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2012 Kreme Releases

Wondering what books the Kreme has published in 2012?

Needing another heaping helping of Kremey goodness?

Here’s a list of the books, short summaries of each, and links where you can find them!

Books are listed from last published in 2012 to first published.

 

Kim’s Kountdown

Kim's KountdownIt’s time once again for the countdown to a new year, time to look back on the past 12 months and plan for the future. Kim has had a rough year though and through a number of strange ways has lost all her friends. There were ten of them at the beginning of the year, ten girls who stuck together and formed bonds doing everything from video gaming to shopping and even participating in the occasional outdoor activities. Something happened though, something very unusual to every last friend Kim had and now she finds herself attending a fancy party in a high-rise apartment alone, among a crowd of happy celebrators ringing in the new year with champagne and loud conversations and music.

Kim isn’t sure why she even came to this party, or what will ever get the strange circumstances of her friends’ disappearances out of her mind. One thing is sure, the party is building up and as the countdown begins, she begins remembering how her friends’ lives changed forever. From 10 down to 1, the new year is brought in with the tales of what all happened to those girls, how they each went from responsible fun loving young women to desperately slutty perverse whores willing to do anything with anyone. Only Kim has escaped the same fate as her friends, but as the clock strikes midnight, will her fate change?

It’s a story from a friend’s perspective watching what chaos from the Kreme does and how ultimately there is no escaping Kremey endings when you’re a hot girl like Kim. This New Year’s Eve as the numbers count down, the desire rises, and endless orgasms will be popping more than champagne corks. Join the party and remember what a Kremey year it has been.

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Stuffed Stocking

Stuffed Stocking by Kris P. KremeSanta always does a decent job stuffing stockings, but this year Kris P. Kringle has made sure to double stuff the stocking in this collection of tales. Two full length tales, one brand new and one klassic.

First up is Gag Gift Girls, where a friendly attempt at tasteless gifts becomes a wardrobe shift that corrupts a family.

Rebecca is part of a women’s group which gathers together every Christmas and exchanges Dirty Santa gifts, always attempting to come up with the most tasteless shocking gifts. This year the gag gifts Rebecca has chosen are some slutty lingerie with very indecent phrases sewn into them. When her twin daughters’ curiosity pushes her into letting them take a look at the silk teddies, what first begins as a fascination with the smooth silky feel becomes a need to try the teddies on. After that, the fantasy becomes real and the family trio is out for a little fun at the local mall, though not any fun where shopping is involved.

Last but not least is The Magic of Kris P. Kringle, the klassic Kreme tale where a Santa at the mall turns out to be the real deal, granting special wishes to the children who visit him.

Everyone knows that the Santa’s in the mall are paid to be jolly and cheerful, to bring the little kids up and make them smile for the holidays. This year though, Santa has some genuine powers and is offering extra special bonuses to the good little boys and girls. Those bonuses come in the form of wishes, wishes for someone close to them. Little do the children know just how their wording of the wishes will change the lives of their parents.

Little Billy wishes his mommy didn’t have a smart mouth as his daddy calls it. Soon enough his daddy will see just what taking the smart out his wife does to her. Little Cindy Lou wishes her daddy didn’t have to work as much and quite suddenly her daddy is finding all new pleasurable pursuits at work, pursuits destined to get him time off whether he wants it or not.

Together with Cum, All Ye Faithful, Stuffed Stocking completes the Kris P. Kringle Holiday Set. What better way to spend a cold winter night than with some warm kremey reading?

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Cum, All Ye Faithful

Cum, All Ye Faithful by Kris P. KremeEach year college girls Marissa and Jessica lead their church praise choir on a caroling trip through the neighborhood of Harrington Heights. Each year they travel door to door with their group and sing out faithful songs, cheerfully raising their voices in festive Christmas tunes. Each year they have been unaware just how annoyed one woman in the neighborhood has gotten.

Yes, Selina Drake is a woman best left alone, but unfortunately for Marissa and Jessica, she has not been spared their yearly caroling experience. This year she has something special for the two virtuous coeds. This year, Selina Drake has some sinfully subliminal sounds carefully incorporated into the happy holiday decor of her yard and before they know it, Marissa and Jessica will be finding their voices raised in much more than song.

Nothing can be better at stopping the preachy faithful virgins from ever bothering Selina Drake again than ensuring that before Christmas comes, they will cum. In an elaborate plan, Selina knows exactly how to mess with their heads, from the inside out, and after the night of caroling, Marissa and Jessica quickly find that faithful girls can embrace the slut within easier than they thought and truly the best way to give is to give of oneself.

Witness a Christmas miracle as Marissa and Jessica give as much as they can… and of course receive all the cum two faithful coeds could ever ask for.

Cum, All Ye Faithful is part of the Kris P. Kringle Holiday Set 2012.

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Kiss Free Will Goodbye

Kiss Free Will Goodbye by Kris P. KremeEverything will end on December 21st, 2012. That’s when the Mayan calendar ends, but more importantly it’s when the world will have been taken over. Taken over by what or by whom, you ask? Only Joseph Stringer, professor of literature can explain and he has a warning for everyone, a warning to hopefully prevent you falling victim to what he did. The end is coming, though for most it may more correctly be cumming.

Joseph Stringer never expected to see what he did those days on campus. He never expected to be confronted by a campus where something was not right, something only he seemed to notice. First it was just a kiss here and there, shared between students, but soon the kissing was happening all around him, and not just between students. He witnessed normal responsible individuals behaving like obsessed perverts and it all started with a kiss. The kiss was only the beginning, and soon Professor Joseph Stringer would find himself in the midst of an epidemic, one that spreads innocently enough, though innocence is quickly lost.

They are taking over, the ones who by his calculations will have succeeded in fully ending free will of all mankind on December 21st, 2012. The only possible warning is a message that Professor Stringer sends out, one limited to only other universities but since that is where the plague is most prevalent, he hopes it can do some good.

Read with caution if you should wait until December 21st to open this book, for it may already be too late. Avoid all college age girls, avoid them at all costs, and whatever you do don’t let them kiss you. If they do, then you may as well Kiss Free Will Goodbye.

The Mayans knew the end, now find out the truth from the author who never ends his steady stream of steamy tales.

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Kremey Melons- Kustom Kollection #6

Kremey Melons- Kustom Kollection #6Elevator etiquette might make conversations a rare occurrence but that isn’t going to stop a mysterious man from engaging in a little interesting conversation with Sasha. Kevin probably never had any idea just what a mistake it was waking his girlfriend and sending her down to request a manual wake-up call when realizing the phone in their hotel room doesn’t work. He’ll find out eventually as Sasha meets an older man with some rather skillful conversational skills. One thing is certain, next time he sees his girlfriend, he’ll get more than a wake-up call.

During the course of an elevator ride that covers more than 40 floors, and stops on each and every one thanks to a midnight prankster, Sasha will find that maybe she isn’t as angry about having to go down as she thought she was. In fact, her boyfriend asking her to go down to the lobby might just have been exactly what she needed, though in the end going down won’t be a problem at all for her. Neither will getting back at her boyfriend as Sasha finds herself quite open to some on board antics in the elevator.

It’s all in the conversation as this all-dialogue story shows, and as we once again see the same mystery man from Konversationally Speaking working his special skills. Going Down is the semi-sequel to Konversationally Speaking by Kris P. Kreme, the semi-sequel you never expected.

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Going Down?

Going Down by Kris P. KremeElevator etiquette might make conversations a rare occurrence but that isn’t going to stop a mysterious man from engaging in a little interesting conversation with Sasha. Kevin probably never had any idea just what a mistake it was waking his girlfriend and sending her down to request a manual wake-up call when realizing the phone in their hotel room doesn’t work. He’ll find out eventually as Sasha meets an older man with some rather skillful conversational skills. One thing is certain, next time he sees his girlfriend, he’ll get more than a wake-up call.

During the course of an elevator ride that covers more than 40 floors, and stops on each and every one thanks to a midnight prankster, Sasha will find that maybe she isn’t as angry about having to go down as she thought she was. In fact, her boyfriend asking her to go down to the lobby might just have been exactly what she needed, though in the end going down won’t be a problem at all for her. Neither will getting back at her boyfriend as Sasha finds herself quite open to some on board antics in the elevator.

It’s all in the conversation as this all-dialogue story shows, and as we once again see the same mystery man from Konversationally Speaking working his special skills. Going Down is the semi-sequel to Konversationally Speaking by Kris P. Kreme, the semi-sequel you never expected.

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Anime DNA – Kreme Klassic #1

Anime DNA CoverAll Keith really wanted was to cover up the stark white wall in his apartment, the one bland bit of his daily life. After shopping a close-out sale at a store downtown, Keith found the perfect poster to put up, something bright, colorful, and more importantly easy on the eyes. Keith’s always had a thing for the exaggerated proportions of Anime girls, even if he never fully understood the genre. There’s just something very enjoyable about staring at the pristine complexion, the bright colored hair, and naturally the huge tits and narrow waists which slope out to very wide hips. The poster is definitely something his buddies will love.

Unfortunately for Keith his buddies won’t get to see it, and it’s not his buddies who stop by unannounced shortly after he puts the poster up. No, Keith has a girlfriend, Courtney, and one thing that can be said about Courtney is that she’s a bit of a prude. Never having been much for physical affection much less actually letting Keith see her nude in their still fresh relationship, Courtney finds the poster to be downright crude and perverse. Courtney and her sister Lauren are disgusted and the poster is instantly torn down, resulting in unfortunate paper cuts.

Thus begins a very strange week for Courtney, one in which she finds that a simple cut may have caused rather infectious dreams, dreams which persist night after night, aches and soreness which grows as she tosses and turns. Each morning she wakes to discover new concerns, changes that she is sure she’s not imagining, ones no doctor can help her with. In the end, Keith might be upset about losing the perfection of his Anime girl poster, but he’ll be thrilled with having his very own Anime girlfriend.

Sometimes it seems that Anime is impossible to resist, especially when it gets inside your very DNA. Anime DNA by Kris P. Kreme is the very first Kreme Klassic, an original tale that has been completely re-edited, cleaned up, and extended to perfection. The original tale was the first award winning story written by the Kreme, now available as never seen before.

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Time off for Naughty Behavior – Kreme Kustom Single #1

Time off for Naughty Behavior – Kreme Kustom Single #1Empire City has a criminal element like any ordinary city, but the criminals are anything but ordinary. In extraordinary circumstances it takes one extraordinary crime fighter to bring those criminals in and fortunately Empire City has a protector in the sensual form of Darkira, vigilante vixen of the night.

Fighting crime in her own heroic masked way, Darkira has put dozens of the most vile and perverse men where they can no longer rain their criminal intentions on an unsuspecting populace. The Striker Institute for the Criminally Insane is where only the worst of the worst are held. They may be called patients but these are prisoners, locked away in a concrete fortress with no windows and no escape. Doctor Deprave is only the latest in the line of criminals Darkira has taken down.

Deprave is a man of unknown history, purely recognized by virtue of his crimes. He controls people, women mostly, and enjoys having those women act as corrupt and impure as possible, believing the entire time that they have always been the way they are. It’s mind manipulation at the basest desires and Deprave had proven unstoppable until a rather quick apprehension by Darkira.

However the story doesn’t end with capture, not for a mind as twisted as Doctor Deprave. He sets about a controlling scheme of revenge that will have Darkira herself helping to rehabilitate the very criminal element she helped capture, her methods of rehabilitation proving to be of a thoroughly stimulating manner.

Will Deprave succeed in his plan and take Darkira down in more ways than one? Find out in the very first Kustom Kollection Single, a story of epic length custom requested by a reader of the Kreme, Time Off for Naughty Behavior.

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Krematorium – Kustom Kollection #5

Krematorium - Kustom Kollection #5Two more tales custom requested by fans of the Kreme, burning hot right from the Krematorium. For this Kollection, enjoy a friendly farmer pushed too far and a girl who attracts the wrong kind of guy, but becomes the right kind of girl.

In Repossessed, meet Charlie, a friendly farmer who’s been down on his luck in recent years. Charlie prefers the quiet life, working alone on the family farm after the family has passed on. The main problem in Charlie’s simple if somewhat lonely life comes in the form of an overeager young banker named Vivian Grant who has taken over handling properties the bank has extended longterm loans on. She is pushing Charlie more and more, forcing him to make payments faster than any grace period and ultimately pushing for his farm and livestock to be repossessed and sold off for a more profitable gain to the bank.

Charlie has a problem though, one that hasn’t acted up since he was a young child. Charlie gets a pounding in his head, a near muscular reflex that always begins with simple agitation and progresses worse with stress. When Vivian Grant comes out to the farm with a real estate agent, Winnie Jarvers, and takes the two sources of Charlie’s income, his cows Bessy and Cleo, Charlie is finally pushed too far.

In the end it might just be Vivian and Winnie who find themselves repossessed and serving as replacements for the cows, and friendly farmer Charlie discovers his own ability to possess and embrace the power within as he lives a much less lonely life.

In Boyfriend Troubles we are introduced to a bright young girl with a very responsible attitude, a successful path laid before her, and nothing to stand in her way. Elora is an honor student, taking advanced courses during her senior year of high school. Everything changes on the day a new student transfers in and enters one of her classes.

Something is different about Daman, something Elora notices right away. He seems to instantly be drawn to her and nearly from the first moment they speak, Elora finds life more complicated. Over the weeks and months that follow, Elora slowly begins to embrace the mystery that is Daman, finding herself not just interested in the few things he says he would change about her but eagerly allowing herself to take on those changes.

Grades begin to slip and Elora’s focus begins to wane. She goes from bright young girl to dim little slut and in the final months of her senior year everything changes for both Elora and her family. As mother begins acting more docile and accepting of her daughter’s new personality, father goes from questioning to supporting her and Daman’s plans, plans which ultimately include making sure Elora’s body goes through as many changes as her personality has.

Sometimes when a boyfriend enters the picture he brings with him certain troubles, but sometimes the troubles work themselves out and in this case the troubles tell the tale of how you take a smart student and transform her into a bimbo who only exists to be enjoyed.

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The Man in the Old House

The Man in the Old HouseThanks to a mysteriously creepy man in an old house, two teens are about to have a most entertaining Halloween night, getting treats that are sure to leave them stuffed and happy. It all begins at Natalie’s house, where she is hanging out with her best friend Jennifer, a constant snacker who is easy to startle while watching scary movies. While it’s fun to scare Jennifer, a busty blonde who sometimes lives up to the reputation, the night is getting dull.

That’s when Natalie’s younger brother comes in with his candy loot for the night, having collected from dozens of homes in the neighborhood. While checking his candy, Natalie discovers a roll of quarters and this leads to the surprising announcement that the man in the old house is actually giving out rolls of quarters instead of candy to trick or treaters. Natalie, talented at using her looks to get anything she wants, can’t resist dragging Jennifer to the man’s house, assuring her that at the very least they’ll get some extra money for the mall.

Once at the house, they discover just how odd this man is and are told that much like throwing a coin in a fountain, his giving out quarter rolls allows him one wish which he uses based on the ones he gives the coins to. He has very special wishes for each of them, and so they each get the quarters they wanted.

Naturally, the night is only beginning as the girls leave the man’s house, discovering that they have a compelling urge to go door to door, trick or treating where they provide a real treat to the lucky men who answer their doors. Before the night is over, Natalie and Jennifer will discover just how fun Halloween can be, all thanks to the man in the old house.

The Man in the Old House by Kris P. Kreme is only one part of Halloween with the Kreme 2012.

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Getting Spun

Getting SpunIt’s Halloween and four friends have gathered together for a nice night in, one where the three girls don’t need to concern themselves with leering creepy guys who are only wanting to get inside their costumes.

Sure, every costume for girls over eighteen are basically slutty, but thankfully the one guy in their group is a nice guy, never one to do more than look. The night is fun, and the costumes are fitting, however the night still isn’t close to being over and they need some fun way of passing the time.

Perhaps a game, but then what game to play?

It begins as a simple friendly version of Spin the Bottle, where instead of kissing the players challenge each other to act out some characteristic or quality of their chosen costume.

However it very quickly takes a rather perverse turn and the players end up doing much more than kissing, helpless to resist the inspired challenges the bottle seems to bring out in them.

This bottle is something special, a unique intelligence inside it and that intelligence is feeding off the twisted challenges that corrupt and take these four friends in only the most bizarre directions, leaving them permanently changed.

In this game, it isn’t the bottle that gets spun, it’s the players.

Getting Spun by Kris P. Kreme is only one part of Halloween with the Kreme 2012.

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Justice Tales

Justice Tales CoverThe first superhero team exclusively created by the Kreme, has arrived.

In Justice Tales, meet the Justice Sphere, a team of superheroes who have left the world safe after a five year run against crime using their unique powerful abilities. Villains are no more and everyone wants to be a hero, everyone except one man who has a particular vendetta against the heroic team. This man has a plan, one that not only takes the the Justice Sphere and turns them morally upside down, into the most corrupt criminals on the planet, but also spirals the world into a chaos the likes of which society has never seen before.

As the members of the Justice Sphere turn from superhero to supervillain, they enjoy spreading pure perversity and debauchery to all walks of life, spreading fear and chaos. Using technology the world has embraced, the Justice Sphere embarks on a criminal justice trek like never before where criminal acts involve their own depraved justice and innocence is a thing of the past. Those fortunate enough to escape being corrupted only have time, time until they too are caught and turned into criminals and villains to spread like a disease across the planet.

Witness the epic story, a tale of heroism and villainy and all manner of perversion where the world ends not in apocalyptic disaster but with a bang and a thrust over and over. Witness the comic action and adventure in Justice Tales by Kris P. Kreme.

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Double D Prints – Kustom Kollection #4

Double D Prints - Kustom Kollection 4Get ready for your close up as only kremey photography can handle, with Double D Prints.

In Kreative Liberties, Rob has been living the good life ever since he discovered an incredible photo manipulation and scrapbooking computer program called Kreative Memories. His girlfriend Abby has enthusiastically embraced her new slutty side and both have enjoyed Emily, who used to drag Abby out to clubs in search of replacing Rob in Abby’s life. These days, Emily is a whore who Rob and Abby use to pay bills and take care of expenses. Of course life still can have complications even when you have it all.

Abby wants Rob to take care of just a couple of concerns she has in her new life. One is the tattoo he gave her. She’d like it toned down just a bit if possible. The other concern is that her mother is coming for a visit and is sure to notice her daughter’s transformation. So Rob has to make some changes meaning it’s time to add some pages to the Kreative scrapbook he created.

When Rob finds out that the program refuses to allow him to tone down previous changes, he has no choice but to push forward and take some Kreative Liberties of his own. In the end, everyone is happy, including Abby and Emily’s moms who pop in for a friendly visit. This story follows the previous Kustom story, Kreative Konsequences, found in Kustom Kollection #2.

In Red Light , Green Light, Ashlynn Chan finds herself stuck overnight in Amsterdam, after an unfortunate train delay. She is not happy to be in such a disgusting place, having long heard the stories of the whores of Amsterdam. She finds the city to be only worse than she could have expected and for some reason other drunken visitors to the city believe that an exotic beauty like her must be one of the famed whores herself.

She’s bothered by their assumptions, angered by her predicament, and finding out she will need to stay the night only makes things go from bad to worse. Fortunately a kindly, if strange old woman, offers her directions to a place she can stay the night. As Ashlynn makes her way to this mysterious location, she finds herself in the Red light district and quickly discovers that the communication gap may have just given the old woman the wrong impression.

After encountering some drunken suitors eager to experience a night with Ashlynn, eager to have her be their special whore, Ashlynn Chan realizes that there may be truth to the rumors of this city hiding a sickness, a disease that is spread by touch, one where she is changing into every man’s fantasy. In the end, will Ashlynn escape Amsterdam or will she give the Green Light for serving in the Red Light district and leave her old life behind?

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The Kraving Komplete Kollection

The Kraving Komplete KollectionIt was an ordinary day in the small town of Passion Falls. Officer Alan Morris was going on duty. Soccer mom, Susan Thompson, was preparing for her son’s game. College student, Marissa, was ready to review her thesis. And Kris Kraven, owner of the Donut Shack, was receiving a new glaze ingredient for his business. A force greater than fate will soon bring their lives crashing together and each will play their part in determining whether passions rise to feverish mind-glazed levels or Passion Falls lives up to its name. This force is known simply as The Kraving.

The Kraven Kraving is a dream Kris has for his business, something that will keep the customers coming in droves. After trying his new glaze, customers are cumming in an entirely different way, an addictive craving building in their systems, one that will corrupt them in ways never imagined as no boundaries are too strong, no morals too high, and the control over the minds of those around them too much to resist. After speaking with the distributors about his glaze ingredients, Kris Kraven finds that while the Donut Shack customers might be cumming, his business might be going… under. As if that isn’t bad enough, there arises the very real threat that he might be going to jail for drugging his customers, even if the drug is one like no other.

Will Kris Kraven stop the Kraving he inadvertently unleashed or will Officer Morris succeed in his perverse goal of spreading lust and depravity to the citizens he used to protect? Kris is hot on his trail, struggling to put right what has been put wrong, but is there enough time? With a literal storm building in the darkening skies of Passion Falls, the real storm could come in the passions of its residents, passions unleashed with cravings for only more. Read the complete story of The Kraving and see if The Kraving ever truly dies.

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The Kraving – Book Three – Thirsty For More

The lines are drawn in Book Three: Thirsty for More. Hero or villain, who will win? Will Kris Kraven stop the Kraving he inadvertently unleashed or will Officer Alan Morris of the Passion Falls Police succeed in his perverse goal of spreading lust and depravity to the citizens he used to protect?

Kris is hot on his trail, struggling to put right what has been put wrong, but is there enough time? With a literal storm building in the darkening skies of Passion Falls, the real storm could come in the passions of its residents, passions unleashed with cravings for only more.

It’s the concluding chase to the finish, and this is one finish that will leave readers thirsty for more. A taste inside that might only grow into… a Kraving. Read it and find out if The Kraving ever truly dies.

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Kandy Korn – Six Sinful Snacks

Get ready for Halloween with the Kreme by reading six sinful classics revamped and offered in a new enhanced Kandy Korn flavor.

In Ghost Humping 101, a paranormal investigation team discovers the rumors about an old brothel might be more than just true.

In Campfire Tail, some teens telling scary stories in a swamp find themselves thrust right into a seductively scary one of their own.

In Brainnnsss! a romantic guy shows his girlfriend what fun being a brainless bimbo can be during a cheesy zombie movie.

Turning Tricks for Treats, a couple with mysterious powers has a delightfully twisted way of dealing with older teens who still trick or treat.

In Trick’er’Treat, see how Megan meets an interesting man at one house, whose conversational skills convince her how to make her costume even better.

And finally in There’s Nothing to Fear, a college professor and his brightest students unleash the ancient god of fear who feeds on twisting their fears into fantasy.

Tales to curl your toes, though possibly not in fear. Only the Kreme offers this many treats before Halloween!

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Kreme Kwake – Kustom Kollection #3

Kreme Kwake - Kustom Kollection #3 CoverThe following two twisted tales were custom requested by fans of the Kreme. You too can have your own place in the Kustom Kollection by kontacting the author with your very own kremey request. Few requests are ever turned down. For this Kollection, watch out, it’s a Kreme Kwake, tales so twisted you should brace yourself for disaster and prepare to witness climactic impacts over and over again.

In Reading Up and Bedding Down, meet John, a man who has it all. He has a gorgeous girl named Alicia who is funny, sexy, and young, a perfect dream come true for a man like John and nothing is getting in the way of their lives moving forward together; nothing that is but Alicia’s rather silly concerns over starting a family together. Alicia has read all the articles, many of them holding minuscule amounts of truth.

From what she has read or heard, Alicia is worried she’ll become a hormone-crazed nympho slut, with tits that only get bigger and bigger, a girl who is so into getting knocked up she becomes a brainless bimbo, to use her own over-anxious words. John has placed a call to a fertility clinic, the only one in their neck of the woods, and has taken off early from work to stop by and pick up some literature for her to read, something to alleviate her concerns.

Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you read it, John has stumbled upon a very unique clinic, one where the pamphlets don’t just solve the concerns. They might just make them come true. Reading Up and Bedding Down is a friendly tale of family ambitions gone wild where the only worries are how big the family will get.

In Teddy Bare, Zack has a problem. His problem is an all too simple one, a common one among men everywhere. He’s forgotten an anniversary with his girlfriend, Jessica. However the twist for Zack is that Jessica makes up anniversaries just to get gifts. This one is the one year anniversary of actually seeing her nude. As though that is a banner event in his life and something worthy of bestowing her with tributes each year.

It isn’t like Jessica has been much fun since then, as though she’s anywhere near as giving to him as he is to her. No, Jessica is a good little girl, a religious girl, the real virginal type, and despite all that, she remains a cold and selfish bitch. Why doesn’t Zack toss her to the curb? It’s simple. For some reason Jessica is his. She’s ten times as hot as any girl Zack could ever have, but her bitchy side is beginning to take its toll.

He has stalled her though, enough for him to make a quick run to the mall, to try and find anything that can qualify as a gift. That is where he finds Teddy Bare, a strange little store with giant stuffed bears that the quirky owner claims will bare the true soul she is meant to be, to bring Zack’s wishes true of a happy relationship where he gets what he wants and Jessica gets what she deserves.

Zack’s wishes might just go a bit extreme but in the end even he agrees, it’s the best anniversary ever.

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Words Can Never Hurt You

Words Can Never Hurt You CoverNathan and his friends have never been the type to throw wild parties when parents are away, to stay up all night doing anything and everything. They are typical teenagers with typical interests, but they are by and large responsible young adults who respect each other and enjoy a quiet evening at home. That’s why Nathan had just a few close friends over when his parents left town. Some grilling of burgers, some fun conversation about the midterms they recently finished, generally just mindless fun was on the menu.

When one of them suggests a board game however, mindless fun may take on new meaning as they discover that sometimes an innocent word game can be about a lot more than words. Before the night is over, all four will find staying up all night to be only the beginning of their fun together, and responsible behavior and respect will be abandoned for only the most depraved activities imaginable.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses their mind in the short appetizer tale, Words Can Never Hurt You.

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The Chaos of S.M.U.T. – The Complete Chaotic Collection

The world is in chaos, facing a terrorist group known simply as S.M.U.T. whose perverse criminal acts know no limits. S.M.U.T. is seemingly chaotic in their goals, spreading depravity into normal everyday citizens through mind manipulation. Driven into uncontrollable acts of lust and ever-increasing public indecency, these innocents need a protector and someone to wage war against the growing underground criminal organization that strikes without warning and with no apparent pattern.

Rick Reynolds, leader of the World Independent Mental Protection agency, is destined to be that protector, or is he? His organization has been fighting S.M.U.T. since they first appeared just a few years ago but something more is beyond the chaos, something that will take Rick Reynolds on a new path in life, and that path begins with an outsider brought in to help sway the battle in the good guys’ favor.

Known simply as The Man, this mystery figure possesses unique mental abilities, talents he can use to stop S.M.U.T. in their tracks. However The Man is more than he may seem and his own destiny has been intertwined with both good and evil for more than thirty years, a destiny that wraps together Rick Reynolds and S.MU.T. in one chaotic climax that is sure to strike deep. They say lightning never strikes twice but what happens when the lightning comes not from the sky but within the mind of one powerful man creating his own destiny to put right what has gone horribly wrong?

Who is The Man? Where did he come from and who does he work for? Will Rick Reynolds save the world from depravity or sink right in with everyone else? And ultimately, what is the true Chaos of S.M.U.T. ?

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Kremey Soup: Kustom Kollection #2

Kustoms Kreme Kollection TwoTwo more twisted tales of torrid treats, Kustom Kollection #2 is a Kremey Soup of ingredients. Just add seasoning and enjoy these kustom requested stories by readers of the Kreme.

Ingredient number one, Kreative Konsequences

Rob has been planning a surprise for his girlfriend Abby, a way for her to be included in his passion for photo editing on the computer. Lately things have been tense between the two of them and Rob has found his Saturday nights freed up by the problem, a problem in the form of a slutty girl Abby calls her best friend.

Emily has always been around and lately she’s taken to persistent pushes for Abby to set aside Saturday nights so they can hit the clubbing scene. Naturally, her evil intentions are to get Abby free of such a drab ordinary guy like Rob. Rob knows her feelings well and he also knows that Abby is too sweet to ever turn her friend down.

Tonight was going to be different though. Rob has a brand new scrap-booking and image manipulation program called Kreative Memories that he downloaded, one recommended by an internet pal who assured him it would be a blast for both of them. Unfortunately plans change as always and the change is caused by none-other-than the evil top-heavy bitch herself.

Rob has fantasized so many times about putting Emily in her place, about her finding the balance of power shifted where men don’t bend over backwards to do everything she says but instead bend her over backwards to enjoy the little slut like she deserves. Tonight he takes his frustrations out by creating photo manipulations in this new program, manipulations based on photos he takes before Abby and Emily head to the club. The only thing is, this program may just bring entirely new meaning to photo manipulation.

Ingredient number two, Touchy Feel Lee

Joanne Lee is a very young bank manager, and she knows how to handle the stresses of her job. She has always known that she is far superior to others, having an intellect, a style, and a grace that carries her through every challenge in life. She also has always despised those who choose to go through life milking others and not, as she sees it, providing their own milk.

For a young and successful Asian girl, Joanne hates to see people trying to milk her for sympathy, milk her for a free hand out, and milk the success she has enjoyed due to her own hard work and superiority. That’s why she hates working the teller window when a woman under her stays home months after having a baby. She knows the woman is just using the system, abusing some very open clause about taking time off and claiming that breastfeeding is some sort of issue that prevents her from doing her job. Joanne can’t stand someone like that and worse still, having to do that person’s job for them.

Some might call Joanne Lee touchy, a little full of herself, and possibly even a bit of a bitch. Perhaps those people are right but Joanne is about to have a man visit her teller window that changes everything and shows her just what it’s like to be truly milked by those around her, to be fucked over at her job in more ways than one.

Sometimes when a bank robber shows up he gets caught. Other times he steals more than just money and ends up stealing the show. In this show, Joanne Lee is the star and she’ll feel more than touchy about how her superiority can take a turn and just how twisted her metaphors can get.

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One Giant Leap – A Kreme Readers’ Choice Story

One Giant Leap by Kris P. KremeThree intrepid explorers from earth are finally setting down on a planet that may one day become a second home for mankind. The only question is, does this new home already have residents? The planet is the closest to earth in supporting life, but light years away in every other aspect. It is a giant world full of giant possibilities, giant landscapes, and giant risks. For Ariana Jacobs, it might just include a giant change in every aspect of her life.

Thrill as the mystery unfolds in the deep dark recesses of space, on a foreign landscape of epic scale. Witness the impossible as something unseen changes the crew, as something sizes one of them up for a new purpose, as something drives them all from educated scientists and explorers to animal passion and depravity. In space no one can hear you scream, but on this planet screaming may be all one does, screaming cries of lust and desire.

This is one small step for Readers’ Choice Tales but One Giant Leap for Kreme fans everywhere.

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Konversationally Speaking

Konversationally Speaking by Kris P. KremeIt’s all about the spoken word and how powerful a conversation can be when a man wandering the aisles of a large bookstore encounters a friendly girl who attends a local religious college. She agrees to help him find what he is looking for but somehow as conversations often do, one topic veers off into a number of subjects. From literature to psychology to the inner workings of human sexuality, this is one conversation that only builds into a climax no book on the shelves around them can hope to match.

In the end the friendly college coed might find herself heading in a new direction in life, discovering just what she has been desperately needing, and planning some new extra-curricular studies, all thanks to a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger and some Konversational speaking.

Konversationally Speaking is an all-dialogue story, featuring nothing but conversation and telling a tale from the Kreme in a whole new way.

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Dream a little Kreme – Kustom Kollection #1

Kustom Kreme Kollection 1These two twisted tales were custom requested by fans of the Kreme, and now are available to all of the Kreme’s readers! You too can have your own place in the Kustom Kollections by kontacting the author at his website with your very own kremey request. Few requests are ever turned down, so kontact the Kreme today!

In Justice is Served, meet the Justice Sphere, a team of superheroes who have finally made the world safe again after a five year battle against all kinds of crime. Villains are no more and everyone wants to be a hero. Everyone that is except one man, a man whose life the Justice Sphere has been a part of in many ways and who has been left ignored and hurt by their heroic reign. Will this man take down the Justice Sphere in a way only the mind of a comic book writer can concoct or will Justice ultimately prevail? It’s an epic tale over 14,000 words in length and only the first of many adventures featuring these original superheroes created by the Kreme himself.

In Brain Drain Medical, we are once again thrust into the world of Brain Drain, the original Kreme Kreation that allows both physical and mental modifications of individuals in exchange for payments that might just leave the buyer brainless if they spend too quickly. This time top med-student Angela Maeda stumbles upon Brain Drain Medical, a special release of Brain Drain on her new hospital tablet that offers her an opportunity she can’t refuse. A way to impress her lead physician, satisfy the patients, and stay at the top. Everything is perfect, or is it? Brain Drain Medical really shouldn’t be left where someone else might make purchases the buyer has to suffer the payments of. Angela might just find herself satisfying patients in ways she never imagined and might find her brain tapped out.

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The Kraving – Book Two – Passions Rise in Passion Falls

Kraving Book Two CoverAfter speaking with the distributors about his glaze ingredients, Kris Kraven finds that while the Donut Shack customers might be cumming, his business might be going… under. As if that isn’t bad enough, there arises the very real threat that he might be going to jail for drugging his customers, even if the drug is one like no other. Find out what the glaze ingredients are and what they do, find out what has happened to customers already exposed to the glaze, customers like Susan Thompson and her son, Marissa and the skateboarders she ran off with, and of course the one man who may just rise to be the newest villain in Passion Falls.

Will passions rise to boiling heights in the small town of Passion Falls? Only Officer Alan Morris can answer that and unfortunately he seems to be losing that honorable portion of his job description ‘to protect’. Protection seems the last thing on his mind as he sets his own special version of speed traps, where the women caught are let off with much more than just a warning. What will happen next, where will the special glaze show up next, and what will happen to cool off Passion Falls for good?

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Kreme Kuickies – Krempoo and Konditioner

Vanessa Cooling has always been perfect, perfect in her goals and perfect in her manipulation to achieve those goals. She is a classy, intelligent, and dominant woman who has her hooks into a man named Craig, whose family fortune will keep her in the lifestyle of her choosing for many years to come. Yes, Vanessa has it all… except shampoo and conditioner as she showers to get ready for a night at the opera.

A mystery package left at her doorstep promises much more than just some product called Krempoo and Konditioner. It offers to set right the wrongs a selfish woman like Vanessa has lived by, and show an entirely new meaning to the word perfection, a deliciously satisfying definition for all concerned.

Yes, Krempoo and Konditioner. Other shampoos promise body, only Krempoo and Konditioner delivers.

As a bonus, look for an excerpt of the book Tails from the Kreme, a Kreme Readers’ Choice story as voted on by fans of Kris P. Kreme!

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Tails from the Kreme – A Kreme Readers’ Choice Story

Tails from the Kreme CoverIt’s time again for Horrorcon Expo, the absolute best place for horror aficionados and loyal fans to gather and share their love of the genre both past and present… in the small city of Gantry.

Yes, maybe no one has heard of the city of Gantry and few true fans of horrors both beastly and bloody have ever been to Horrorcon Expo, but that doesn’t mean this event won’t be the party of the millennia. Thanks to a few “special” guests, Horrorcon fans will be moaning and crying out for more and the Kreme will just keep flowing until the sun sets.

That’s right, not all the costumed creatures wandering the floors of the Gantry Civic Complex are costumed at all. That gorgeous busty creature with the tail and glowing pink eyes on the first floor might not be pretending to be succubi at all. That simple-minded man in the demon costume on the second floor offering free snacks might not be a man at all. And perhaps the rather leering looking leprechaun up on floor three is there for more than just photo ops.

For fans of Klassic Kreme, this is a rare opportunity to see brand new tales of two of the most beloved Kreme Kreations, Donnie the Dimwitted Demon and Lenny the Lecherous Leprechaun, together for the first time and introducing an entirely new original character, Sindy the Succubimbo, a voluptuous creature who doesn’t like not being taken seriously.

Read Tails from the Kreme and find out just how horrifyingly good the Kreme can taste.

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A Calculated Risk - The First Readers' Choice StoryA Calculated Risk – A Kreme Readers’ Choice Story

Jake’s friend Brian has always been a perv, but an honest and lovable perv. He’s been the one friend to stick around since college when Jake first discovered that Brian, besides being a bit of a deviant, had some unusual fantasies about women. He can turn any conversation to sex and the latest topic is Mindy, the girl Jake had until recent conversations felt sure he would spend the rest of his life with.

Mindy has a mind for math, and a body for much more according to Brian. Jake knows his buddy is only being himself, but the images of Mindy as his obsessed little slut have really hit him in a weak spot given the recent realization that unlike him, Mindy just isn’t ready to settle down and start a family. Mindy is an accountant and she is getting her very own private office at a prestigious bank downtown. This is a big career accomplishment and pushing aside the pervy images Brian has put in his head, Jake realizes his buddy does make one very good point. If he really wants to keep Mindy around, he needs to support her in whatever she does, even if the only multiplying Mindy does for some time will be on a calculator.

A calculator is how it all begins but before long, an innocent gift will be discovered to be anything but and Mindy will be finding that maybe her mind can be better spent getting saturated with something much more enjoyable than numbers. It’s the beginning of a new chapter in Mindy’s life as she goes from sweet and sophisticated to eagerly energetic for the next load, and no it isn’t a load of numbers to crunch.

Sometimes an idle fantasy between old buddies can turn into something good and sometimes it can turn into something twisted. The chances are even but it’s all a calculated risk. Find out how the calculations play out in this very first Readers’ Choice story from Kris P. Kreme.

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Vicki the Voluptuous VimboVicki the Voluptuous Vimbo

Vicki was always the good student, the smart girl, the conservatively raised responsible one on campus. This is the story of how she became a creature of the night. Yes, this is how Vicki became a vimbo.

What’s that? What is a vimbo? Well, in simple terms, it’s a genetic off-shoot of a vampire. In more basic terms it’s one you definitely want to meet one night if you’re a red-blooded male.

Vicki and her boyfriend are stopping by the town diner one night, assuming it will be a light crowd. What they find instead is a crowd of vimbos who come out when light isn’t shining to feed.

Vimbos have a special appetite and with the happy couple they find exactly what they are looking for and more. Discover the hidden secret behind vampire myth and vampire fact. Discover what a vimbo craves most. And discover what really sucks about being a creature of the night.

There is no sparkly romance here, just pure vimbo fun as only Kris P. Kreme can Kreate.

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Kookies and Kreme KoverKreme Kuickies – Kookies and Kreme

Melissa was only selling cookies to try and raise money for the senior prom. She was doing well, raising the bar high, using her every asset to rake in the biggest profit ever and raising her own status in the process, ensuring she would be legendary among her peers. Of course she never counted on the man in the mysterious brick house.

This man is someone not to be trifled with, one who doesn’t fall victim to a curvy figure and innocent-faced charms. He has his own ideas for Melissa and soon she’ll be legendary for other reasons, reasons that change the very story of her life. There is a reason no one ever returns from the mysterious brick house, a reason that rumors fly about what goes on inside. Melissa finds this all out and more. She finds out just what kind of girl she really is and why cookies go best with Kreme.

A freebie offered from the master of Kreme himself, and an introduction to the tales of Kris P. Kreme.

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Vacuous Vacations KoverKreme Kuickies – Vacuous Vacations

Alison Anders never had to think twice. She was always the intelligent one, unfortunately dealing with men who knew far less. Being offered a paid vacation to private beachfront property in the first year of her job was unexpected, but she needed the time off. The strange vacation spot may hold secrets that will forever change Alison and greatly diminish any thinking she does from now on.

What is it that strikes the intelligent legal secretary as strange about the sleepy town of Jelly Cove? What are these rumors about Jelly Beach and just what is behind the cryptic and bizarre warnings an old woman gives her? Will Alison find time to relieve some pressure from her mind, or will that pressure simply plump up other parts of her? Find out in the short Kremed Kuickie of a tale, Vacuous Vacations.

As a bonus, look for the torrid techno-erotica treat, Avatar Elly. Elly is a bored college girl with too much time on her hands and some unquenched longings. Will a simple free trial of SINtendo Whee cure both? Find out just how stimulating simply setting up an in-game avatar can be in this original short written by the creator of the original SINtendo Whee.

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Kraving Book One CoverThe Kraving – Book One – Addictive Additives

It was an ordinary day in the small town of Passion Falls. Officer Alan Morris was going on duty. Soccer mom, Susan Thompson, was preparing for her son’s game. College student, Marissa, was ready to review her thesis. And Kris Kraven, owner of the Donut Shack, was receiving a new glaze ingredient for his business. A force greater than fate will soon bring their lives crashing together and each will play their part in determining whether passions rise to feverish mind-glazed levels or Passion Falls lives up to its name. This force is known simply as The Kraving.

The Kraven Kraving is a dream Kris has for his business, something that will keep the customers coming in droves. After trying his new glaze, customers are cumming in an entirely different way, an addictive craving building in their systems, one that will corrupt them in ways never imagined as no boundaries are too strong, no morals too high, and the control over the minds of those around them too much to resist. Will life in Passion Falls become one big uncontrolled orgy or will someone manage to stop The Kraving from destroying innocence forever?

Find out in The Kraving – Book One: Addictive Additives where the dough isn’t the only thing rising to new levels, and the donuts aren’t the only things filled with cream.

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Socks on the Brain CoverSocks on the Brain

Sasha and Lily are a cute college couple. Sasha has always been the curvy one and Lily has always been the brainy one. They have had a passion that was only on an increase for the entire time of their relationship. That is, until Lily let a simple obsession take over her home life. No longer does she come home and let Sasha ravish her all the night away. No longer does she provide the endless pleasure she once did. No, these days Lily spends all her free time pursuing a love verging on lust over socks. Striped socks, polka-dotted socks, silk socks, fishnet socks, socks with furry patterns on them, socks with individual toes, no matter the socks, Lily must have them and Sasha has had enough of this.

The solution comes when Sasha gets a popup ad on the computer late one night and in her sleepy undersexed state orders a very special pair of socks for her girlfriend. Will these socks finally give Sasha the girl she always wanted? Will they actually shift Lily’s priorities from socks to sex? And just how extreme will the claimed physical changes to Lily be? Find out in Socks on the Brain, a classic tale from Kris P. Kreme, exclusively illustrated and adapted by Kris P. Kreme. Bimbos, Breasts, and Blonde brainy Lily will never be the same.

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