Category Archive: The Lost Kreme

Aug 25 2018

Check your reception with The Lost Kreme

Occasionally a tale from the Kreme will be lost in the couch cushions of time, forgotten about and overlooked, but much more than a very special remote control has been retrieved this time, and it will bring all new meaning to the words Boob Tube. In the King house, men never ruled the roost, at …

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May 05 2018

The Lost Kreme Returns with a Blowout

Occasionally a Tale from the Kreme is Lost, but other times those tales are nearly Snuffed Out. Nearly lost forever is a sequel to Beverly’s Birthday Bimbo Blowout, which saw David surprising the love of his life with trick candles, balloons, and a cake on her 21st birthday. Unfortunately for her and fortunate for David, …

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Sep 13 2017

The Lost Kreme finds SINtendo

Kaitlyn Stewart was house sitting for a family in her neighborhood when she discovered a SINtendo Whee in their closet. Bored, figuring it might be a fun way to pass the time, she hooked it up, finding a game called Whee Pop! that seemed worth trying. Unfortunately, she discovered once you start playing a SINtendo …

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Apr 11 2017

The Lost Kreme is warm and fuzzy this month

Lost for a time, something massive has been unearthed for Kreme readers everywhere… something massive in the mammaries. Sweater Stretchers Incorporated has the newest alternative to breast implants, a natural injection of special nano-gel that can be controlled by remote to increase or decrease breast size. Three test subjects from various walks of life are …

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Sep 06 2016

This month the Lost Kreme takes a pill

Sweet and wholesome, Jane still enjoys the desires of her husband, Craig. Surprisingly her desire for sexual thrills might get dirtier thanks to a routine dental cleaning. Jane is supposed to take four pills a day for two days after the cleaning, but the side affects those pills will have are going to last a …

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Aug 06 2016

Read up with another Lost Story from the Kreme

When a story falls off the twisted titillation train of Tales from the Kreme, it sometimes gets lost to readers. Those stories are now found and restored, sometimes never before seen. A mysterious man named Grey moves into a new place, a constant traveler never settling in one place for too long. A writer, Grey …

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Jul 07 2016

You might need a shower after finding the latest Lost Kreme

When a story falls off the twisted titillation train of Tales from the Kreme, it sometimes gets lost to readers. Those stories are now found and restored, sometimes never before seen. In this issue of The Lost Kreme, we meet Sienna, a horny coed who is currently angry with her boyfriend and seeking some manual …

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May 07 2016

The Lost Kreme has begun to be unearthed

There are legends that tell of lost treasures, stories so sneaky and twisted that they ran off only to get lost amid the jungle forest, but this tale has been found and she is called When you Wrath upon a Star. Jenny always wanted to be a cheerleader, but after a week of torturous tryouts …

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