Time for a SINgularity by Kris P. Kreme
June O has jumped through time into twisted realities that inspired the Tales from the Kreme. But what happens if she jumps into one of the oldest Tales only to find nothing kinky taking place at all?
That is the question when after confronting the writer himself, being told her ending was written, an ending that may be her beginning, June has jumped all the way back to 2009, to witness the very first SINtendo tale… SINtendo Whee!
But when nothing kinky happens and Kevin and his friends don’t become the horny gamers they originally did, will June’s jumping through time from SINtendo tale to tale help her realize who she really is and what she needs to do to put the SIN back in SINtendo?
Over 9,000 Words of Kreme!
This June O June has been all about June, her story more than the twisted tales she has usually read and used to corrupt others as the Kreme Keeper. But after meeting the man himself, the one responsible for sending her hurtling through time in the last time jump, June realizes that an ending is coming… but as HE asked will her ending be her beginning?
Stepping out of the swirling vortex of iridescent lightning into a new time and place, June realizes she is in the fenced off backyard of an ordinary looking suburban home.
The universe began as a singularity, a single point at which time and space cease to exist, when predictability and the laws of physics disintegrate completely, a dense ball of chaos from which all things come… and each time June appears, it is a singularity she has stepped out of, fallen out of, stumbled into time after time. But this time is different, and the first thing that has June freaking out is when she spots a man walking down the street over the fence in front of the house whose backyard she has materialized in.
He is carrying a flip phone… an old phone, older than any she has seen on her jumps through time. When calling out to him, the fence blocking the kinky revealing red latex outfit she jumped into this timeline wearing, June is told that the date is Friday, April 10, 2009… seventeen years ago, the furthest she has ever jumped, a date when the very earliest of early Tales from the Kreme were ever released to a public reading audience.
June knows that before she began pulling innocent readers into his tales, before she got pulled into the singularity event of absolute destructive chaos about that Plutonian Chaos Cube… there were publication rules, some of the very first tales having to be edited for content before they could be published. And this is one of those first tales, because as she overhears voices within the nearby house, she recognizes them, what they are saying.
June O has just jumped into the time of the very first SINtendo tale.
It has been a series that defined the Kreme, that surpassed nearly all others in many ways, both extreme and otherwise, but as June listens to a young teenage Kevin and his friends talking in the nearby living room about the game system his Uncle Joe sent him from Japan… she realizes that she will witness the birth of SINtendo, the original sinfully kinky gaming gone wrong and yet right in so many ways.
Or will she?
When Kevin and his friends come to the point of their twisted tale where they choose from two built-in games on the system, Check Mate! or Football… what is going wrong when they choose Football this time instead of Check Mate! the game that would have Kevin’s friend Jessica and his older sister Melissa truly competitively bred by the end of the tale? And when June bursts into the home to confront them about choosing the wrong game, why are they acting so horrified by her suggestions of what should have happened? Before she can even find an answer, June is vanishing in yet another swirling singularity, only to return to the same backyard months later, at a time when the second SINtendo tale was to take place. But this time, it’s going even more wrong as Kevin’s parents let him know Uncle Joe took the SINtendo Whee back and they present Kevin with a brand new Playstation instead.
Nothing is going right, and confronting them only results in threats of calling the cops, until June of course vanishes into another swirling singularity only to jump into another early SINtendo tale with all the kinky fun drained out of it. It’s there she will meet a man without a name, a man who finally asks her what she remembers of her early life, growing up, having a job, anything… and those questions will be what leads June O to realize that she can control her own jumps through time, she can go where she needs to go, when she needs to go to set things right… or in the case of SINtendo, set things only kinkier and more twisted than they ever were originally.
June O has jumped through time, but her jumps are nearly at an end, and that ending will take her where she never imagined next.
Up next… It’s gettijg pricey for June…
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