Idle Thoughts by Kris P. Kreme
Mitch McKane spends more time jerking off to porn on his computer than doing anything worthwhile, living in his mother’s basement. But after a contentious argument in which the successful attorney Annie McKane makes it clear that he will find a job or he is out on his ass, Mitch escapes the frustration as usual with porn.
When another viewer posts a comment about porn solving everything, that only in porn can one get everything they always wanted, Mitch replies “yeah, I wish” and everything goes black.
Waking the next day, he soon discovers the world is not the same cruel world it used to be, not when his idle thoughts shape bubbles of manipulating porn around any and all he encounters.
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They say that idle hands are the devil’s workshop, someone with nothing to do is more likely to get into trouble, mischief, or engage in destructive behavior… but Mitch McKane’s hands have rarely been idle. His thoughts though are another thing, as he spends nearly every waking moment in the basement jerking off to porn.
But what happens when mindless thoughts and bitterness over being ignored by girls his entire twenty-nine years drives someone into obsessively seeking out more and more depravity in the world online? Mitch McKane is about to find out one day after a particularly contentious fight with his mother who threatens to finally kick him to the curb if he doesn’t find employment on that computer he is always spending so much time in front of.
Annie McKane is the very opposite of her good-for-nothing son, an attorney who manipulates every courtroom she enters, both by being the smartest woman in the room, but also by never wearing a bra and always having her power suits just cut enough that most men are hopefully distracted. Unfortunately there has been nothing she can do about the lazy slob living in her basement… and yet her angry rant may be what pushes Mitch McKane right into another world, one where his every idle thought turns problems into porn.
After being bitched at by the worst bitch he knows, facing the unwanted thoughts of actually dealing with a world that doesn’t show him any fun or thrills, Mitch just wants to escape into the worlds of his favorite Twitch streamers, OnlyFans girls, anywhere but the cold harsh reality he lives in. Unfortunately Annie McKane never misses anything when someone faces her wrath, and she called making sure his accounts were cancelled and would never be reinstated.
Desperately frustrated, Mitch searches free-access porn sites he has visited, and finally finds just what he wanted, one of his old favorites, a busty coed who streams fantasy sex sessions online while viewers donate and comment as they watch, Jenny Jizz-a-lot.
Her unique gimmick has always been quantity, having guys jerk off all over her, cover her, all while talking out depraved fantasies of pregnancy, extreme, stuffing, bloating pregnancy. It’s definitely a nice escape from a reality that seems determined to kick a loser like Mitch McKane to the curb.
But as comments flash by, users and viewers suggesting what happens to Jenny, one comment stuck out… at least to Mitch. Someone called Devil-in-the-Details posts the comment that Only in porn can you instantly get what you always wanted, no matter how fucked up and twisted… porn solves everything.
It’s a comment that inspires Mitch McKane, a desperate depraved loser in life, inspires him to post his own reply to it… the simple words “Yeah, I wish.”
And right then is when everything goes black, the power in the entire house dying, everything going silent. And as Mitch stumbles around looking for a flashlight, dropping it right onto his toes, he falls back into his own inky blackness.
Upon waking back up the next morning, Mitch is surprised not to be hearing angry hammered knocks at the top of the stairs from the basement, and in fact his bitch of a mother is nowhere to be seen. But what is seen out the basement windows is a truly bizarre exchange between a woman and a package delivery driver… a driver insistent on giving that woman a package of his own that will take nine months to deliver.
There isn’t much that can draw a loner like Mitch from his basement room, but after seeing what he sees, what seems like perverse live porn, he emerges into a neighborhood, a world that seems very much like the one he knows… with one small significant exception… in this world porn seems to happen, his every idle thought shaping and directing that very porn.
From the teenage sisters across the street he got in trouble over just looking at once upon a time, to random neighbors, shoppers at a local grocery store, local actresses trying out for a production company, cheerleaders in a nearby park… everyone is just the same as they always were, until the bubble of porn perversion surrounding Mitch McKane envelopes them… changes them… all according to his every idle thought and fantasy.
But is all of this real… or did Mitch McKane slip and hit his head hard enough to be in some sort of coma that shows him everything he ever wanted and more? It might not even matter in the end, because idle hands may be the devil’s workshop, but Idle Thoughts are the devil’s playground and the devil… is in his pants.
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