Category: Kreme Klassics

It’s Klassic In Sanity

In Sanity by Kris P. Kreme

When a powerful godlike being from an alternate reality pops into ours as they have done many times throughout history, he’s only here for a laugh. Fascinated by human women, his laughs will make true mockeries of the many he encounters, as well as sometimes leaving the men grunting animal like shells of their former …

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Billy’s a Klassic

Billy's Bully Blitz Backfires by Kris P. Kreme

Billy was the victim, picked on every day in school by Chet Matthews, but today Billy has a plan… which might backfire into the worst humiliation he has known. Inventing and working two years on a device that alters one’s voice to make every command and spoken fact true for those who hear it, Billy …

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The Klassics never change

Fantasy Maker by Kris P. Kreme

Quiet reserved Christina has been dragged to a fancy restaurant to celebrate a family business venture. Unfortunately, visiting home from school she had no fancy clothes and what her mother found in a closet is four years old and many sizes too small. Now feeling the eyes of random strangers in the restaurant has turned …

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The Klassic answer is… yes.

No means Yes by Kris P. Kreme

When Rebecca zones out during a work presentation intended to boost positivity and saying yes when otherwise tempted to say no, she has no idea where her workday is going to lead. Pursued by a creep named Richard, who noticed how Rebecca reacted to the hypnotherapist leading the presentation, can anything prevent Rebecca from saying …

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The Klassics return with some Assistance

Roadside Assistance by Kris P. Kreme

Jason Warner was never in bad shape, but an anxiety attack which sent him to the hospital just a month ago has changed the easygoing daily life he once enjoyed. His stepdaughter Jenny has taken it upon herself to start a routine bike ride along the rarely traveled country hills near their home, and Jason …

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It’s time to check your reception…

Trance-tory Telecommunications by Kris P. Kreme

Good girl Emma Michaels discovers she has a bad cell phone signal when Trance-tory Telecommunications calls one night to check her service. Fortunately the solution to her bad signal is easy, just listen to some tones, provide feedback, and then wait until the following night for a further signal check. Why is it though that …

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No one can resist Stuffing the Turkey

Stuffing the Turkey by Kris P. Kreme

Stressed by the unmotivated and completely irresponsible students in his special two week sociology course, Noah Pilgrim tries an unconventional experiment. Using a turkey stamp given to him by a bizarre man named Theo who helped him on the side of the road, Noah stamps the girls wherever they like to display the most inappropriate …

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It’s Déjà Vu all over again…

Independence Déjà Vu by Kris P. Kreme

For Megan, graduation from college meant freedom, the ultimate independence from a life planned and scheduled for nearly her entire life. The day after graduation though, she sees something on the way into town that shakes everything about her independence. People she knows and people she doesn’t know are doing perverted inappropriate things in public …

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Definitely Not an Angel

I'm No Angel by Kris P. Kreme

A mysterious man who may not even be a man takes a stroll through the city, just a simple shared experience to better explain the story of who he is. He’s powerful in ways most can’t fathom, with abilities that could ultimately lead to so much good in the world. Of course, the truth is, …

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Seeing Horny People can change your outlook

I See Horny People by Kris P. Kreme

When a renowned and respected female psychologist learns that her newest patient is from South Gable, a town where chaos made the news in recent years, she is intrigued. When she hears from the patient, Rebecca Landers, that she can apparently see horny people… but they don’t know they are horny until she sees them, …

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Save the Planet!

Save the Planet by Kris P. Kreme

Uptight and frigid Mary is privileged, wasteful, and cares nothing for the earth. After getting a flyer in the mail with a little waving earth offering some tips on how she can save the planet, things quickly begin to change. Her attitude slowly changes to one of conservation, but her willingness to do many things …

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Sometimes you need some Lotion Potion

Lotion Potion by Kris P. Kreme

Kara is a good girl, far too disappointing a truth for her boyfriend, Brad. She’s always been as prudish and uptight as her parents despite a body that even the most uptight guy would lust over. Another night of giving in to her wishes, no prospects of the kind of fun he’d be into, Brad …

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Meet the Gimbo

Gimbo Gloss by Kris P. Kreme

Meet the Gimbo. Combining the empty-headed ditz of bimbos with the pale pierced edge of goth girls, read the tale of Katherine, out for a drive after fighting with her boyfriend. The fight began over an insulting suggestion she’d look better with huge obviously fake tits. Finding his wallet, Katherine decides he’ll treat her to …

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November begins with a Klassic Kompilation

A Klassic Kompilation by Kris P. Kreme

Bust out the latest sounds with A Klassic Kompilation, three tales sure to send more than your mind spinning. In Success! Randall discovers the true dangers of successfully turning his hot girlfriend into a helpless slut. In Sampling Candy, Candy discovers the dangers of being a mindlessly obedient store employee. And in No means Yes, …

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Think Klassicly

I Think Therefore You Are by Kris P. Kreme

Popular news anchor, Andrea, is at the mall to get her nails done. Traffic is a nightmare and parking places are being fought for. After Andrea cuts off a man in a beat up truck taking a spot, she learns a lesson in karma. Returning to her car, she fears an unsafe situation, the same …

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Get a Klassic Game

Ahead of the Game by Kris P. Kreme

Jeff is enduring a humiliating performance on television by his favorite college football team. Worse, he’s just finished his beer and really needs another. Not wanting to leave his chair, to miss a second of the sucky game, Jeff begins trying to use the Womote 3000 from Trance-tory to make his stubborn wife Gina bring …

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