Category: Tales from the Kreme

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There are things hidden in the Kosmos

Day of the Dildominator uncensored cover by Kris P. Kreme

Sometimes the covers found on Amazon and Smashwords aren’t exactly what they seem to be. For the Day of the Dildominator book, here’s the original uncensored cover!

There is new danger in the Kosmos

Day of the Dildominator by Kris P. Kreme

When the Propagators of the planet Pluto combine forces with the Nymphos of Neptune and Sex Slugs of Saturn, Earth is in trouble. But when their invasion party is crashed by an interstellar villain even they fear, the problems Earth faces get truly HARD. The dominators have arrived, and deploying a weapon called the dildominator, …

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The Dude’s back and looking to dance

A Dance with the Dude by Kris P. Kreme

First he showed up and had fun with a wealthy family of Indian heritage, then their Asian neighbors. Well he’s back uniting the nations his own special twisted kind of way. Every mansion in one neighborhood has a Ukrainian flag at their gates to show support, except one, a luxurious home belonging to the Petrov …

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That’s a really special apple

How 'Bout Them Apples? by Kris P. Kreme

When Katie Jensen decides to spite her father and get a part time job at T-mart in order to prove their innocence… she may just be ending her own. Congressman Roland Jensen went on a successful political crusade against Trance-tory and nearly shut down every T-mart in the country. But the T-mart Groceries where Katie …

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Something to Grab for spring

The Grab Bag #71 - SINtendo Stitching and SINtendo Spin and Win by Kris P. Kreme

Spring into SINtendo for this month’s Grab Bag! First up, can even a promotional hat from the most devious gaming company provide endless opportunities to play? When a spoiled but beautiful girl takes over the house, brothers turn the tables, stopping the bitching with stitching. Next up, a new girl in a new school hides …

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Spring Selfies return

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #69 - SINtech Tales: Jump Scare and Booby Trapped: Last Sister Standing by Kris P. Kreme

Spring has sprung and things are heating up, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t time for a few chills! Try not to get scared too much by the first tale below… you might just JUMP those closest to you for more than comfort. And while the weather is heating, there’s no avoiding the family hothead, …

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It’s a Science

The Science of Seduction by Kris P. Kreme

Every teacher at the troubled city high school Eileen teaches science at must serve their time as detention monitor, but little could the cute teacher ever suspect as her month begins, the brainiest kid in school has gotten himself thrown into detention just in time to have more than a little fun with her. Eric …

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Collect something that’s Abstract X-pressionism

Abstract X-pressionism: The Tablet Two by Kris P. Kreme

There’s nothing Abstract about these twisted two. A talented art student with an active imagination meets a Trance-tory Tablet with a creatively corrupting outlet for all his artistic expressions in The Tablet Two, together for the first time! This collection includes: Abstract X-pressionism Miss Julie is the sweetest, most dedicated art teacher Kingsbury High School …

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April starts out being a lot foolish

April's Foolish Day by Kris P. Kreme

It’s April 1st and Ben is in the garage working on a silly little prop made of a power drill and colorful plastic pinwheel, a prop hypno-ray to fool his wife’s exceptionally gullible conspiracy-believing sister. But when his wife Angie plays along, the two of them convincing older sister April that the government hypno-ray is …

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Easter sometimes bites

Bitten by the Bimbo Bunny by Kris P. Kreme

Stan and Jamarcus have seen success in their urban renewal project, turning old apartment buildings into modern luxury downtown duplexes. They even bought into it, living across the hall in the first completed renovation. But they may face Easter renovations they never signed up for after Stan and his wife Carol adopt a cute furry …

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Collect two bunnies for Easter

Ears 2 Bunnies - An Easter Tales Collection by Kris P. Kreme

Just in time for Easter, readers don’t need to hunt for these 2 EGGcellent tales from the Krisbury Kremed Kollection of delectable delicious devilishly devious treats! Bunnies are multiplying this year, so cheers to readers, and of course… EARS 2 BUNNIES! This collection includes: The Bad Bunny Dana was a sweet wholesome church girl with …

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It’s just one swing

A Nice RACKet by Kris P. Kreme

Tyler swells with pride about his and Emma’s new suburban home. But for her, the bugs, mice, and more are enough to nearly have her running back to their old apartment. When he solves that problem, will she end up swelling for a very different reason than pride? Thanks to helpful neighbor Carl, who Emma …

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It’s March which means it’s time for Lenny

DeSCENT into Madness by Kris P. Kreme

After witnessing something freakish and horrible in her school’s science lab, high school senior and mystery enthusiast Madison goes on a quest to find the truth behind a growing conspiracy. The small town of Saint Patrick was never known for anything, other than a perverse series of incidents that happened at a mall nearly twenty …

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