SINtendo STRIPpoker by Kris P. Kreme
Eric’s girlfriend Victoria wants to sit in on poker night with the guys. But he is unable to convince the guys it’s a good idea.
They believe poker night is guy’s night, but Eric has been told by Victoria that she has a surprise to finally let her know the game enough, so they’ll enjoy having her around. And while Eric’s buddies certainly have their uses for women, those uses aren’t respectful or decent for a good girl like Victoria.
When the surprise she has turns out to be SINtendo STRIPpoker, a video game she spent the day playing in the hopes it would help her learn the game, all of the boys may be discovering more than a few new enjoyable uses for a once sweet girl like Victoria.
It’s poker night at Eric’s place, and tonight might be a real gamble for his relationship when girlfriend Victoria calls, wanting to sit in with the boys. Victoria is a sweet girl but she has always pestered Eric to sit in on poker night, and today she tells him she has a surprise that will finally let her contribute to the game and not be clueless about how it is played.
Despite Eric’s joking response that the guys have a very important use for her already… snack queen, Victoria assures Eric that this will be a good surprise, one allowing her to actually play the game, maybe even win a hand or two. So Eric being the rather willing whipped member of his group of guy friends agrees… much to the eventual dismay of those friends, to let Victoria sit in on poker night.
But of course as Readers Choice Month reaches the choice everyone gets a thrilling game over screen for, you just know poker night is going to become poke-her night for poor Victoria. And that is because there is a very good reason the church she was unloading donations for can’t accept anything with a certain SINful name on. So the video game disc she finds with a faded label but enough to read the word poker on it… is in fact SINtendo STRIPpoker, a very specialized version of the card game she wanted to figure out how to play.
As her boyfriend Eric spends much of the day helping friend and fellow poker buddy Dalton install some speaker wires above his downstairs ceiling for his man cave, they discuss the male female dynamic when it comes to poker. More specifically, Dalton demonstrates exactly why he and Eric’s other poker buddy Owen are forever single. They see poker night as a guy’s night, and the only possible use for a girl like Victoria is eye candy up on the table or something.
Meanwhile back home, Victoria is hoping the game disc she found actually works in Eric’s game system, as clueless about video games as she is about poker. But when the game disc actually does work, seemingly made to work or adapt to any game system, Victoria gets the big surprise that this is in fact strip poker. Still, she assumes the game graphics just may have nudity or stripping, and it’s still a good way to figure out what all the winning hands are, what hand beats another, and to finally have that knowledge she needs by the time Eric gets home. So Victoria sits down to play.
The day passes with Eric repeatedly defending his girlfriend and justifying her sitting in on their poker night to his misogynist friends, all three of them unaware that Victoria is intently focused on her cards on the screen, determined to actually win a hand, seemingly unaware that with each hand she loses, she is slowly but surely stripping off the clothes she had on for joining in on poker night.
Will Victoria figure out what the best hand in poker is? Are the cards in this game stacked against her? What will Eric think arriving home to not only find his sweet innocent girlfriend in her underwear but also playing a SINtendo game? And will this be a poker night that truly puts the spark in their relationship, as well as Victoria’s relationship with any number of other men?
Find out as Readers Choice month finally brings you a twisted new game to play, one that may strip down everything you knew about poker, and everything Eric knew about his girlfriend Victoria.
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