Bonus Buys by Kris P. Kreme
It’s another day at the grocery store for John and Teresa, but John’s frustrations aren’t due to high prices. Their daughter Katie has colored her hair and taken to her mother’s somewhat revealing fashion sense, which has him worried.
Grumbling about it, Teresa is mostly giving John a hard time. About the only thing he isn’t worried about is shopping, thanks to Bonus Buys, his new shopping app. It lets him scan items in the cart, pay for them, and even offers bonus optional purchases for each item.
But what happens when he bumps into his wife while looking at his phone and she ends up in the cart? Will Bonus Buys let him purchase her, and what crazy optional purchases will it offer for her?
It’s another day of frustrations for John, pushing the grocery cart alongside his wife in the store. But it isn’t the prices that have John mostly frustrated today. And even though he has a fancy new app on his phone that makes shopping easier and less stressful, he’s pretty sure it can’t resolve the frustrations on his mind today… or can it?
John and Teresa have always been somewhat opposites in their marriage. While he worries over everything, she’s practical in realizing that it does no good to worry over everything, especially their twenty-two year old daughter, Katie.
John’s latest frustrations, and nearly all the distractions from his weekly shopping, have to do with Katie’s latest decision to color her hair, the red she chose only destined to draw more stares to the already beautiful girl. It doesn’t help any that she is a free-spirit who has taken after her mother, especially Teresa’s fashion sense, the both of them wearing short denim skirts to the grocery store.
But no amount of grumbling under his breath makes his wife agree with his concerns, and Teresa is mostly giving John a hard time. In fact the only thing that isn’t stressing him is the new Bonus Buys app on his phone, something John focuses on as they add items from their shopping list to the cart.
Bonus Buys is an intuitive AI-assisted shopping app supposedly designed to make life easier and less hectic… although John isn’t feeling the benefits from what has him stressed, especially with Katie somewhere off on her own in the grocery store, looking like she does today.
As they are nearly done with their shopping, everything needed in the cart, John begins scanning the items with his phone, one of the best features of the Bonus Buys shopping app. Anything in the cart can be scanned, coupons and discounts applied, and he can pay directly, allowing them to just push the cart right out to the car without standing in line.
But another feature he has enjoyed are the Bonus Buys, optional additional bonus purchases related to whatever is in his cart. So John isn’t paying as much attention to the cart he pushes down an otherwise empty aisle as he is to his phone when suddenly he bumps into his pretty wife from behind.
Teresa isn’t looking either, leaning forward just enough that when John bumps the cart into her, she ends up falling back into it. And as she laughs about him being lucky she’s petite enough to not be crushing their groceries… John is confused by something popping up on his app.
Somehow his Bonus Buys app has scanned his wife, offering him the option to scan her for purchase. Figuring it is a joke, John taps on the app, then chuckles as it says purchases is confirmed.
But looking at Teresa, John quickly realizes this isn’t a joke, his wife no longer trying to pull herself up from where she fell back into the cart, staring somewhat dazed at the ceiling of the store.
And that is when the Bonus Buys for this particular purchased store item appear, bargains like bigger tits, less brain, discounted morals, and something called decadent decency.
Will John purchase some Bonus Buys for his bought and paid for wife? Will it change more than their marriage? And will the wife he ends up with have ways of handling his other frustrations… a twenty-two year old redheaded frustration elsewhere in the grocery store?
Sometimes you just stick to the list and get what you need at the store. Other time you get pleasurably distracted by the Bonus Buys.
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