Category: April Tales

April closes with a SINtendo Tickle

SINtendo Tablet Tickles by Kris P. Kreme

Pam is a woman no one crosses, so Dennis sits quietly while she deals with her ex on the phone, arguing about keeping both kids for the long weekend. But those kids scare Dennis, not because they are older, not because he has never had kids of his own… but because they are fighting while …

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There’s a bonus in April

Bonus Buys by Kris P. Kreme

It’s another day at the grocery store for John and Teresa, but John’s frustrations aren’t due to high prices. Their daughter Katie has colored her hair and taken to her mother’s somewhat revealing fashion sense, which has him worried. Grumbling about it, Teresa is mostly giving John a hard time. About the only thing he …

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April’s a Doll

The Baroque'n Doll by Kris P. Kreme

Glenn is a brilliant mind in the field of AI-assisted technology, but he married a blonde who is far too bubbly and perky for either of his smart brainy children to deal with. Luckily they are in college, unluckily they happen to be home on break, and Glenn happens to be leaving town on business. …

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April needs a new look

The Daddy Shirt by Kris P. Kreme

When Evan takes his pretty girlfriend Paige along with him to help his father out following his divorce, the sweet Paige just wants to make a nice impression, for Evan’s dad Alan to like her. And she has brought along a surprise gift, something she saw shopping that she thought Alan would like… a checked …

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April can be a bit of a bitch

Buying the Bitch Bowl by Kris P. Kreme

Married man Kyle really wants a dog, keeping a neighbor’s dog while they are away for several weeks, something his wife Sadie is not happy about. And she’s not amused by Kyle rolling around and talking baby talk to the dog while trying to bond with it. Sadie had planned for more rolling around with …

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Get out there April

Banging Her Brains Out by Kris P. Kreme

Paul feels like he has it all, working outside the home he shares with his beautiful wife Rebecca whose ex never appreciated her. But Paul does and he appreciates making the backyard beautiful which he has thanks to some easy to grow new sod called Stupid Sod from the Garden Shop at T-mart. But as …

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There is S.M.U.T. in April

Simon, or as they insist he be known, X-17, is doubting the outlandish claims of the Asian Equation. That there is some massive tentacle demon god waiting to rise and consume innocence and decency seems impossible, but so do the things he has witnessed them doing to corrupt and sacrifice innocent Asian women and girls. …

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Donnie the Demon in April is a surprise isn’t it

The Asian Equation: Copping a Feel by Kris P. Kreme

A shy high school senior, Masumi, has chosen to break out of her shell by attending a themed costume party. The theme is Cops and Robbers, and naturally Masumi, being the good girl she is, has decided to find a cute cop costume. But when the Asian Equation manipulates to steer her towards shopping at …

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Start doing the math in April

The Asian Equation: Cooking Up Trouble by Kris P. Kreme

There’s a reason Asian porn includes tentacles and demons, that reason triple X, the name a secret organization dedicated to saving the human race through targeted sacrifices has given to a tentacular demon god. This demon god sleeps beneath the Earth because of sacrifices made where innocent, sweet Asian women and girls turn slutty and …

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April can be Productive

Productivity by Kris P. Kreme

Veronica is uniquely qualified to help her father’s failing dairy farm. With a degree in Agricultural Science, she knows the latest innovations, but even she has never heard about the system of speakers using harmonic frequencies and sound waves to supposedly boost milk production in the cows. As her father recovers from failing health in …

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There is always time in April for SINtendo

SINtendo Sister Twister by Kris P. Kreme

With her husband Mark missing a flight and catching another that won’t bring him home until dinner, Melody is at the end of her rope dealing with twin daughters Gwen and Gemma, who won’t stop fighting. On the phone, Mark, a high school vice-principal, suggests she find a game around the house and have the …

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There’s always Eggs in April

EGGING on the Competition by Kris P. Kreme

Brad and Lizzie are among two young couples chosen to compete in what to Brad sounds like the most ridiculous competition ever, an Easter Egg hunt on the outskirts of town dressed in their Sunday finest. But Lizzie is determined to win the prize, collect the most plastic eggs, each of which contains either a …

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April ties you up in knots

Knotty Behavior by Kris P. Kreme

Kimberly is sweet and helpful. There’s nothing she won’t do for someone, but her tendency to help may turn twisted after helping an Anthropology and Antiquities professor on her way off campus one day. After taking a seat on and watching over a storied old coil of tangled knotted rope, part of a historic campus …

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April begins with being Foolish

April Foolish! by Kris P. Kreme

When Angie and her mother Alexis move into a new home in a new neighborhood, both could use time to rest. But as Alexis soaks in a bath upstairs, listening to calming music, a knock at the door has Angie meeting their chatty neighbor… a man calling himself Doc. Is Doc there to say hi …

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