Category: Selfies

Selfies arrive late for summer

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #62 - Stress Management Using Tennis and What to Wear, What to WERE by Kris P. Kreme

Summer is right around the corner so the seasons are changing, but you haven’t seen change until you’ve taken this month’s Selfies! Melanie Truss had once been a star athlete, now a popular tennis instructor, but life is about to change even more for her thanks to a group known as S.M.U.T. And when a …

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March brings a Selfie

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #61 - Devilish Deceptions & Scared Stupid by Kris P. Kreme

March means things are heating up, and warm can become unbearably hot Heat can turn devilish for a mysteriously powerful man talked into a massage at a mall one day. And a brilliantly intelligent young woman may feel her own heat after watching a very stupid movie on a date with her boyfriend, who has …

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It’s colder without Selfies

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #60 - Spell It Out & Konversational Kolors

Selfies gets freaky fun for February! Start out your selfishly succulent stories with a witchy tale about motivating the team at school. Dani and the cheerleaders thought a new routine might do the job, but thanks to the class freak, they may be doing much more than they ever thought. And then enjoy a short …

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Selfies start the New Year

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #59 - Pregnant Pauses Professional Problems & SINtendo Sitter by Kris P. Kreme

It’s a new year, which means there are plans to make, things to pause and consider. Maybe you can start a new career, start a new family, or do both at the same time. Or maybe you’ll just learn to milk the most from the job you already have like Cassie the babysitter did thanks …

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Selfies tie the bow on Krismas

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #58 - Cum-E-Bears & Bimbo Bon-Bombed

Krismas is the time of year when Selfies gets selfless and give until it hurts. Take the special e-card Jessica gets from her father… because that e-card definitely is taking her. Or take the tale of Laura who hated thinking about the season, until she stopped thinking at all. This Selfies includes: Cum-E-Bears – After …

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Selfies don’t forget HallowKreme

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #57 - Bimbo Bombed: Milf Chocolate & Bimbo Bombed: Halloween Hijinks

Halloween is the perfect time for Selfies… whether it’s your costume or all the candy you got! Well this Halloween your favorite Kreme Keeper has a special double dose of Bimbos to enjoy. Enjoy everyone’s favorite teacher who offers more than cookies this Halloween. Or take your game to the next level when the mother …

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SIntendo meets Selfies this month

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #56 - SINtendo Surprise Stimulator & SINtendo STOP by Kris P. Kreme

SURPRISE! It’s SINtendo September, when you can count on reading SINtendo brand new tales! But not every surprise is so stimulating… or are some more stimulating than a girl can handle? Find out in this month’s Selfies, and then find out just how hard it can be for a guy to STOP playing games with …

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Selfies need to check the temperature this time of year

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #55 - The Doggy Days of Summer & A Hot Mess by Kris P. Kreme

There’s more than one way to beat the heat, but sometimes the heat beats you. When Dave plays a joke on his gullible wife Courtney, she may be more than just overheated. And when Henry tries to do the right thing with a fancy new product, Chloe and Mia do all the wrong things. It’s …

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Some Selfies are a game

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #54 - SINtendo AVAtar AVA & Minutes Later… SINtendo Avatar Ava

Are you finally getting back out into the dating scene, but wading through various sites and apps? Then take some lessons from Ava, the mother of twin girls ready to date again… unless her girls mistakenly send her right into the hands of SINtendo, where perverse questions to set up her avatar turn all of …

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Don’t twitch during the Selfies

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #53 - Happy Humpy Easter & Seven Minutes

Easter is over but you can still dress up, though if you find bunny ears, undressing might become MUCH more fun. And before April ends, be sure and enjoy April Flowers… in ways that might end her forever. No need to hunt, another fresh batch of Selfies is here for your Easter basket! This Selfies …

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Selfies can cause madness after March

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #52 - Dawn of the Brain Dead & Pushing the Veil by Kris P. Kreme

You thought the Madness was over, but there’s one last bit of madness to endure! Dawn was always the smartest but has there been a truth the world ignored that even a smart woman can’t understand? A mysterious rash of mindless vanishings couldn’t possibly be connected to reality television turning women into zombies, could it? …

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Selfies warm things up

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #51 - Nine Month Abs & Hot Under the Collar by Kris P. Kreme

Spring is nearly here, but are you ready for the heat? Get ready and get fit fast with an exercise program sure to shape you ladies up, Nine Month Abs. But the heat might be too much to handle for Amy when one mistake leads to another, ending in quite the religious experience with Hot …

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The Selfies return for a New Year

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #50 - I'm No Angel & Elevated Anxiety by Kris P. Kreme

It might be a new year but that doesn’t mean we don’t have some old troubles, and up first this month we have the tale of an old being with less than angelic ambitions. And if that doesn’t leave your anxiety elevated, next there’s a literal tale of getting stuck… in an elevator. But at …

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Selfies get stuffed for November

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #49 - Bending the Rules & My Eyes Are Up Here by Kris P. Kreme

Selfies returns with some very strict rules… but as Annabeth discovers, Bending the Rules can truly break all the barriers, along with one’s mind. Another important rule to remember is to always look one in the eyes, unless you’re more interested in something else, and want them to be too. This Selfies includes: Bending the …

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Selfies are ready for the fall

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #48 - May Cause Swelling & Population Inflation by Kris P. Kreme

As the weather starts to cool, are allergies heating up this year? Be sure you find the right relief or it May Cause Swelling… and speaking of a growing problem, the population of a small town called Seeder’s Grove is about to reach all new highs when a traveler gets altered by some hazardous fertility …

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Selfies get warmed up

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #47 - MOOdern Mysteries & Seated by Kris P. Kreme

Summer isn’t over and it’s time for more Selfies to pass the time in this very strange year. First up, have you caught up on your television watching? Because you might have missed Modern Mysteries. A cult hit is about to squeeze the most out of ratings like you’ve never imagined. Next up, feeling like …

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