever realize the name Ms. Hills isn’t a reference to the combined Hilary and Hill that make up her name. It’s actually because Hilary Hill hides a pair of what seem to likely be amazing hills that every teenage boy has probably fantasized about seeing and enjoying.
Unfortunately for Zack, Ms. Hills is highly disappointed to find an intelligent student like him in detention for doing what he did. And no one likes being on Ms. Hills bad side. She makes that clear when he thinks he will be able to pass the time reading some of his comics, but she quickly takes them all, shutting them away in her desk at the front. No one argues with Ms. Hills, or risks the wrath of her stick she carries, mostly for pointing at the board. Still, when she hands over a dusty seldom-used school library tablet, Hilary Hill instructs Zack that for the next two hours, he will find educational material to read, fact and not fiction. Every fifteen minutes she expects him to state a new fact he has learned or studied to her.
It seems like as boring and punishing a time as ever, until Zack happens to realize that someone left the restrictions turned off on the tablet… and he can find adult material. Deciding to read some porn, Zack naturally looks for the perfect story, one fitting for a kid in detention stuck with a hot but strict teacher like Ms. Hills. And so he ends up finding a story called SINtendo Grading on the Curves.
It’s the perfect story he thinks, beginning to read about the hot teacher whose efforts at making a game out of detention end up making her the unknowing prize for each of the increasingly horny perverted students she supervises one day. And while the guys in the story might be jocks… Zack the loner nerd will certainly relate to the story in ways he never imagined, or quite possibly only imagined when reading comics.
At first Zack merely relates a fact presented in the story he is reading when Ms. Hills stops him at fifteen minute intervals. But soon his facts become more related to the female body, and that is when Zack happens to wonder if maybe in a dimension somewhere, like one of the ones in Multiverse Madness, there is a place where whenever a fact is spoken, a woman’s tits get bigger, as though swelling to contain the fact.
It’s as geeky a horny random thought as Zack ever had before… but when another fifteen minutes passes and he looks up, do Ms. Hills own hills look a bit steeper? He then starts to wonder if in one of the Multiverse Madness dimensions, maybe if fiction is passed off as fact, a woman would lose some of her own morality, decency, and intelligence… since those are the very qualities Ms. Hills has already lectured him on. But what happens when he tries to pass off a fake fact to her only to see how large her breasts are looking, only to see that somehow fact and fiction do amazingly seem to be blurring.
Is Zack merely imagining the whole thing, doing as he has far too often done with his favorite comic reading? Or is the story he reads and the situation he finds himself in so paralleled that Zack is slipping from our dimension into another world… a world where the impossible can happen, and much of it happens to a hot sexy teacher named Hilary Hill?
Find out in yet another epic issue of Tales from the Kreme presents… SINtendo Grading on the Curves. This time it’s downright educational!
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