Buying the Bitch Bowl by Kris P. Kreme
Married man Kyle really wants a dog, keeping a neighbor’s dog while they are away for several weeks, something his wife Sadie is not happy about. And she’s not amused by Kyle rolling around and talking baby talk to the dog while trying to bond with it.
Sadie had planned for more rolling around with her husband herself, wearing his favorite shirt-dress, as they call it, hoping for some romance. Instead she finds herself taking a drive to cool off and shopping for a stupid big dog bowl for the stupid big dog he is keeping.
But after buying a cheap, supposedly defective one, called The Bitch Bowl… will Sadie mentally become just the kind of dog her husband always wanted, a horny bitch in heat?
If there’s one thing Sadie can’t stand, it’s her husband’s mindless and sometimes childish fascination with missing the obvious. Like the fact she has worn what the two of them amusingly call her shirt-dress… and only that pink shirt-dress, with the intention they have a little romance and fun. Unfortunately, when it comes to romance and reading the signals from his young wife, Kyle’s thoughts go straight to the dogs… literally.
That’s because Kyle has a new house guest for a few weeks… a dog named Tram that belongs to the neighbors, but one the neighbors may have to find a permanent new home for, and Kyle is in no ways subtle about his hinting that they should be Tram’s new family. Or as Kyle suggests, they could call him Tramp and he’d have Sadie and the Tramp.
Immune to the enthusiasm and her husband’s ridiculous obsession with having a dog around the house, Sadie is more annoyed that Kyle doesn’t even seem to care about having a little fun with her, instead rolling around on the floor with the damn dog, speaking in baby talk, and generally being stupid.
Yet after Sadie goes for a drive, and ends up stopping at Pet Palace near the grocery store to reluctantly help Kyle out, getting a new big doggy bowl for Tram to use while he is with them… she may be the one getting stupid.
At the pet supply store, Sadie makes it clear she wants a dog bowl that isn’t going to break the bank… a cheap one, and he points her down the aisle to a group of discounted bowls, irregular ones, dented, warped, discontinued or recalled items. That is where Sadie finds a big stainless bowl with a name etched on the underside of it… The Bitch Bowl.
Figuring it the perfect way of both getting what Kyle asked her to get, and also sending a less-than-subtle message about how little she cares about her husband’s interests in dogs, Sadie finds both a price label and a warning sticker on it.
It’s cheap enough, definitely, at only two dollars, but the warning label is pretty ridiculous, she thinks. Warning, Defective Product, purchase at considerable risk, she reads but nothing is keeping her at the Pet Palace longer, so she buys it.
At home, Kyle is still playing with the dog, trying to bond with it, barely paying much attention to his wife, even when she tries to get a reaction by showing him the bowl she got, specifically mentioning the somewhat pointed name of it.
All Kyle is pointing out, as the guides he has been reading up in say, is that she needs to wash the bowl in hot soapy water before using it for the first time. And it is while cleaning that bowl that Sadie first smells an addictive, enticing smell that soon has her breathing it in, licking her lips just to taste the smell, and soon licking the bowl itself, crawling on hands and knees as she is soon as obsessed with the Bitch Bowl as her husband is with that dumb dog outside.
Coming inside, finding his wife on hands and knees, Kyle might first just think she’s finally come around to playing his types of kinky games… but will he soon discover that Sadie is done bitching, and ready to be his eager bitch?
Sometimes when a man already has a hot wife but really wants a dog… he gets the best of both worlds, especially when that hot wife ends up Buying the Bitch Bowl.
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