Banging Her Brains Out by Kris P. Kreme
Paul feels like he has it all, working outside the home he shares with his beautiful wife Rebecca whose ex never appreciated her. But Paul does and he appreciates making the backyard beautiful which he has thanks to some easy to grow new sod called Stupid Sod from the Garden Shop at T-mart.
But as stupid easy as it might be to grow, after Rebecca’s daughter Riley brings a drink up to the pergola roof he is working on, and she slips and falls flat on her back onto it, she may be the one getting stupid easy.
Slurring and acting dumber, she continues finding excuses to climb the ladder and fall, and no matter how he tries, Paul may be unable to prevent her from Banging her Brains Out.
Paul hates taking too much pride in what he does in his spare time around the backyard. But that’s just because he considers himself far too lucky in life, having found and married a gorgeous blonde, way out of his league, Rebecca, who has an equally beautiful daughter soon to head off to college. But as Paul’s skills in the yard may seem stupid good, something stupid bad is about to happen because of them.
Having already put down new sod that looks seamlessly perfect and lush, Paul’s current project is a large pergola, and he is up on the roof of it finishing things up when his wife is coming out to check on him.
Teasing her about some public displays of affection because Rebecca is just the busty blonde perfection he never thought he’d have, she is teasing right back, promising to make up for it after Riley, her daughter goes away this weekend with her friends.
At the moment, Riley has already put on a nice dress and painted both fingernails and toenails for a date that night, but after Paul says he could use a cool drink, Rebecca says she’ll have Riley bring it to him since she’s wanting to beat traffic and get to the store.
But after Riley brings him a bottle of water, awkwardly climbing the ladder barefoot because she doesn’t want to mess up her painted toenails, an awkward move going down causes her to fall ten feet back through the air, landing with an impact onto her back in the new sod.
And that is when Paul starts to have doubts over his purchase of that sod, something he got from the new Garden Shop at T-mart… called Stupid Sod, because it’s so easy to grow lush and beautiful, it’s just stupid.
Sitting up, Riley seems fine, but dazed, slurring her words and strangely seeming more focused on how soft and nice the grass feels than any potential injury. Staggering away, almost drunk looking, he is surprised a very short time later when Riley pokes her head above the pergola roof once again, having climbed the ladder.
She is acting really strange, speaking almost intentionally dumb, and this time Riley intentionally pushes back, falling and enjoying the fall flat onto her back in that Stupid Sod all over again.
Riley is definitely sounding dumber, but more than that she is wanting to do dumber things, sexual things, silly bimbo things the normal smart Riley never would and Paul has no idea what to do.
Tricking her into her room, he secures the door, hoping maybe it will wear off, whatever it is, and when her mother gets home she can be okay. But when she sneaks out a window only to climb the ladder, flailing herself off the ladder into the grass yet again… is there any hope of Riley not turning quite intentionally stupid and horny?
In the end more than the sod may get laid in this backyard, and the most enjoyable feature might just be Banging Her Brains Out.
Koming next… April can be a bit of a bitch…
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