Category: Selfies

SIntendo meets Selfies this month

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #56 - SINtendo Surprise Stimulator & SINtendo STOP by Kris P. Kreme

SURPRISE! It’s SINtendo September, when you can count on reading SINtendo brand new tales! But not every surprise is so stimulating… or are some more stimulating than a girl can handle? Find out in this month’s Selfies, and then find out just how hard it can be for a guy to STOP playing games with …

Continue reading

Selfies need to check the temperature this time of year

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #55 - The Doggy Days of Summer & A Hot Mess by Kris P. Kreme

There’s more than one way to beat the heat, but sometimes the heat beats you. When Dave plays a joke on his gullible wife Courtney, she may be more than just overheated. And when Henry tries to do the right thing with a fancy new product, Chloe and Mia do all the wrong things. It’s …

Continue reading

Some Selfies are a game

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #54 - SINtendo AVAtar AVA & Minutes Later… SINtendo Avatar Ava

Are you finally getting back out into the dating scene, but wading through various sites and apps? Then take some lessons from Ava, the mother of twin girls ready to date again… unless her girls mistakenly send her right into the hands of SINtendo, where perverse questions to set up her avatar turn all of …

Continue reading

Don’t twitch during the Selfies

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #53 - Happy Humpy Easter & Seven Minutes

Easter is over but you can still dress up, though if you find bunny ears, undressing might become MUCH more fun. And before April ends, be sure and enjoy April Flowers… in ways that might end her forever. No need to hunt, another fresh batch of Selfies is here for your Easter basket! This Selfies …

Continue reading

Selfies can cause madness after March

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #52 - Dawn of the Brain Dead & Pushing the Veil by Kris P. Kreme

You thought the Madness was over, but there’s one last bit of madness to endure! Dawn was always the smartest but has there been a truth the world ignored that even a smart woman can’t understand? A mysterious rash of mindless vanishings couldn’t possibly be connected to reality television turning women into zombies, could it? …

Continue reading

Selfies warm things up

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #51 - Nine Month Abs & Hot Under the Collar by Kris P. Kreme

Spring is nearly here, but are you ready for the heat? Get ready and get fit fast with an exercise program sure to shape you ladies up, Nine Month Abs. But the heat might be too much to handle for Amy when one mistake leads to another, ending in quite the religious experience with Hot …

Continue reading

The Selfies return for a New Year

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #50 - I'm No Angel & Elevated Anxiety by Kris P. Kreme

It might be a new year but that doesn’t mean we don’t have some old troubles, and up first this month we have the tale of an old being with less than angelic ambitions. And if that doesn’t leave your anxiety elevated, next there’s a literal tale of getting stuck… in an elevator. But at …

Continue reading

Selfies get stuffed for November

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #49 - Bending the Rules & My Eyes Are Up Here by Kris P. Kreme

Selfies returns with some very strict rules… but as Annabeth discovers, Bending the Rules can truly break all the barriers, along with one’s mind. Another important rule to remember is to always look one in the eyes, unless you’re more interested in something else, and want them to be too. This Selfies includes: Bending the …

Continue reading

Selfies are ready for the fall

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #48 - May Cause Swelling & Population Inflation by Kris P. Kreme

As the weather starts to cool, are allergies heating up this year? Be sure you find the right relief or it May Cause Swelling… and speaking of a growing problem, the population of a small town called Seeder’s Grove is about to reach all new highs when a traveler gets altered by some hazardous fertility …

Continue reading

Selfies get warmed up

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #47 - MOOdern Mysteries & Seated by Kris P. Kreme

Summer isn’t over and it’s time for more Selfies to pass the time in this very strange year. First up, have you caught up on your television watching? Because you might have missed Modern Mysteries. A cult hit is about to squeeze the most out of ratings like you’ve never imagined. Next up, feeling like …

Continue reading

Clean up with the Selfies

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #46 - The Pop-out Book & Kreme Kleaning by Kris P, Kreme

Summer is hotter than ever, and whether you’re braving the heat to try and be social or staying indoors, there’s plenty of time to read as Amelia discovers when a pop-up book with printing errors shows up in her bookstore. But maybe you’re just focused on staying clean, and the next THREE tales are sure …

Continue reading

Selfies never get cancelled

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #45 - Knock Up Roses & Working Out All the Kinks by Kris P. Kreme

Spring may have been cancelled this year but Selfies never forgets a season… and neither do the flowers. But the roses Olivia finds as a gift to her mother might have her finding herself a mother soon enough. And while you’re stuck at home, marriages may be put to the test, but that doesn’t mean …

Continue reading

Selfies spring up again

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #44 - Bimbo Bombed Besties & Ritualized by Kris P. Kreme

Maybe March Madness was cancelled this year but that doesn’t mean there isn’t plenty of true Madness to go around. Best friends Wila and Mona get Bimbo Bombed while out. If they don’t have a public fight, things may truly go crazy in public for the both of them. And a little thrill around Halloween …

Continue reading

Selfies are always on the job

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #43 - Temp Talking and Filling the Position by Kris P. Kreme

February has come and it’s right back to work as usual for the Kreme. But work can be play if you know how to get the most out of your job! Take Jessica for instance, who’s first day on a temp job comes with permanent benefits. Or get taken in by Sebastian, a simple man …

Continue reading

It’s New Selfies Year

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #42 - Mooving Day & A Mind for Fashion by Kris P. Kreme

A new year of the Kreme means change… but maybe not as much change as these two twisted tales. Jackie’s moving to a new place with her daughter, but she milked her ex dry in the divorce and now it’s be their turn. Terry Taylor invented the most advanced nano-technology programmable clothing in history, but …

Continue reading

On the last day of 2019 don’t forget to take Selfies

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #41 - SINtendo Santa: Nice and Naughty & Booby Trapped Blizzard by Kris P. Kreme

For street smart Nick Christmas isn’t the time of getting everything he wanted, but he is good at getting things. He finds all new ways of making Naughty Nice when he swipes a fancy unlocked cell phone with a fun little App on it. And for emergency meteorologist Teresa, a white Christmas may just mean …

Continue reading